After being read, I was really numb

Xiao Yunji opened the note and when he saw the question, he almost died on the spot.

Hu Tu: "Teacher Xiao, please read the task on the note."

Xiao Yunji's hands were shaking as he held the note: "Sleeping in a pigsty, carrying manure, or wearing women's clothes, choose one of the three."

"Ha ha ha, hu hu hu hu, I love you, old man, you know how to do things."

"This is indeed a variety show that travels back to the 70s and is simple and hardworking."

"Lan Xingyue, get out of here, or I will boycott you, my dear."

"We are an agricultural science variety show. Boycott you, dear. That has nothing to do with us."

"I hope Hutu's 669 will not disappoint others later."

"…………"

Hu Tu: "Teacher Xiao, have you made your choice?"

Lan Xingyue almost laughed to death. She tried so hard to hold back her laughter that her face turned red.

[Hahaha, I am dying of laughter, Hutu 666 I hope Xiao Yunji will do the same and do all of them.]

[Hahaha, I am laughing so hard. I really want to see Xiao Xin sleeping in the pigpen and being affectionate with Dahei. That must be very funny. Haha.]

While the others were glad that they did not pretend to be sick in the afternoon, they also tried hard to suppress the upturned corners of their lips and crazily gave Hu Tu a thumbs up in their hearts.

Xiao Yunji's face was so dark that he could hardly hold it in, but Hu Tu's words immediately changed his expression.

"Teacher Xiao, please make your choice quickly, and don't keep the nearly 20 million viewers online in our live broadcast room waiting for too long."

"Director, how much did you say?"

"Director, you're right, aren't you?"

The others were also very surprised when they heard this. In the afternoon, when they were under the shade of a tree, Hu Tu had just said that there were 250 million real-time viewers at that time.

"It was only 250 million in the afternoon, how could it have risen so quickly?"

"Impossible, how long has it been?"

"It's only about three hours at most, but there are nearly 20 million real-time viewers?"

"Director Confused, you can't go up that fast even if you ride a rocket, right?"

"Could it be that you read an extra zero because your eyes are blurry?"

Hu Tu was very unhappy about being questioned. Although he himself doubted the authenticity of the data in the live broadcast room, this did not prevent him from slapping the guest in the face.

Tool man Lin Chong took out his mobile phone and checked the data to the guests one by one. The data was indeed unbelievable, but it was also true. Hu Tu did not lie.

An evening breeze blew by, and Xiao Yunji tried hard to suppress the fear that was gradually rising in his heart, and with difficulty he placed his finger on the last task.

Lin Chong: "Congratulations to Mr. Xiao for choosing to perform a cross-dressing catwalk and sing a song [I am the Queen]. Time is five minutes, please get ready."

Xiao Yunji forced a smile and walked into the house with heavy steps to change clothes.

While Xiao Yunji was changing his clothes, Hu Tu urged Xiao Xin to draw the task paper.

On Xiao Xin's blue note, it was written: "Call the first person in your phone call history and tell him/her that I love your eight-pack abs. Make a video call to the number one friend on WeChat and tell him/her that I want to touch your double doors."

Xiao Xin was dizzy and dazzled by this mission.

How can she complete this task?

She remembered that the last call she made before turning off her phone was to someone like Ma Jinyang, and the last WeChat message she sent was to her classmate Mu Chendong (Mu's Entertainment).

Both of these people had had deep relationships with her, and except for that layer of membrane, all other parts of her body had long been lost.

She didn't know what kind of vicious words they would say if she called these two people and said such ambiguous words if they didn't know she was broadcasting live?

Just when Xiao Xin was frightened out of his wits, a graceful cheongsam beauty walked out of the house.

The beauty walked a little unsteadily. She had shoulder-length curly hair, and wore a short-sleeved dark blue cheongsam. She had simple makeup on and applied dark red lipstick. She held a guifei fan in her hand and walked in high heels. She walked a little unsteadily.

As the beauty came over, the music suddenly sounded. The exploding sound scared the beauty so much that she stumbled and fell to the ground with a thud.

Two staff members hurried over and helped Xiao Yunji, whose hands and feet were cold from fear.

After Xiao Yunji stood up, a playlist was stuffed into his hand. Xiao Yunji looked at the playlist in his hand, knowing that he couldn't avoid it, so he simply closed his eyes.

"I am the queen, and I am the strongest in the world."

"Go up to the sky and pick the stars. The stars don't blink."

"Go into the sea and catch a turtle. The turtle won't dare to run away."

"I am the queen, even my farts smell good."

"Go out for a walk and bring back some dogs."

"Let's go for a walk in the mountains. Bear, follow me."

"I am the Queen..."

The sudden clapping was so loud that Xiao Yunji, who was holding the lyrics and digging the ground with his toes, was frightened and sat on the ground again.

The big guy is a delicate beauty, and his strong and healthy appearance makes it hard to feel sorry for him.

Two staff members carried Miss Xiao, whose legs and feet were weak and sore, into the house to change clothes and remove makeup.

"Oh, heaven and earth, what mistake have I made to allow me to see such a beauty. [vomit]"

"Wow, I just bought a dark blue cheongsam, the same style as Lady Xiao's. I think I can only keep it. [Crying]"

"Haha, this Miss Xiao has a unique bone structure, suitable for her to go into the mountains to practice with the old Taoist."

"My eyes are dirty, please give me a pair of eyes that have never seen the world."

"We pray together..."

"We all pray together..."

Hu Tu originally just wanted to play a prank on Xiao Yunji, but he really didn't expect that Xiao Yunji was such a coward and so useless, not even like a man at all.

Forget it, it’s a live broadcast anyway, and the program has already been aired. As for what will become of Xiao Yunji in the entertainment industry in the future, let’s just leave it to fate!

"Thank you, Mr. Xiao, for bringing us a unique visual feast. Now, it's Miss Xiao Xin's turn to do the task. Lin Chong, please bring the guests' cell phones over."

Lin Chong ran to Hu Tu with his backpack on his back and handed it to him. Hu Tu took the key from his neck and opened the lock on the zipper.

He picked and chose in the backpack, and finally took out a small transparent bag that was sealed with a self-adhesive seal.

"Ms. Xiao, this is your phone. Please turn it on and make a call. We will keep it locked up."

At Hu Tu's urging, Xiao Xin opened the sealed bag with trembling hands. After turning on her phone, she was hesitant to open the address book.

"Xinxin, two tasks, one for four points. That is, call the person who called you and video chatted with you last before you turned off your phone. It's very simple."

Xiao Xin: "Director Hu, I want to give up, is that okay?"

Hu Tu: "Of course not, it's just a game task. Look at your brother, he even did the cross-dressing and singing task. Compared to him, your task is already very easy to complete."