After being dressed as an old lady and having her mind read, the capital city went crazy

Emperor Wu's health bar was fully filled. After all, his mental state was not much better than Shen Yunyue's.

Let's say:

A temporary setback is really nothing.

After all, there are new blows every day.

have to say.

Emperor Wu knew how to conquer himself and comfort himself.

"My dear ministers, let's not go off topic. I understand the special hobbies of the soldiers. After all, it is important to enjoy life while you can."

"Next time, try a different hobby."

The general's feet awkwardly revealed one physiological feature after another.

Shen Yunyue agreed with Emperor Wu's words.

"With your special hobbies and habits, the gears of fate are stuck. The chain of life has fallen off. Your comrades dare not approach you, and the captives would rather commit suicide than leave you."

"Cherish the few opportunities you have to blow...

"If you don't want everyone to be exterminated, you'd better get rid of the controversial topic."

Shen Yunyue knows how to comfort people.

Several generals always felt that there was something wrong with their lungs.

After Shen Yunyue’s “heart-touching” psychological counseling, those generals stopped their plans to create the world.

Since I've lost face.

Just tear it off, how shameless.

After all, there may not be many opportunities left, so they are not afraid of anything because they are unlucky.

Throwing it away is impossible.

Pause.

I can still wash and blow dry it secretly in the future...

The civil servants all began to think about it.

Secretly said:

As expected of a military general, his psychological quality is top notch.

After the battle, he hugged the prisoners and blew them until they were dizzy, not caring about the smell of their private parts.

It’s different for those who like to blow it outdoors.

Damn my curiosity, I want a picture explanation.

What's new?

talk.

After this psychological output, everyone turned their eyes to Shen Yunyue.

Shen Yunyue looked at Long Yizi eagerly.

[I washed my eyes but it seems like they weren’t clean enough. 】

Guagua is very considerate.

[Except for Master Long, the others are all old men. Look at the prince.]

[Little bird. I am the prince's aunt. I always feel that I am extremely perverted after seeing you. Forget it. Alas...Nine out of ten things in life are not as you wish.]

The little bird rolled his eyes.

[Lord Ling is here with gold in his hands.]

Shen Yunyue became more alert.

【After you said that, my eyesight immediately returned to normal. 】

Emperor Wu: “…”

This crazy guy believed her nonsense.

The melon is full.

Everyone started talking about business.

The final result was to let Ling Buqi take a minor official to Mobei, and let Shen Yunyue, the mascot, follow him, so that he would not be afraid even if something bad happened.

After all, Dian Laoliu has never lost when it comes to talking.

Shen Yunyue enjoyed eating the melon for a while.

Hear what everyone says.

A slap on the thigh.

"Are you kidding me? Do you really think of me as a mascot? What can I do in Mobei?"

She looked at Emperor Wu anxiously.

"Your Majesty, I am a useless woman. I am not up to the task."

Emperor Wu stroked his gray beard.

"Shen Yunyue. You don't have to climb up the wall. You, the piece of mud, will be responsible for pulling the other person down from the wall."

Shen Yunyue: “…”

Listen.

What nonsense are you talking about.

Am I such a piece of shit?

You shouldn't pull down the wall and cover the other person's mouth and nose, killing him completely.

Who do you look down on?

Hu Yong flattered him at the right time.

"Your Majesty, Lady Shen is a heroine. It would be boring to stay in the capital for a long time. Mobei has beautiful scenery and is close to Dashun and the Twelve Tribes of Xiliang."

"I heard that the Tan family made their fortune in Mobei."

"With Lord Shen's intelligence, these riches will not fall into the hands of the Tan family."

Xia An followed up:

"Then Tan Fei is just a hermaphrodite. What kind of person is he? He is not even worthy of carrying the shoes of our Lord Shen."

"That's right. I heard there are many rich people in Mobei."

"Even merchants from Dongqi go to Mobei to do business. Weapons, ironware, and copper are smuggled there."

That said.

Some people can't sit still.

"Your Majesty, I am willing to follow Governor Ling to Mobei."

"Your Majesty, I am willing to do the same."

……

Shen Yunyue: “…”

The development of the matter was beyond her imagination, and her brain capacity is not large.

Thinking about the problem is a bit exaggerated.

but……

The wording is first-rate.

Especially money.

Shen Yunyue showed the momentum of swallowing up mountains of gold and silver and ignoring the green mountains and clear waters.

"Stop arguing. The emperor has already sent me, the mascot, to Mobei. Who are you, the dung beetle from the toilet, to try to steal my dung ball?"

Court officials: "..."

I fuck you...

tough enough.

Even scolded myself.

Everyone shrank back.

Cao Dechong simply couldn't bear to watch it anymore.

