After reading my mind, Daddy, why don't you smile?
Chapter 48: Overbearing Pig Demon Forced Love
It's night.
Princess Yangping just returned not long ago.
Early in the morning, he found an excuse to go out, actually to help his people save the piglets!
No one knew who was so wicked as to capture the latest batch of piglets from their pig clan and sell them to the palace. The clan leader's cousin was so anxious that she was dizzy, because her newest piglets were also among them!
Why do people eat piglets?
Just because the pork smells good?
Are you greedy?!
He is considered the most accomplished pig in the domestic pig clan because he can transform into a human form.
Throughout the ages, only two pigs in their pig clan were able to transform into human form and achieve cultivation.
One is their ancestor, and the other is him.
Speaking of their ancestors, they were quite amazing.
Not only did he gain cultivation, he also became a son-in-law of a wealthy family. Although it was said that he was captured by a monkey in the end, at least he had a glorious life!
A role model in the pig world!
His goal since childhood was to become a pig like his ancestor!
You can find someone you like, go to his or her house, and you won’t have to worry about food and drink.
It would be great to have endless amounts of watermelon to eat!
Attention! It’s the pulp, not the rind!
Only pigs eat watermelon rinds!
He has become a spirit and wants to eat the melon pulp!
He searched for many years but couldn't find a suitable candidate. Finally, his pigpen was washed away in a flood.
His beloved came to marry him in the dark flood...
He carried her to the shore, and for fear of scaring her, he found a dead body on the shore and transformed it into her appearance. However, his skills were still too shallow, and only her body could be transformed, but her face did not!
Still a pig head and pig brain!!
He was almost in despair... and finally the heavens helped him!
Saburo is actually blind...
He took care of him personally, without asking anyone else for help.
Saburo really fell in love with him.
Later, he couldn't keep having a pig's head and face forever, so he went to ask his cousin, the clan leader, for help. The cousin took out a magic herb left by their ancestors and changed his face into that of the corpse.
The clan leader's cousin also ate the remaining magic grass and turned into a man!
He named himself Zhu Cuicui and his cousin Zhu Gangmen.
Later, when the King of Xiang's family came to him, he learned that the dead body was that of the King of Xiang's young daughter.
He took her place directly!
I got married to Sanlang as I wished!
……
Shangguan Dan walked in with an expressionless face.
Princess Yangping curved her eyebrows and went forward, "Sanlang..."
Shangguan Dan's forced calmness showed some cracks.
He swallowed, thinking about what he was going to do, and did not avoid it.
He forced himself to let the spider spirit snuggle timidly into his arms.
I suddenly got goose bumps all over my body.
"Sanlang, it's getting late, let's take a rest~"
“No hurry, no hurry!” Shangguan Dan comforted Princess Yangping, but quietly raised one arm, picked up a talisman, and stuck it on Princess Yangping’s back.
During the whole process, Shangguan Dan didn't dare to open his eyes!
Until Princess Yangping came out of his arms and shook him, "Sanlang, what's wrong with you? Why are you closing your eyes?"
Shangguan Dan finally came to his senses.
He stared at Princess Yangping who hadn't changed at all, and asked in surprise: "You...how come you're okay?"
Princess Yangping asked doubtfully, "What can happen to me?"
Shangguan Dan was at a loss.
He stared at Princess Yangping with a frown, looking thoughtful.
After a while, he suddenly widened his eyes, took a deep breath, and anger crept into his eyes.
It must be the eldest brother!
It must be the big brother who is playing a trick on him!
I didn't expect that the eldest brother would be so shameless and team up with a little kid to play a trick on him!
Thinking of the painful struggle and fear of that day, Shangguan Dan was furious. Without thinking, he rushed out of the yard and went to settle the score with Shangguan Shu.
Shangguan Shu was reading official documents in his study when the door was kicked open.
Shangguan Dan walked up to him angrily and asked, "Brother, why did you instruct Yue'er to lie to me! Yangping is not a spider spirit at all!"
Shangguan Shu was stunned for a moment, then nodded, "Yes..."
"You're still right?" Shangguan Dan was so angry that he wanted to hit someone...
"you……"
"My sister-in-law is not a spider spirit, she is a pig spirit!"
