After being read, I was really numb

Chapter 38: Yueyue's unexpected hunting gains

The cameraman was very honest: "...The director has no rules regarding our staff."

Lan Xingyue put down the backpack again: "That's good, little brother, please move aside. I will walk over here and make sure I don't walk off the lawn into the woods."

Seeing that Lan Xingyue didn't go into the woods in front, the cameraman retreated to her side.

Lan Xingyue took out the V-shaped branch that she had cut on the way up the mountain from her backpack, then took out a rubber band that was thicker than her finger and tied it around the V-shaped branch.

"Isn't this thing a slingshot?"

"Yeah, I played this when I was a kid."

"I've shot birds with it."

"I've used it to hit chickens."

"I have shot an eagle with it."

"I used it to beat eggs."

"Everyone upstairs, have you guys hit it?"

"The bird is dead..."

"The chicken is stewed..."

"The eagle has flown..."

"The egg is broken..."

"Hahaha, at the very end, your buttocks are all swollen..."

There were no internet trolls or haters in the live broadcast room; it was a harmonious place with everyone laughing and joking.

The world is so beautiful, with less hostility and fewer worries. It’s good for you, for me, and for everyone.

Lan Xingyue made the slingshot and took out a handful of stones from her pocket. She had picked up these stones as she walked. Thanks to the many pockets on this vintage-style clothing, she was able to carry a lot of good things in her pockets.

"Gugu, gugu..."

Lan Xingyue caught the tiny sound. She signaled the cameraman not to follow her. The cameraman nodded and hid behind a tree at her signal.

Lan Xingyue held her weapon and tiptoed towards a cluster of low bushes.

"Whoosh-"

"Whoosh-"

Lan Xingyue did not stop, and walked past the bushes to the half-human-high thatched grass in front.

"Whoosh-"

"Whoosh-"

"Whoosh-"

"What is she doing?"

"Is he hunting?"

"Hunting with a slingshot? Funny, right?"

"Lan Xingyue looks like she has practiced before. I believe she can do it!"

"What are these fancy moves I learned in school, survival skills for show? What's the point of that?"

"Tsk, if she can catch prey with that broken slingshot, even if it's just a chicken, I (Wu Sanpao) will worship Lan Xingyue as my goddess from now on. I will keep my word."

"I'm raising the bet. I (Mrs. Bag is very cute) also bet that Lan Xingyue can catch the prey. If she does, I will be her motherly fan from now on. I will hit her wherever I point and tear apart the haters and black fans."

"It's so lively, I'll come too. If Lan Xingyue really kills prey today, I (Liu Tiezhu) will be her lifelong fan and will never betray her."

"You three, I've taken screenshots, don't try to deny it later."

"What time will it be? You guys take a look at the live studio first!"

"Oh my god, the sharpshooter!!!" "Shocked face"

Lan Xingyue retracted the slingshot and called the cameraman over.

"Little brother, you just said that our guests cannot leave this area, so I need a little help from you now."

The young cameraman smiled naively: "Miss Lan, if you have anything to ask, just tell me. If I can do it, I will do it right away. If I can't do it, I will help you find Director Hu to apply for it."

Lan Xingyue: "That's not necessary, I just want you to pick something up for me."

Under Lan Xingyue's command, the cameraman pulled out two fat wild rabbits from the thatch that extended into the woods. The rabbits' eyes were closed and a stone was deeply embedded in their foreheads.

Then, he picked up two pheasants with not very nice fur from the foot of a tree not far behind the bushes. They were confirmed to be female pheasants. One of them had a hole in its neck and a stone passed through its eye.

There was a very beautifully colored pheasant hanging on a branch, its eyes bulging and twitching as if it had died.

"Wow, this little girl is really a real person who never shows her face. Love her. Love her. "Heart""

"She has a lot of strength in her hands, and her aim is amazing."

"Where are those three people? Come out quickly."

"Mrs. Bag is very cute: Yueyue is indeed my precious daughter. She really makes her mother proud. "Kiss""

"Liu Tiezhu: Master, I will kneel down for you. Please accept my knee, my loyalty, my love. "Heart""

"Wu Sanpao: Goddess Yueyue, you are my heart, you are my liver, you are three quarters of my life, you are my light, you are my electricity, you are my source of power..."

"Stop talking, Brother Pao, I give up..."

(Lan Xingyue didn't know that she had harvested two kings of the navy world and a king's wife in just one hunting trip. If she knew, she would have put her hands on her hips and laughed three times to express her joy.)

Although they were chatting happily in the live broadcast room, the source of their motivation was that they had already collected the five prey and put them into the backpack.

People in the live broadcast room thought that she would carry the prey back to offset the firewood chopping task in exchange for points.

result……

Beside a clear stream, with a camera set up not far away, Lan Xingyue was busy working alone.

Where is the camera guy?

Lan Xingyue asked him to collect firewood for her.

Where is Lan Xingyue?

She picked up two rabbits and a chicken, walked to the edge of the camera, and hung the rabbits and chickens on the branches with vines.

She sharpened the hatchet again and cleaned it. With a flick of the knife, she skinned and gutted the three preys.

While the cameraman was dilly-dallying and picking up an armful of dry firewood, Lan Xingyue had already skewered the three prey on branches and marinated them.

Seeing this, the people in the live broadcast room finally knew what Lan Xingyue had put in the several palm-sized bottles that she borrowed from the farmer's house before going up the mountain.

"666 Lan Xingyue, the treasure girl, she had already planned it. Pay attention, pay attention. "Kiss""

"I'm following one too, Yueyue baby, she's pretty and thoughtful, awesome."

"The man upstairs, there's no need to think too much. Have you forgotten that our baby Yueyue is still a child?"

"Hahaha, treasure Yueyue, she's pretty, not pretentious, knows how to hunt, and knows how to roast rabbits. But the rabbit is so cute, how could you bear to roast it? I think braised ones are more flavorful."

"Nonsense, barbecued rabbit is yyds."

"Hotpot rabbit, don't you like it?"

"Spicy bunny, doesn't it deserve to appear?"

"Barbecued rabbit legs, spicy soy sauce rabbit, spicy sauce rabbit head, tangerine peel rabbit, dry-fried rabbit meat, braised rabbit, fragrant pot rabbit, fragrant braised rabbit, stir-fried rabbit with green onions..."

"Slurp, slurp, I'm so greedy, I'm going to order a roasted rabbit leg."

"Slurp, slurp, baby, hungry, food, bunny."

"We placed the order together, and when the takeout arrived, it was just right for me to eat with my baby Yueyue. It can be considered as a meal appointment for us."

"Haha, you want to have dinner with our Yueyue alone? Dream on. I'll place an order too..."

Lan Xingyue, who kept flipping the roasted rabbit and pheasant, didn't know that many people in the live broadcast room were already ready and waiting for her to eat together.

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