After being read, I was really numb

Chapter 147 The Androgynous Tramp

"Help me... wuwuwu... I'm so scared. Female, 25 years old, living alone, new building, no neighbors around."

"Don't be afraid, little sister. Tell me your address and I'll come to protect you."

"Hey, little sister, why don't you come to my house? I'll give you half of my bed and protect you closely."

"Don't be fooled, the LSP lady upstairs. I'm a woman, sister, come to my house. "

"Uh, are girls safe?"

"It's safer than having a man and a woman. At least you won't get pregnant."

"Are you sure? AIDS can also make you pregnant."

"It's better than having an extra ball of fat in your stomach, right?"

"Your worldview follows your five senses, your organs follow the virus, and your life follows Xiao Xin. Believe me, people like you are Xiao Xin's true love."

"roll……"

"Don't scare me, I'm far away from your disaster area."

"Are you sure Xiao Xin won't change places if she's forced into a corner?"

"You're such a bad mouth, stop scaring me cvbdgvbmhffjh"

"..."

The excitement on the Internet and the Lan Xingyue family who had a happy day had no idea that after Liu Zhi took statements from the three siblings, they left the amusement park.

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Looking at the backs of Lan Xingyue's family as they left, a white-haired homeless man standing next to the trash can on the corner of the street revealed deep hatred in his lowered eyes.

He said to himself: "It's all her fault. If it weren't for her, I wouldn't be in this situation."

The old homeless man looked like a man, but he spoke the voice of a young woman.

As soon as he finished speaking, the crazy hatred in his eyes was replaced by a look of fear, and he raised his hands and slapped himself in the face.

"If you want to die, don't get me into trouble. I told you not to think about dealing with Lan Xingyue. Don't even think about it. She is a cultivator we can't afford to offend. Did you remember that?"

The homeless man was holding the trash can, shaking and nodding like crazy, looking like a madman no matter how you looked at him.

"You still have the nerve to complain about me. If it weren't for a fool like you, we wouldn't have ended up like this."

The homeless man's eyes showed madness again: "Blame me? You still have the nerve to blame me? If you weren't useless, would I have become a wanted criminal?"

The homeless man's expression changed again: "I don't blame you? Why not? Why don't you just stay hidden? You insisted on going on a variety show, and ended up causing almost all of your luck to disappear, and even exposed me."

"Haha, it's good to be exposed. Didn't you always want to abandon me and run away? Now that you don't have the cover of luck, you don't have enough energy to leave this world. If I get caught, then we'll both be finished."

"Humph, I just can't bear to give up my energy. If it really comes to that, the worst that can happen is that I will be seriously injured and fall into a deep sleep, but I may not be unable to leave here. But you, a mortal, will really die at that time."

The tramp slapped himself several times loudly.

"System, I was wrong just now. Please forgive me this time, okay? I will listen to you from now on and never complain again. I don't want to die, please don't abandon me, okay?"

"Huh, are you scared now?"

"Since you don't want to die, then hurry up and find energy points. When you have enough, I will break through the space and take you away from this damn place."

"System, I also want to find energy for you, but I am being chased by those bastards every day. I don't even have time to hide. Where can I find energy for you?"

"You were being tracked because you insisted on having a harem, and as a result, those people detected your aura. If you had drained all those people, you wouldn't be in this situation now."

"System, stop talking so much. What should I do now? Give me a word! Or you can make me a teleportation spell so that I can escape from this encirclement."

"You are so delusional. Do you really think those talismans are worthless?"

"System, I haven't given you less energy in the past few days."

"I told you you're stupid, but you still refuse to admit it. You've indeed lost a lot of energy in the past few days, but I have to keep repairing your body, helping you change your appearance, and covering up the traces left behind."

"Even so, but I saved the lives of nearly thirty people for you?"

"Humph, I haven't finished yet. There's also blocking network capture, monitoring special department tracking, setting up illusions..."

"These are all expenses one after another. The energy you generate can only barely break even."

"Even if that's the case, so what? You forced me to get energy for you, but look at this place now. I can't even find a lone mosquito. Who do you want me to attack?"

"Then leave here. The world is so big that it is impossible for a special department to control everything."

"System, I have no connections, no money, and no identity. Tell me, where can I go?"

"That's a problem. If it doesn't work out, you can be sold to a pastry shop. Don't people there like to drive trains? It should be especially suitable for you now."

"Let's go to the pastry shop! It doesn't seem impossible."

"Or, you can go to Southeast Asia. It is said that the men there particularly like Oriental women..."

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After leaving the amusement park, Lan Xingyue and her family happily went to have a delicious seafood hotpot buffet.

After dinner, Lan Xinghui asked Yu Lu to go to the movies.

Lan Xingyao asked Tong Xin to go to the riverside to enjoy the breeze.

Liu Yuan and his wife were worried about them going on a date alone, but they didn't know how to stop them.

but……

[That’s great, my elder and second brothers are blessed with good fortune, and my lovely nephews and nieces are not far away.]

Yu Lu keenly discovered that the members of the Lan family, including the three men of the Liu family, who had just had worried looks in their eyes, were now looking at them with shining eyes, and even the smiles on their faces seemed to become three times brighter.

She was a little confused, but was too embarrassed to ask.

[My elder and second brothers have my amulet, which protects them from all evil. They are not afraid of anything that is several times more powerful than the system in Xiao Xin's body. However, my two sisters-in-law don't seem to have it.]

Lan Xinghui and his brother looked at each other with smiles in their eyes: In this matter, for their safety, only the two of us brothers have to sacrifice and provide close protection.

[I go home to work overtime at night and give each of them a piece. It's not easy to find a sister-in-law as caring as me. I am so caring. ]

Yueyue, you are really a caring and sweet girl!

Lan Xinghui and Lan Xingyao went on their date without any worries, and the rest of the group naturally went back to their homes.

After returning home, Lan Xingyue washed up and went into her room to carve amulets. The Lan family also went to bed early.

Little did people know that a live broadcast targeting the Lan family had caused quite a stir online.

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