"Pigs... the kind raised in the South Yard pen..."
"White, fat and able to eat meat..."
"It's still a public one..."
"Boar, sow, that boar..."
"Male, sex, domestic, animal!"
Shangguan Shu explained every word to Shangguan Dan carefully, fearing that he would not understand.
Shangguan Dan wished he were deaf.
His eyes were wide open and his mouth was open. His body might still be alive, but his soul must have left his body.
"Sanlang, I don't eat pork."
"Eating pork is a very cruel act. Aren't pigs living creatures? Isn't it cruel to kill pigs just because people want to eat them?"
"A batch of piglets were lost in the imperial kitchen today. They were said to have entered the palace at dawn, but disappeared before being sent to the pigpen..."
Pig essence?
Boar sperm?
Yangping...is a boar spirit?
Shangguan Dan’s eyes went dark and he was about to faint, but then he heard a sinister male voice outside the door and he shuddered.
The voice came from far away, as if it was lingering in the heart, mournful and questioning, making people's scalp tingle.
"Sanlang! Do you know my identity and want to abandon me?!"
At the same time, the maids and servants in the courtyard screamed as they fled in fear, "Monster! Help!"
Shangguan Dan was still confused, Shangguan Shu stood up and walked out the door.
The next second, Shangguan Shu was also stunned when he saw the scene outside the door.
In the dark sky, a huge pig demon stood on the clouds, with a ferocious look on its face...
……
Shangguan Dan went to settle accounts with Shangguan Shu. As soon as he left, the talisman paper behind Princess Yangping fell down.
Princess Yangping picked it up and took a look at it, and was immediately panicked.
The thing he was most worried about happened!
Sanlang still knew his identity and was testing him with the talisman paper!
Look, he just left without looking back after the test...
Is he going to abandon him?
No!
In their pig world, there is only widowhood, no divorce!
He is his pig when he is alive and his pig ghost when he is dead!
……
Shangguan Dan walked out of the study and almost fainted when he saw the "thing" on the cloud.
Is this his Hinata?
His bedmate for more than ten years...
He slept with a pig for more than ten years...
Shangguan Dan bent over and started vomiting.
Seeing this, Zhu Cuicui gritted her teeth in agony and rushed towards Shangguan Dan on the cloud.
"Sanlang! I didn't expect you to despise me so much! Since you want to betray me, don't blame me!"
"In that case, I will take you back to the cave and see how you can escape from me!"
Shangguan Shu was shocked when he saw this. What a huge pig monster!
Shangguan Shu was afraid of getting himself in trouble, so he kicked Shangguan Dan away. Shangguan Dan was not paying attention and rolled over and rolled down the stairs.
"Wow... go, go, go, go, go, go"
Seeing this, Zhu Cuicui changed direction and went towards Shangguan Dan.
Shangguan Shu breathed a sigh of relief.
Shangguan Dan stood up and ran away...
"Sanlang, where are you going?"
Zhu Cuicui fell to the ground, chasing Shangguan Dan with her big belly.
"Ahhhh, big brother, save me..."
The servants around had been scared away and were hiding in corners, watching the fun in fear.
It's really lively.
The pig demon chased the Third Master around the yard...
Although the Third Master is just a civil official, he can run very fast!
"Sanlang, come with me!"
"You pig demon! Get out of here!"
Shangguan Dan was obviously not impressed by the "domineering pig demon's forced love" and even felt like crying.
"Sanlang, how can you be so heartless!"
"Have you forgotten the love we had as husband and wife in the past?"
Shangguan Dan, upon hearing this, cried out "wow" and burst into tears.
Why is he so miserable?
Why was he entangled by the pig demon?
"If I had known you were a pig demon... I would rather die in that flood!"
……
Three days later. Imperial Ancestral Temple.
The soul boy set up an altar to pray for rain.
The women were whispering.
"Why didn't your third uncle come today?"
"Don't you know? He can't come. Recently he has been entangled by a pig demon, who claims to take him back to his cave!"
"It was so lively? What happened next?"
"I heard from my prince that in order to avoid the pig demon, my uncle took out the seal and sentenced himself to three months in prison. He is now hiding in prison!"
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