After being dressed as an old lady and having her mind read, the capital city went crazy

He Siyuan knew that what he was right was not the best, but he tried his best.

Met Shen Yunyue's approving eyes.

In a trance.

A little embarrassed.

Ling Buqi wanted to mess up this damn Daughter of Heaven. He touched the ring on his hand and became murderous.

[Host. Don't try to confront Tangning now. She's lucky right now.]

[Is my aunt unlucky? ]

Gua Gua sighed, and the strong-willed host refused to admit defeat.

If it suspects that someone is trying to eat dog shit, the host will rush out and run ahead.

[I am a system with built-in bugs. Our repair and evolution were purely accidental. Otherwise, you have used up her luck. Why don't you just let her do whatever you want? ]

Gua means being very tired.

Shen Yunyue did not object immediately.

[Okay. I wonder what kind of shit she can do with her butt sticking up?]

Shen Yunyue tugged at Ling Buqi's sleeve, "Lord Ling, find me a plain-looking boy. Tell him the second line of this couplet."

"it is good."

Ling Buqi did not tell Shen Yunyue that he had already asked someone to arrange it.

He still listened to Shen Yunyue's instructions patiently.

Then he winked at An Yi.

Tang Ning breathed a sigh of relief. This pair of words could only be considered neat.

She glanced at Shen Yunyue with a smug look on her face.

She wants to become famous in the capital again.

We need to apply the knowledge in modern textbooks to ancient times and become a true female official of the Zhou Dynasty.

Thinking of this, she spoke excitedly:

"I……"

"I have a link here."

Tang Ning's voice was drowned out by the voice of a young student.

The man was about eleven or twelve years old.

A round head and bright eyes that reveal simplicity.

Everyone followed the sound.

do not know.

The word "I" that Tang Ning said was stuck in her throat. The man's voice that suddenly came out was like a loud noise in the sky.

"This boy has a strange face and is dressed in plain clothes. What good couplet can he write?"

"It's probably not possible. It should be Young Master He."

"Boy, you're not a spy, are you?"

"My hair hasn't even fully grown yet, and I have to call my mother when I'm thirsty or hungry."

……

There was a social person who didn't know his place and was ignorant of the world and shouted, "Boy, show your cards. How dare you come here to write couplets?"

The little round face looked at the social person who was speaking with a smile.

"What? Are you defeated?"

"You are as dumb as a pig, and you think others are the same as you."

The little guy is not very old.

He has a bad temper.

He poisoned a lot of people with his words.

Shen Yunyue couldn't help but applaud, "This kid has a bright future, I like him."

Ling Buqi lowered his voice:

"I'll send it to you at the mansion. Don't underestimate him because he's young. He's good at tracking and investigating."

Shen Yunyue's left and right brains switched places, "Is he yours?"

"Ah."

Shen Yunyue looked at him in disbelief. What kind of top talents are around this man?

The round-faced girl's resonant voice rang out:

"Ghosts and monsters, the four little ghosts each have their own minds."

The words fell.

Everyone seemed to have their throats clamped.

Tang Ning was even more incredulous, as if a thunderclap had struck her.

She was hit so hard that her inside and out were all messed up.

How can it be?

If it’s not Shen Yunyue, could it be that the time traveler is this little round-faced girl?

If Xiao Yuanlian was also a time traveler, how could she pretend to be cool? Her previous arrogance disappeared in an instant.

Isn’t time travel as easy as going abroad?

Why not unique?

collapsed.

collapsed.

It all collapsed.

It collapsed so badly that even his mother couldn't recognize him.

At this time, the three old men on the stage were the first to react.

Praise:

"The young master is truly a child prodigy."

“This one is definitely better.”

"With such talent, he deserves to be so arrogant that he doesn't even know his name. He scolds anyone he catches."

"He is talented, but too pretentious."

The little round face looks smiling, but actually he has a bad temper.

As soon as he opened his mouth, he followed Shen Yunyue.

"I'm doing everything for the heavens and the earth, why can't I kill you, a stink bug?"

Everyone was shocked.

Tang Ning was terrified and had to stop him immediately.

Cheated him.

In the future, the two of them can reach a consensus and keep their distance from each other.

Or imprison him and use him for your own purposes.

She hurried over to the little round face.

The little round-faced girl received Ling Buqi's gaze and lowered her body quickly. She turned around in the crowd and soon disappeared.

Tang Ning finally squeezed in there.

Where is the little round-faced figure?

She hurriedly grabbed the person next to her and asked anxiously, "Where is the boy who made the couplet just now?"

The people next to him cursed:

"That devil ran away. He even bit one of my candied haws before he left."

Pointing to the last candied haws in his hand, he said, "Girl, who is this guy to you? You have to compensate me for his candied haws."

Seeing that Tang Ning was wearing gold and silver, the man wanted to blackmail him.

Tangning glared at him in annoyance.

"I do not know him."

Say it.

She left in a rage.

He Siyuan was still savoring the couplet he had just chosen. "Grandma, this young man's couplet is much better than mine."

"I can't think of it."

"Don't sell yourself short. You're already good enough."

Shen Yunyue praised.

Next is guessing riddles.

