After being dressed as an old lady and having her mind read, the capital city went crazy

"Lord Yang is here to welcome our Lord Jiang. I'm not here for you to make fun of me. I'm representing Lord Jiang today." Shen Yunyue just kept talking nonsense.

"My husband is timid, not to mention Lord Jiang. He was scared to death by that bastard Black Armor Guard."

"Am I still going to be teased and laughed at by you guys after I get here?"

Shen Yunyue was determined to disrupt the banquet, so why would she dig a hole before eating?

Who is going to be buried here?

She didn't want to be buried.

As for your own people, you can only bully them yourself, and others cannot even lift a finger.

She pointed at Yang Gui's concubine and said, "You were born a young lady, but lived the life of a prostitute. Although I don't understand why God gilded your birth, I think there must be a purpose for it."

"I guess she realized you're not suited to the life of a rich lady."

"Suitable for the life of a brothel lady."

"Set things right."

Everyone in the room was stunned.

Tan Feizhi's face was pale and he glanced at Shen Yunyue with interest.

The corner of his mouth curled up into a smile.

Eat other people's melons.

So fragrant.

He came to the right place today and his chest felt smoother.

The cough is also gone.

Sure enough, melon can cure all diseases.

Yanhong had never suffered such humiliation since she followed Yang Gui.

I was bombarded with scolds from her until I was like a confused stupid dog.

Only when he heard the laughter of Crow and Tan Feizhi did he come to his senses.

With a grim face, he said:

"You bitch. How dare you scold me?"

"You can scold me if you want. Don't you like the life in a brothel?"

"Don't think I can't see your sneaky moves and flirting."

"Do you really think we are fools? I think you live only to disgust people."

Shen Yunyue's output was inexplicable.

Everyone was stunned.

Yang Gui was fascinated by what he heard. He had never seen such a fierce and arrogant woman.

He...likes it very much.

Forget to savor Shen Yunyue's innuendo.

Raven stroked his chin.

"Good eloquence and good fighting ability. If I knew how to read, I would want to take a notebook and write it down."

Tan Feizhi on the side said that he had already written it down.

"Dian Laoliu has stable output."

Yanhong's brain was smoking from being scolded.

The key point is that there is important information in Shen Yunyue's words, her original parents were rich people.

This made her CPU burn out and she couldn't figure it out.

"You are talking nonsense."

She looked at Yang Gui with tears in her eyes, "Master, that Madam Yun is so cruel."

Yang Gui swallowed.

What should I do if he likes such a vicious woman?

"You can curse back at me. I support you spiritually." Yang Gui thought for a while and said something that he thought made sense.

Crow's eyes lit up.

It is also a pleasure to listen to beautiful women quarreling with each other.

Yanhong became autistic.

Fold your hands and pray:

"I am willing to never suffer the sufferings of this world again. I pray that the Goddess will grant me a mouth like a crazy woman."

"Hahaha……"

Shen Yunyue was almost laughing madly.

Pointing at Yanhong, he laughed and said, "You have a pig brain. Shouldn't you think about what happened to you from being a rich lady to a brothel lady?"

A man born in the mud.

I also once fantasized that I was a young man or young lady from a wealthy family who was stranded outside.

I've had this happen in my dreams before.

Now listening to Shen Yunyue's nagging, she felt a desire in her heart.

Even Yang Gui started to fantasize.

Both of his wives have backers, so it would be good if his concubine also has a good family background.

Wow...

Doesn't that mean that the little pig has hooked up with the eagle and is flying into the sky?

Very cool.

Yang Gui looked at Shen Yunyue tentatively.

"How did you know?"

Seeing the other person's useless gigolo look, Shen Yunyue chuckled.

"fake."

"Did I fool you?"

As soon as these words were spoken, the fat on Yang Gui's body stopped moving and thinking.

Yanhong seemed to have her soul taken away.

"What a cruel woman."

Crow became interested, "Master Yang, please serve the food first. I'm starving."

The invisible man Tan Feizhi felt that Shen Yunyue was not kidding at all, but just didn't want to tell Yanhong where her biological parents were?

Yanhong looked at Shen Yunyue angrily.

"You are a dog."

Shen Yunyue pointed at Yanhong and said, "There's a huge pile of shit in front of me."

Yanhong: “…”

Autistic.

Yang Gui smiled and said:

"Everyone, stop talking. Let's serve a Binzhou delicacy first. Everyone knows that Binzhou beef and mutton are the best."

"Have you ever eaten monkey in Jiangnan?"

"What? Monkey?"

Shen Yunyue felt a little nauseous.

Yang Gui waved his hand and someone came over leading a monkey.

The waiter quickly placed the monkey in the dirt pit in front of the table, half-buried its body in the dirt, and covered it with a thick blanket.

Shen Yunyue suddenly felt something was wrong.

In my previous life, I had heard that wealthy people in a certain province enjoyed eating fresh monkey brains.

Won't……

She glanced at Ling Buqi.

Ling Buqi gave her a reassuring look.

Just one glance.

Shen Yunyue's heart calmed down.

She didn't even realize that she trusted Ling Buqi so much.

Yang Gui explained with a smile:

"Everyone, watch carefully."

"Pour boiling water from the pot over the scalp. Then use a knife to split the head open."

"Pour in seasonings such as onion, ginger, garlic, soy sauce, vinegar, etc., and add a spoonful of hot oil. Use a small spoon to scoop it out and eat it. It's so fresh and delicious. It's true that you get what you eat."

The little monkey looked at Shen Yunyue with pity.

His eyes were red and tears were coming out.

Yanhong took over the conversation, "Waiter, quickly bring the boiling water. I ate it once, and I still can't forget how delicious it was."

Yang Gui continued:

"You say this monkey is smart. But if it falls into human hands, it will have to listen to others in everything. Maybe it can still survive, otherwise it will be eaten by humans."

Tan Feizhi's face turned pale. "It's really a sin. I don't have the blessing to do this."

He understood the purpose of Tan Fei asking him to come over.

Just hit him.

"This dish was specially ordered for Mr. and Mrs. Yun and Brother Jiang. They must eat it."

Jiang Yi took one look at the monkey and couldn't breathe.

People from Lingnan have always liked eating new and exotic food, and the monkey dish originated from there.

Yang Gui wanted him to be humble and submissive.

The waiter brought over a bucket of boiling water.

Before he got close, he was kicked over by Ling Buqi.

A dagger fell out of his sleeve, and with two light strikes, he cut the rope on the monkey and kicked the monkey out.

"Run quickly."

Upon hearing this, the monkey quickly climbed onto the roof.

Yang Gui was furious:

"Are you here to buy food, or to oppose me?"

Ling Buqi pressed the dagger with his thumb and sneered:

"Business is not about feelings, but about affection. If Lord Yang insists on making us eat that batch of moldy grain like an idiot, just tell us."

"Why do you have to do this?"

"Our Lord Jiang has always been timid."

Jiang Yi understood what Ling Buqi meant. He immediately rolled his eyes and twitched all over.

Then...he fainted.

crow:"……"

This little official is so frightened, what is Yang Gui afraid of?