After reading my mind, Daddy, why don't you smile?
Chapter 44 Heavenly Dao, Vomited
[Later, I recited the formula incorrectly and burned the last two strands of my master's hair, causing him to no longer be able to comb his favorite pigtails. My master is an ancient great power, the father of heaven, and has immeasurable merits...]
[You sucked my hair twice, and I lost 10,000 merits...]
[I confess, I am guilty...]
The little fellow seemed to really feel that he was wrong. He hung his head, sobbed, and looked extremely pitiful.
The old Duke also felt that the little guy's so-called master was too harsh. It was just a few sucks on his hair. Was it necessary to hold such a grudge?
The old prince was about to say something when he heard a "crack" and something seemed to be broken into pieces.
The old Duke and Shangguan Qingyue went to look curiously, and they saw that the tablet at the front was split into two...
The old Duke was stunned for a long while, then his eyes almost popped out of his head and he yelled, "Dad!"
Having said that, he stood up with a look of grief on his face, ran towards the tablet of the former Duke, picked up the cracked tablet with each hand, grinned and shook his head in disbelief.
"Why is this happening?"
"Dad... Dad, I'm sorry!"
The old Duke held the tablet and wiped away his tears silently.
Shangguan Qingyue was confused and scratched his hands, [Grandfather is crying like this, should I go and comfort him? He looks so pitiful...]
[No, no, no, I should focus on admitting my mistakes, so that I won’t let my grandfather down and be my mother’s good baby! ]
[Later, in order to atone for my sins, I developed a hair growth potion, but I didn’t dare give it to my master, so I went to Buzhou Mountain to find Gonggong. He had no hair, so it was perfect for me to test the potion on him.]
[But after Gonggong finished the test, his head felt extremely itchy. He held his head and banged it against the mountain... Woohoo... It was scary... He even banged a hole in the sky. Gonggong was punished, and I was also fined 100,000 merits...]
Shangguan Qingyue was in tears.
At the same time, another tablet was broken.
This time it was crushed into powder...
The old Duke's pupils trembled, and he looked up to the sky and screamed, "Grandpa——"
The old Duke put down his father's tablet, ran over and picked up the broken pieces of his grandfather's tablet, his eyes dull.
After a while, he burst into tears, "My grandson can't even protect your tablet...I am an unfilial grandson!"
[Later, I was kicked out of the sect... My master told me not to tell anyone his name...]
[I had nowhere to go, so I turned to Buddhism, hoping to become a little Buddha mother... But when I was burning my ordination scars, I burned a few extra spots... Woohoo, they chased me away! They also deducted 10,000 merits from me! ! ]
“Crack, click, click!!”
Two more tablets were broken...
"Ancestor!!!" The old Duke was heartbroken!
However, Shangguan Qingyue became more and more excited as he spoke...
[I went to the God Realm again. There were many beautiful ladies in the God Realm. Sister Phoenix was particularly beautiful. I liked her very much. I told her that it would be better if she were a man. As soon as I said that, Sister Phoenix really turned into Brother Phoenix.]
[But she has a husband...]
[A pair of serious couples turned into gay men...]
[Her husband, the Dragon God, couldn't stand it anymore and went crazy, turning into an unprecedentedly lustful dragon. He even had affairs with cows and turtles, and gave birth to nine concubines...]
[The dragon and the phoenix can no longer bring good luck...]
[The gods blamed me for messing up the ethical path, deducted 10,000 merits from me and drove me out...]
[When I fell, I smashed the demon leader to death. No one chased me away this time...]
The old Duke burst into tears, looking numbly at the whole row of broken tablets...
Then, before Shangguan Qingyue could continue speaking, he knelt down in front of Shangguan Qingyue, cupped his hands, and cried and begged in an extremely humble manner, "Stop talking, stop talking..."
"I beg you to stop talking..."
"Please be kind and leave some ancestors for the Shangguan family!!"
He is just an ignorant and unfilial grandson, why are you so cruel to him?
As a result, Shangguan Qingyue slowly shook his head at him.
[No, I still have so many mistakes to admit...]
Old Duke: ???
By the time you recognize them all, the ancestral hall will collapse, right?
The old Duke waved his hands at her with a look of fear on his face, but Shangguan Qingyue was very stubborn and insisted on continuing.
The old Duke is about to collapse.
Shangguan Qingyue was reciting his past mistakes while the tablets were broken into pieces. The old Duke would howl from time to time and scurry around among the tablets like a grasshopper... The wailing continued...
Finally, Shangguan Qingyue bit his lip, as if it was difficult to speak, [The last one, which is also the one I owe the most merits...]
The old Duke's heart was lifted up.
[I was playing cards with the Five Dao Patriarchs and I lost a lot...]
[One punch broke the Buddha's golden body...]
[One sword cut off the three flowers on Daozu's head...]
[Pulling out the divine root of the ancestor god...]
[Pulling out all the demon hair of the demon ancestor with one hand...]
[One palm shattered the ghost ancestor's soul...]
[They are all the pure energy condensed from the beginning of chaos...]
As soon as he finished speaking, the ancestral hall, just as the old Duke wished, collapsed...
In an instant, the sky became a roof and the ground became a blanket. It was really...
In the dust of ruins, the old Duke said to Shangguan Qingyue with despair: "God will not forgive you, and your master will not forgive you either..."
"How can I, Shangguan, share your guilt?"
"I am the sinner of the entire Shangguan family!"
The old duke slapped himself wildly.
Shangguan Qingyue stepped forward and grabbed the old Duke's hand to stop him from hitting him. [Grandfather, don't do this!]
【You will make Yueer feel sad. 】
"You only care about your own heartache, but you don't care about other people's heartache?"
The old Duke accused with tears in his eyes.
The grandfather and grandson were communicating in a "cordial and friendly" manner, and they didn't notice that the dark cloud above their heads had transformed into a human face, which was now looking at the little fellow in the center of the ancestral hall with a smile on his face.
There was deathly silence all around.
In order to express his determination to the old Duke, Shangguan Qingyue raised his hand and swore, "Grandfather, I promise that I will never feed medicine to anyone casually again."
Before the old Duke could react, several thunders rumbled in the sky, like a protest, or like a sneer.
Shangguan Qingyue looked up and puffed up his face angrily.
[Hmph, don't bother with him! ]
[Grandfather, I promise, I will never speak carelessly again! ]
The old Duke closed his eyes with a dead heart, which showed that he was completely convinced by Shangguan Qingyue.
Above my head, the rumbling thunder seemed to deafen me.
[Ahhhh! This is so annoying! Hold it in! Hold it in!]
Shangguan Qingyue said seriously, "I swear, I will change my ways from now on!"
【Be a good demon! 】
【right! 】
【I want to be a good demon! 】
As Shangguan Qingyue's heart fell, lightning and thunder roared...
The sky seemed to be stimulated by these words and went crazy. Before long, wind, frost, rain, snow, and huge hailstones suddenly poured down at the same time...
God, vomited...
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