After being dressed as an old lady and having her mind read, the capital city went crazy

For the older ones, this is like a last burst of energy, and they wish they could grow two wings and fly to the throne room.

I’m afraid Shen Yunyue will ask for money.

This speed...

Even a tortoise can run as fast as a hare.

Prince Dongyang's eyes darkened, and his mouth opened slightly, "Shen Yunyue. If you let Princess Yunlan marry you, I will have a little favor towards you. I will give you money, support you to open a shop, and let you reach the peak of your life."

Shen Yunyue decided to take an unconventional approach and strike hard.

"I just want you to become a homeless person, beg for food on West Street, and live a crazy life of begging."

There was a smirk in her eyes.

"My character is very bad. Be careful with your instincts, it doesn't like stupid people but destruction."

"Where's the silver?"

It is impossible for Shen Yunyue to commit fraud with nothing.

The King of Dongyang was so angry that his lungs ached.

"Someone, the old princess is not clear-headed, send her to the Imperial Hospital for a checkup."

"Hello. A veterinarian? The old dog from Dongyang you are treating is in rabies. Please go back and kick the old dog's head with your soles."

Shen Yunyue took advantage of the time when he was so angry that he was looking for eunuchs everywhere.

Come forward and give it a try.

She pulled the jade hairpin off his head and ran away.

King Dongyang shouted:

"Shen Yunyue. My Dongyang Palace and your Li Palace are irreconcilable."

Shen Yunyue had already run to the entrance of the Golden Palace.

Laughing loudly:

"I'm leaving the palace and I'm keeping my heart and soul sealed. Don't try to deceive me and make me suffer." Shen Yunyue shook the jade hairpin in her hand. "You wicked thing, you want Princess Yunlan to enter the Dongyang Palace."

"I'm telling you, there's no way."

In the Jinluan Palace.

Everyone sighed.

original.

Prince Dongyang is still harboring evil intentions. Isn't it harming a good girl if the Crown Prince marries Princess Yunlan?

Wait for Emperor Wu to come.

I noticed that the atmosphere in the court was not right.

The two groups of atmospheres were fighting each other through the air, and it felt like the air flow was very vicious.

I guess the people in the family tree have been scolded a lot.

Emperor Wu arrived late.

Don't know what happened.

I heard someone impeached one of the imperial merchants, Tan Fei, saying that his family was greedy for three cents. This caused a lot of criticism from the people. He thought that opening an embroidery workshop and cheating people had some taste.

Don't take people seriously.

Shen Yunyue came back to her senses.

[Damn it, you're trying to cheat me out of even a few cents. Tell me what kind of business is this imperial merchant in?]

【How did you get rich? 】

There was a quarrel in the court.

King Dongyang spoke for Tan Fei.

He was arguing with everyone with a red face and thick neck.

Guagua is running at high speed. [Host, I am in the clothing business. ]

[You can be a royal merchant just by doing one business? Isn't this title too worthless? ]

Guagua grinned:

[The emperor is short of money. He wants to carve 360 ​​plaques with the words "imperial merchant" on them. He will give one to anyone who gives him some silver.]

[Your Majesty's move was brilliant. He made money but lost face.]

[The emperor has a big face and does not need face. 】

Everyone has a piece of melon to chat about.

I didn't notice that everyone in the court was eating melons.

[The tailor shop is doing well, why impeach a royal merchant? If someone has a certain official position, can't he just snap his fingers and kill the merchant? ]

Shen Yunyue said it was unscientific.

Nor is it metaphysical.

[The Tan family is full of handsome men and beautiful women, and the Dongyang Palace has been taken care of. Who dares to risk their lives to fight against the emperor's favorite uncle? 】

Guagua said that only Shen Yunyue, a crazy person, would not believe in evil.

Shen Yunyue refused to accept.

[This familiar arrogant and arrogant attitude. Is it overflowing from the Dongyang Palace? ]

【What if my Dianmen ancestor is not online? 】

melon:"……"

[Host, that's because you haven't seen the handsome men and beautiful women in the Tan family. Especially Tan Fei himself, there are rumors that he is a woman and some say he is a man. ]

[Anyone who has seen him will definitely be crazy about him, mad for him, and will bang their heads against him...]

Such a high rating?

Shen Yunyue secretly pricked up her ears, [Gua, stop talking. I want to hear what the adults think of him. ]

[After all, I want to make King Dongyang go crazy and live a beggar's life. ]

Emperor Wu said this was a bit difficult.

The prince thought to himself:

Punishment, very punishment.

The venomous Cao Dechong on the side said softly:

"In fact, it's true that King Dongyang loves young men. After all, Tan Fei has no other shortcomings except being arrogant, arrogant, androgynous, and having a rare and unique taste."

In addition, Lord Zhou immediately took over the conversation.

“There are still many advantages.”

"for example:……"

"Well, this... likes Prince Dongyang. He has clung to his thigh, and from now on he has a place in the embroidery workshop in the capital. Is that an advantage?"

Prince Dongyang was very protective of his people.

"Don't talk nonsense. I have nothing to do with Tan Fei."

“We are just ordinary customers.”

"Not as deep as our camaraderie."

Shen Yunyue looked down on him:

"I can see through the evil intentions of King Dongyang with my third eye - the eye of the chicken."

"Customer relationship? The kind where you settle the bill every time?"

Prince Dongyang really couldn't understand why this old woman had picked him alone to fleece the sheep.

"Shen Yunyue, are you a poisonous scorpion?"

