After being read, I was really numb

The farce ended abruptly, and when Lan Xingyue lay down on the bed, it was almost twelve o'clock.

What happened tonight made Lan Xingyue very confused.

[This variety show seems to be very different from my previous life. I still remember that although Hu Tu was also poor in my previous life, he was not as stingy as he is now.]

[Although the accommodation Hu Tu found in his previous life was not very good, at least there were two people in one room, and it was not a 24-hour live broadcast. ]

[In her previous life, Xiao Xin was portrayed as a gentle and cute girl in variety shows. She definitely never screamed and yelled like she did today.]

[This time, judging by the food tonight, Hu Tu is much more generous than in his previous life. The equipment he uses for filming is better than in his previous life, and there are more staff members than in his previous life. ]

[Why are there so many changes in this variety show? Are my little wings as a reborn person so powerful? ]

Lan Xingyu, who lived next door to her, didn't hear what she said.

Otherwise he would tell Lan Xingyue that in your previous life you were a poor little thing with no one loving you, but in this life you are the apple of your family's eye. How could they be the same?

The guests were having a hard time, but the netizens online were having a very happy time.

Some netizens pieced together a three-minute video, cutting in the crying Xiao Xin, the whimpering piglets, the anxious mother pig, and a group of guests watching.

Coupled with the dilapidated old building in the dark night which has its own horror style, the whole building has a strong underworld and funny atmosphere.

I posted it on Tik Tok, Weibo, Bilibili... one by one. Because of its weird style and funny plot, the number of clicks increased dramatically.

"Xiao Xin's face is full of fear. The big black pig is lying on the partition of the pigpen with its mouth wide open. There are a few eye-catching words next to it: Don't come over here!" This picture has been downloaded a staggering number of times because it is so funny.

Xiao Xin successfully entered the public eye with a unique attitude, but to her, this was a complete black history, and she was so angry that she almost smashed her phone.

For Lan Xingyue, it was a pleasant surprise, because tonight, she did nothing and got a lot of good luck. She was so happy!

Because it was both eerie, thrilling and funny, it received an astonishing number of clicks and reposts, attracting a large number of viewers and its popularity soared. On the next morning, before the show "Dear You" officially started live streaming, it even became a hot search.

Poorer than hell comedy variety show Dear You

Although this trending search was ranked low, it almost made Hutu go crazy with joy. Hutu happily flipped through the comments that were ranked high. He particularly agreed with some of the suggestions and gave them thumbs up.

Looking at the dense comments, Hu Tu's eyes became brighter and brighter, and he found that he seemed to have found the traffic password.

Hu Tu couldn't help but put his hands on his hips and laughed. You bunch of little brats, tremble!

At seven o'clock in the morning, when it was just light, Hu Tu took a broken gong and started knocking on it one by one, "clang clang clang".

"He is coming, he is coming with joy, he is coming with drums and gongs."

"Where is the drum? Why can't I see it?"

"The guy above, is this a fish with nine holes? He is just using an analogy."

"Who is the analogy? Why do people use analogies? Analogies are so pitiful."

"I am a couple with Bifang, making an analogy, um, um, ah ah..."

"The guy above, I feel like there's something wrong with you, but I have no evidence."

"Ahhh~ Old driver~ Take me with you......"

Early in the morning, a group of people were attracted by the horror video of the underworld from last night and entered the live broadcast room of Dear You. The topic started with Hu Tu beating the gong and went off the topic more and more. After a while, the topic was about Hu Tu beating the gong.

"Dear You", after fermenting throughout last night, finally had tens of thousands of people watching in the live broadcast room.

A group of unkempt guests, with dark circles under their eyes, looked at Hu Tu, the culprit, as if he were the murderer of their father.

They were idols, stars, handsome men and beautiful women, but now they have been ruined by this fool.

Everyone regrets their decision!

Why did I get so impatient in the first place that I signed up for the variety show of this poor, stingy, crappy movie director?

It is impossible to cancel the contract. When the contract was signed, it was clearly stated that withdrawal midway is absolutely not allowed.

The appearance fee for an ordinary person is 50,000 yuan per episode, and the appearance fee for a celebrity is 500,000 yuan per episode. If they want to breach the contract, they will need to pay a hundred times the compensation.

For ordinary variety shows, ordinary actors only make 10,000 yuan per episode. As for those newcomers or unknown stars who have no works, they only make a few hundred or two hundred thousand yuan, which is already a high price.

This time Hu Tu spent a lot of money and the price was increased several times. He was reluctant at first, but the financial sponsor insisted on paying so much, but the requirement was to pay a hundred times compensation if the contract was breached.

Considering the good appearance fee and that each episode only lasts two days, they gritted their teeth and signed this high-paying contract that they later regretted.

How could they know that this contract was specially prepared by the Lan family for the Xiao brothers and sisters! The others were just implicated.

The price of breach of contract is so high that not only the unknown Lu Mengmeng cannot afford it, but even the gossip boy Xiao Yuanji cannot afford it, not to mention Xiao Xin who only has 50,000 yuan in pocket money a month.

Therefore, the guests, who are regretting their lives so much, can only grit their teeth and persevere. Each episode only lasts two days, so just bear with it.

A group of them were roused by Hutu's broken gong, and were directed by Hutu, who was also holding a loud speaker, to stand in a row.

Each person was holding a cheap and free plastic basin with a certain brand of toilet water printed on the bottom, which contained their toiletries.

Hu Tu: "Well, good morning, distinguished guests. In this beautiful mountain village with picturesque scenery and suitable temperature, I believe you all slept well last night."

"Hahaha, this is so funny, this fool has unlocked a new skill, he actually learned to lie with his eyes open."

"I support the confused director this time. The beautiful and freezing mountain village, the cute and charming little animals, and the amiable little villagers. This place is really nice."

"The guy upstairs, look at the goose bumps on Lu Mengmeng's arms. It's true that beauty loves freezing people. "

"Charming little animal? Are you talking about the big black pig or its piglet?"

"The piglet is indeed cute, but why do I think the big black pig is so eye-catching?"

"Hahaha, the above person is right, especially when the big black pig opened his mouth and said kiss, and the girl said: Laohei, you are so cute. It was especially cute..."

"Where did that kind fellow from upstairs come from? Why didn't I see him?"

"Haha, the young fellow doesn't have one, but the old lady does. I changed it just for the sake of rhyme."