"Your Majesty, I agree to go to Mobei. Even though it's a long journey, we need a shockproof carriage, right?" Shen Yunyue rubbed her fingers, "We also need a few BMWs suitable for long-distance travel, right?"

There really wasn't any in Emperor Wu's stable.

"How about picking two horses for you from my stable?"

Emperor Wu had an attitude that everything could be discussed.

Shen Yunyue pointed at the Prince of Dongyang and said, "I've taken a fancy to the BMW in the Prince of Dongyang's palace. He actually hooked up with a spy named Tan Fei, so isn't it reasonable for him to contribute a few horses?"

"As for Tan Fei? Leave it to the black-armored guards to follow."

Shen Yunyue's brain was online at the critical moment.

"can."

Emperor Wu made the final decision.

Prince Dongyang wanted to refute again, how could an imperial merchant become a spy?

Is there anything so unreliable?

Nothing has been said yet.

Shen Yunyue glanced over and said, "Use a good enema next time, and don't spray feces everywhere."

"Hold tight."

In a panic, Prince Dongyang clamped down.

not talking.

The horse issue was resolved.

Shen Yunyue took the opportunity to make several requests and asked for travel expenses for the business trip.

"When I'm not at home, I worry about those little monkeys at home." Shen Yunyue was crying, "The emperor should at least take care of Prince Li's mansion and arrange a few people to look after my house for me."

"In your eyes, I am a lucky charm, but in the eyes of spies like Tan Fei, I am a bad luck."

have to say.

Shen Yunyue’s positioning is accurate.

"Alright. I'll have the Five Cities Army Division send someone to guard Prince Li's mansion."

"Thank you, Your Majesty."

Shen Yunyue is still very concerned about her grandchildren.

These children are very close to her.

After the court session, he returned to Prince Li's Palace.

Everyone knows that Shen Yunyue is going to Mobei.

He Siyuan is becoming more and more mature.

He took out the private money he had saved and went into the house.

"grandmother."

Shen Yunyue was sitting on the couch in front of the window reading a storybook. She looked up when she heard this.

"what happened?"

He Siyuan put the money bag on the table.

"We are poor but rich on the road. These small amounts of silver are not much. They are my token of my gratitude. I hope your journey will be safe and smooth." He Siyuan bowed and said, "I will study hard and become your support in the future."

Shen Yunyue opened her purse.

There are dozens of taels of silver in it.

It’s all the monthly allowance and money saved.

"I appreciate your kindness. But I really don't need it. The emperor has given me some travel expenses. This money is enough for my food and drink on this trip."

He Mingshi, He Siting, Yiyi, Chuyue, Xuanxuan and a dozen other little ones all came over with their money bags.

He Mingshi doesn't have much money.

He Siting used all the money he had to buy candy.

"Grandma. We all have silver for you."

Each little fellow poured out small change and copper coins.

Only He Siting held a copper coin.

Twisting and saying:

"Grandma, here."

Xuanxuan snorted: "Third brother is a bad guy, he cheated Chuyue out of her money."

He Siting opened his eyes wide.

"It's not a lie. I borrowed it..."

He has a greedy mouth.

His monthly allowance was not enough for him to buy cakes and candies.

There is no surplus food.

Even before the monthly allowance is distributed, he already starts tricking others into giving him snacks.

Chu Yue smiled, revealing a dimple.

"Then just lend one to the third brother."

The little girl has a beautiful smile and her chubby little hands have no bones to be seen.

Place the purse on the table.

“Grandma, this is from me.”

Jiu Niang's eyes moistened when she heard this, and she sighed and said:

"These kids know how to be grateful better than their fathers."

Shen Yunyue thought about it.

"Nine Lady, please accept the money from the young masters and young ladies."

After a pause, she softened her voice.

"I'll give it back to you when grandma comes back from Mobei."

"No need to return it. What belonged to grandma is hers, and what belonged to us is still grandma's." Xuanxuan answered first.

He Siyuan smiled.

"Grandma. I will take good care of Fourth Uncle for you."

He Mingshi was not convinced.

"Nephew, you are wrong. I will protect you."

"Don't worry, mother."

He Mingshi patted his chest.

Tao Gu poked his head over and said, "Old Princess. Tao Gu will definitely protect the young masters and young ladies and prevent them from being deceived by others."

"Okay. I trust you can protect yourselves."

Shen Yunyue asked Xia He to cook more dishes that the children liked.

Have fun tonight.

The whole family is having fun together.

He Siting was the happiest.

He climbed onto the couch and said with a sly smile, "Grandma, I have something else for you."

"what?"

He Siting took out a little green snake that had been hibernating from his sleeve and said, "Take it with you on the road. Little Green is very well behaved."

The words have not yet fallen.

Shen Yunyue kicked He Siting off the couch.

"Ah... help..."