"Yeah. You're the type who will never let go of any grudge." With Shen Yunyue's touching intelligence, she felt that this was a compliment to her.

I felt a little bit of pity for King Dongyang.

They stole dozens of kilograms of golden melon seeds from our garden without us noticing.

Hahaha……

Sparks came out of Prince Dongyang's eyes.

He always felt like he was being bewitched.

I've always been smooth sailing, but now I've slipped into someone else's long legs in bed. Why do I feel like I'm possessed by bad luck?

Everyone laughed secretly.

Holding back his anger, he pinched his colleague next to him hard.

There was no one to choke Emperor Wu, so the only one he could do was to choke the dragon throne.

The dragon throne was always pinched by him, and it became a little different.

When King Dongyang saw everyone mocking him, the only intelligence in his head rushed out.

He couldn't help but show off his wealth and inhumanity.

"I have a farm bigger than the capital, do you have one?"

on site……

All the civil and military officials lowered their heads and laughed at others, but it turned out that they were the ones being laughed at.

"Hahahaha. That's nothing. It's just a manor bigger than the capital. Who doesn't have one..." The moment she spoke, Shen Yunyue came to her senses, "Damn, this is too extravagant and inhumane."

"Who has it?"

"King Dongyang, I call you my foster father. Give me half."

The others gave awkward but polite smiles.

They all nodded.

I really want to find a godfather.

Seeing that King Dongyang's arrogant face began to change color, Shen Yunyue refused to indulge him.

I gave him the middle finger of envy and hatred.

"You are arrogant if you drink some horse urine, but you are in danger of death if you laugh at me."

King Dongyang: “…”

How can a beggar woman be so arrogant?

Shen Yunyue pointed to the map of the capital and said, "My village is definitely bigger than the map of the capital."

"Hahaha. Just showing off your wealth. Am I afraid?"

Not afraid of words.

My heart is filled with jealousy. The difference in money really makes people jealous beyond recognition.

In short.

In order to compete with King Dongyang, Shen Yunyue also cannot let Tan Fei disappear from everyone's mouth.

"For the sake of an embroidery shop owner, the Prince of Dongyang broke his defense."

King Dongyang said angrily:

"Breaking defense is bullshit."

Shen Yunyue turned to look at Emperor Wu, "Your Majesty, Prince Dongyang swore in the court. Fine him quickly, one thousand taels of silver for each sentence."

[Emperor Wu, please look at the wealth of the Prince of Dongyang and quickly fine him.]

[If you dare not impose a fine, I will use the word "mother" as the center and my genitals as the radius when I go to court. I will spread all kinds of poisonous words and let all the ministers learn from me.]

Guagua became interested.

[The ministers will start to speak: Your Majesty, you are a piece of shit. What the hell are you doing...]

Emperor Wu felt a chill in his heart.

"How can this be done by the King of Dongyang? Fine him one thousand taels of silver."

The courtiers breathed a sigh of relief.

Shen Yunyue’s threat is too vicious.

King Dongyang was totally confused as to what crime he had committed that angered both God and man.

I made up my mind to start pretending to be sick tomorrow.

Learn from Shen Yunyue to go to court once every three days and do something crazy every two days.

"emperor."

"Don't worry, Your Majesty, do you want to talk about your and Mr. Tan's leg hair obsession?" Shen Yunyue was very curious, "Do you need me to elaborate?"

exhibition.

open.

Tell me...

Please hurry up.

Civil and military officials said they were willing to pay to eat the melons.

Cao Dechong on the side even took out a piece of silver and shook it in his hand, just like a civet cat that moves at the slightest sign of danger.

I don't want to eat my own melon.

I’m afraid that other people’s melons are not enough to eat.

It’s old and fragrant.

Emperor Wu was itching to have some fun, as he also had leg hair. Was there any new way to play?

Just...very curious.

[Host, is there a video? I watched it carefully and clearly, and I want to buy it at the member price. ]

Shen Yunyue: “…”

[Dongyang Wang is just an old cucumber painted green, why should I subscribe to membership? 】

It was very difficult for all the civil and military officials.

Everyone's psychology:

Subscribe to membership. If you don't show us, who doesn't have leg hair?

Woo woo woo... I really want to use silver to smash the melons.

Prince Dongyang was so angry that blood clots ran to his leg hairs. "Shen Yunyue, how much silver do you want? Name your price. You are just bored, so why not try something new?"

"Who on earth did you find to follow me? Do you think you would reveal all your private affairs?"

Shen Yunyue glanced at him.

"Who told you to eat all kinds of food and have all kinds of fun?"

No one could figure out the picture in their heads. How diverse was the food?

Someone whispered, "Is Dian Laoliu ready to accept the test of the evil silver?"

Cao Dechong snorted:

"Give her a hundred coppers. She never cares about the amount of silver."

Shen Yunyue vaguely heard the number "one hundred copper coins" and hurriedly squatted down to look around.

[Who lost a hundred copper coins? Don't think of them as wealth. ]

Emperor Wu couldn't bear to watch it anymore.

Today, Ling Buqi went out to do some work, and no one dared to stand up by holding her collar.

[Eh. Which bastard picked it up secretly? ] Shen Yunyue muttered in her heart, causing Guagua to roll his eyes silently.

[Host. Can you be a little more generous? ]

[Yes. If I pick up a hundred copper coins, I can use ten of them to hit you. You see how rich and inhumane I am.] Shen Yunyue showed a fake enthusiastic professional smile, and then she wanted to kill everyone.

[Who picked up the 100 copper coins? The Tan family cheated for three copper coins, so I am being generous, okay? ]