Operation Red Book

“Ahaha…Ahaha…ha…”

Joshua fell to the ground and could only use his right eye to observe this unreal world.

"This world is also fake." Joshua had already concluded in his heart.

The sky in the UK is always covered with clouds, and the temperature transmitted by ultraviolet rays through the clouds is always neither too hot nor too cold.

But the sun was so hot at that moment that if you didn’t know better you would think it was Equatorial Guinea.

The noise outside the window was also different from before. Joshua had heard several repeated sentences in Spanish.

The voices of men, women, young and old are very thin, and there are only a few tones in their voices.

"But, but I'm in so much pain, why is it so painful..."

"Mr. Ivy...Mr. Moriarty...Everyone, will everyone become like me?"

Joshua closed his eyes in despair, but the painful feeling did not fade as he escaped.

"Hola..."

The awkward Latin accent unexpectedly penetrated into Joshua's ear canal and dealt a heavy punch to his cochlea.

He suddenly opened his eyes and saw a magic wand surrounded by countless golden lights hanging in the air.

"I have clearly corrected the mistakes you pointed out one by one, so why can you still recognize them at a glance?"

The witch in a white short skirt sat diagonally on her staff, her honey-like skin setting off her gorgeous face, sparkling in the sunlight.

"You are so smart. You recognized my illusion in less than a minute. Unfortunately, I don't like smart people, so..."

"Why are you turning your head away? I haven't finished talking yet!"

Joshua was, after all, a shy little boy who had never seen the world. The view under the witch's skirt was too polite, so he blushed and turned his head away, acting as a gentleman.

"How rude! The British people I know are not as straightforward as you. They will first talk about the weather, then talk about the royal family, then mock France, and finally spit on India..."

"That's rude..."

"turn around!"

"I do not……"

"Turn! Over! Here!"

"don't want……"

With a fiery gaze coming from behind him, Joshua's ears turned as red as braised pork just out of the pan.

"I understand." The witch's voice became much more charming.

"You, what do you know?"

Joshua was a little confused, but the burning sensation and discomfort in his limbs could not be faked.

"I have met countless men, and they can be roughly divided into two categories. One is those who want to go to Wushan with me right now, and the other is... those who want to make love with me later..."

"Yes, is there a possibility that there are also men who don't think about doing that kind of thing with you all day long."

"for example?"

"For example, serious occasions, gentlemen, monks...ah! And gays, they only like men..."

"Of course there are men like this... But! I know a little method that can quickly test whether a man wants to do something interesting with me."

The witch said with a sinister smile, she licked her lower lip, stood up and sat astride Joshua's back.

The small skeleton under her body trembled violently, and the slightly warm skin was transmitted between her fingers, which further aroused the witch's teasing heart.

"First, make a fist with your right hand, then extend two fingers. It can be your ring finger or your index finger, but one of them must be your middle finger."

"Then place these two fingers on the man's lips, under his nose, in front of his philtrum..."

The witch placed her left hand on Joshua's shoulder, and the fingers of her right hand slid along his sensitive neck, over his shaking Adam's apple, and all the way up.

Joshua was breathing heavily, and the sweat from his endurance covered his forehead and wet the hair at his temples.

"When your fingers feel the heat, it means that this man is extremely lustful..."

The witch's hot breath sprayed on Joshua's ears, and goose bumps popped up like mushrooms after rain.

"you you you……"

Joshua bit his back teeth hard, and his pupils behind the lenses looked a little dazed and absent-minded.

"Oh my, another little pervert detected! Ahahaha!"

"Little friend, I really like your sensitivity. If you are willing to be my target for practicing magic, I can consider giving you some sweet treats..."

Joshua's face turned red as if it was about to bleed, and he felt a tingling sensation at the back of his neck. The witch's hand caressed his waist intentionally or unintentionally.

"I, I, I'm not a man, I, I just don't want to!"

"Ha! The lying child will be eaten by the hungry witch at night!"

The witch pinched Joshua's earlobe hard, and the smooth and small earlobe became red and swollen in the blink of an eye, and trembled silently in the air.

"I, I'm not even 20 yet. I'm still in my third year of high school... I've never had a girl dance with me, and I've never, never, never held a girl's hand, except for my grandma and mom. I, I..."

“Puchi! Hahahaha!”

The witch couldn't help laughing. She covered her mouth and giggled.

"Boys your age would have been taken to those taverns by their fathers a long time ago! Why is there such a big gap between people?!"

"Please, please don't laugh at me. I'm not ashamed of this... Besides! I have my own things to do!"

"Rather, rather than doing those things, I'd rather go on a picnic with my best friends!"

Without thinking beforehand, Joshua shouted out words that he himself did not want to believe.

The witch's laughter stopped abruptly, and Joshua felt a faint pressure on his back. This silence further exacerbated his inner uneasiness.

"Good friend? Ha! Good friend, hahahahahaha! Do you think that good friends can be with you forever?"

The weight on his back was suddenly taken away, and before Joshua could breathe a sigh of relief, his chin was suddenly pulled up by a pair of long hands.

“Uh…”

There was a sore pain in the back of his neck, followed by a persistent swelling pain. Joshua couldn't help but groan, and the corners of his mouth kept twitching.

"Do you think good friends can bring you joy and happiness?"

Beatrice looked angry, and Joshua could see stars flickering in her pupils.

"I'm an experienced person, so I'm here to tell you that so-called friends are the bitches who first drag you to heaven, and then kick you into hell in front of God!"

"Woo..."

Just as Joshua was about to retort, the witch suddenly grabbed the flaxen curly hair, and her sharp nails pierced his scalp, oozing drops of blood.

“A friend will pull you out of the darkness you have lived in for so long, run happily with you in the sunshine, and then push you into a cave, leaving you to live your life looking at the swaying shadows of trees!”

"They are forcing you, forcing you with the lie of 'good friends'!"

"No...cough cough cough...uh!"

"They suddenly burst into your life and blatantly slip away from under your nose, leaving you unprepared and with nowhere to escape!"

Beatrice angrily let go of Joshua's hair, allowing the tip of his nose to hit the ground heavily.

Black blood flowed from Joshua's nostrils, soaking the right side of his face.

Joshua just felt dizzy, his eyelids gradually became heavy, and his vision gradually became blurred.

"How can friends compare to lovers all over the world? A casual encounter and deep love are the happiest friendship in the world!"

"Did you listen to what your sister said?"

"Ahem...I don't agree...with your point of view...ahem!"

The pain all over his body suddenly intertwined, and Joshua didn't even have the strength to cough.

The witch's voice was silent, and her terrifying aura enveloped Joshua like a black cloud. He didn't know whether his death would come now.

"Do not believe?"

"Da da da……"

With a heavy muffled sound, a pair of bare feet slid into Joshua's blurry vision like a puppet.

The dark red blood made the world darker, and Joshua could not see clearly who was coming.

"You care about the girl lying on the bed." The witch's voice was mysterious and dangerous. "Do you want to become a close friend with her?"

"No, no, I, I am not qualified... She is a shining female knight, and I, I am just an ordinary person who has the honor of holding her horse..."

"Or do you want to do the happiest and most intoxicating thing in the world with her?"

Joshua was stunned. His heart seemed to have stopped for a second just now.