Tang Ning was angry and left, and Shen Yunyue didn't need to stay here.

Several people went to the teahouse to drink tea.

Arrived at the teahouse.

I saw Tang Ning sitting on the first floor, and the teahouse was filled with people from all walks of life.

Someone is talking big here.

Talking about what the Dongqi Kingdom has seen and heard, he mentioned that the main sacrificial country this year is the Da Zhou, which has attracted the attention of the Dongqi Kingdom's envoys.

"I heard that the envoy of God is coming to our Great Zhou."

"Oh my god, it's such an honor for the Great Zhou."

"The Dongqi Kingdom is finally willing to take a closer look at the Great Zhou. The people of the Great Zhou can hold their heads high and look down on the neighboring countries."

……

Everyone was very excited.

Shen Yunyue and Ling Buqi looked at each other.

She sighed quietly.

"Hey……"

Ling Buqi glanced at her and saw that her expression of disgust was obvious.

He raised the corners of his lips and said:

"what happened?"

"I'm suffering from stupidity."

Look at these people, they are so brainless.

After kneeling for a long time, your bones become weak.

Ling Buqi looked at her tenderly, but soon the tenderness in his eyes disappeared, leaving only a faint smile.

"Don't worry. You're stupid too, so you're a good match."

Shen Yunyue heard it.

It seems to make sense. No wonder he lives so well in the Great Zhou.

It turns out that I was really stupid...

For an instant.

Happy again.

Sitting in the private room on the second floor, you can see the scenery on the street as well as everyone joking around on the first floor.

Ling Buqi selfishly wanted to kill Tang Ning directly.

only……

The Black Armor Guard sent someone out.

Tang Ning was downstairs, safe and sound.

Not long after.

A tall, thin man with messy hair came up.

"Master, I failed to complete the task."

Shen Yunyue was curious:

"What mission?"

"I have a personal grudge against Miss Tang San. I wanted to ask someone to teach her a lesson, but I didn't expect that the lesson would be useless and it didn't work."

[Ling, you are a cannon fodder fighting against a lucky time-traveling girl. Do you think you are too smart? ]

[Listen to me, let's not fight head-on for now. ]

I thought so.

But he said:

"Why use a butcher knife to kill a chicken? If you offend Governor Ling, you will offend me, Shen Yunyue."

"I'll scold her to death for you later."

After saying this, he emphasized his tone.

"The very vicious kind."

Ling Buqi believed in Shen Yunyue's luck, so he looked away.

"Then you must do what you say."

"of course."

There was a sudden commotion downstairs.

Those students, minor officials from various departments, people from the Five Cities Military Department, and people from the martial arts world.

They all looked towards Tang Ning.

"Ms. Tang San, you are so talented."

"What a beautiful east wind night! Thousands of flowers bloom. And the stars fall like rain."

“It’s beyond my comprehension at all.”

"If I could write poems like these, it would be worth it for me to live to this day."

Students all want to leave a lasting legacy.

Just the opening sentence tells you it's extraordinary.

Everyone looked at Tangning like hungry wolves. They were simply crazy and die-hard fans!

"Don't interrupt, let Miss Tang San continue."

Seeing everyone's enthusiasm.

Tangning felt like a fan meeting a celebrity. As long as she didn't meet that round-faced girl, everything would be fine.

"Miss Tang San, what's the next sentence?"

Seeing that everyone's appetite had been whetted, Tang Ning drank the wine in the glass in a graceful manner.

"It is my honor to discuss poetry with you all today. If this poem is well written, how about we discuss state affairs?"

Everyone is naturally good.

They all like talented women.

Ling Buqi touched the ring on his hand, picked up the teapot and poured tea.

Sneer:

"Master Shen, what would you do if you were down there?"

"Can you attract those people's attention?"

Shen Yunyue nodded.

"sure!"

"I picked up my glass and walked to the center, playing finger-guessing games with everyone and drinking."

"Fifth Leader, Six Six Six, hello, brothers..."

Ling Buqi covered Shen Yunyue's mouth with his hand, "Sir Shen, this is a teahouse, not a casino."

"Do you remember that poem?"

Shen Yunyue pushed his hand away and said confidently:

"I definitely remember."

"What is it?"

Shen Yunyue thought for a long time, "I searched for him among the crowd for hundreds of times. Suddenly I turned around and found him, in the dimly lit place."

As for the first few sentences, I returned them to the teacher.

[Gua, tell me the middle one quickly. ]

Guagua's forehead was covered with sweat.

The people downstairs have already said "The road is filled with the fragrance of BMW carriages".

fortunately……

Tang Ning likes to show off, and now she will let everyone slowly savor these two sentences.

[The sound of the phoenix flute moves, the light of the jade pot turns, and the fish and dragons dance all night. ]

[The moth, the snow willow, the golden thread. The smile and the faint fragrance are gone]

Shen Yunyue repeated it.

Ling Buqi called An Yi and whispered a few words to him, and An Yi quickly climbed out of the window and jumped onto the street.

He Mingshi, He Siyuan and He Mingyu naturally did not stay in the same private room with them. The three of them saw that Ling Buqi was inexplicably afraid.