After reading my mind, Daddy, why don't you smile?
Chapter 29 Don't Pull It Don't Pull It
Half an hour later, Princess Yangping looked at the two identical plates of hawthorn cakes in front of her. One plate was poured out, and a bag of medicine powder was sprinkled on the other plate.
Only one bag left...
This time, she must succeed!
Princess Yangping called Qingzhu over expressionlessly, "Send the hawthorn cake to Qingyu Pavilion."
Qingzhu looked at Princess Yangping's gloomy face, nodded obediently, picked up the food box, and left as if escaping.
Princess Yangping was sitting in the main hall waiting.
Sure enough, another cup of tea passed.
Qingzhu is back again.
Qingzhu came in and didn't even dare to look up at her.
After a while, he mustered up his courage and opened his mouth, "Madam..."
Princess Yangping raised her hand, looking hopeless, "What's wrong?"
"Madam... Lu... Lu Tao said... Miss Qingyue ate too much Lipu taro for lunch, and it got stuck in her stomach. She really couldn't eat anything..."
"Miss Qingyue is having a stomachache. The imperial physician came to see her and said that it would be best if she did not eat anything tomorrow night..."
Princess Yangping: "..."
Princess Yangping stood up suddenly, her pretty face tense, her chest heaving, she seemed very angry.
The maids in the hall were silent.
Princess Yangping gnashed her teeth and roared twice, "Okay! Okay!"
Then he rushed towards Qingyu Pavilion with great momentum.
You don’t want to eat, right?
Then she would pour the medicine directly into the little mute's mouth and see if she would take it!
Princess Yangping was so angry that she had lost her mind. Qingzhu and a group of servants hurriedly followed behind her when they saw this.
When they arrived at the gate of Qingyu Pavilion, it was tightly closed. Lutao and Hongxing were not there. Qingzhu asked the servant in the garden, and the servant said that Lutao and Hongxing had gone to invite the princess and the prince, and the young lady was alone inside.
When Princess Yangping heard this, a chill filled her eyes.
Such a good opportunity, God must be helping her!
See if she survives!
Princess Yangping ordered the servants to guard the door and not let anyone in no matter what happened inside.
Then he clutched the medicine bag in his hand and pushed the door open.
As a result, as soon as she reached out to touch the door, her stomach began to ache again. Princess Yangping frowned, took a breath of cold air, and subconsciously covered her stomach.
How come it's such a coincidence?
Why come at any other time, but at this time?
We're at the door...
Forget it! A quick decision!
Anyway, her stomachache is most likely just an exaggeration and will go away after a while.
Could it be that I'm really so unlucky that I'd die the moment I went in?
Princess Yangping gritted her teeth and endured the pain, stood up, opened the door, entered the house, and closed the door in one go.
Walking around the main hall and lifting the curtain, I saw Shangguan Qingyue sitting on the bed in the bedroom, rubbing her belly with her little hands.
Sister Lutao said that rubbing the belly like this will help to spread out the taro.
They went to invite mother, and if mother didn't come, then they asked the prince to allow her to go in and see mother.
After all, I can see my mother.
She hasn't seen her mother for a long time.
In fact, her stomach didn't hurt that much, but if she could see her mother like this, she would be in so much pain, it would be excruciating!
When Shangguan Qingyue looked up, she saw Princess Yangping at the door, staring at her with an unfriendly look.
【What is she doing? 】
[Eh? She's walking towards me...]
Shangguan Qingyue blinked and looked at Princess Yangping in confusion, and stopped rubbing her belly.
Princess Yangping swallowed, her face turned pale, and cold sweat appeared on her forehead.
The closer I get to Shangguan Qingyue, the more my stomach hurts...
She tried her best to hold it in place, but when she took a step, she still couldn't hold it in place...
“Puff, puff, puff… puff, puff, puff… puff~”
The sharp fart sounded like a firecracker.
Shangguan Qingyue immediately pinched his nose, and his little face wrinkled like a walnut.
[Hmm...what's going on? Why did Third Aunt come to my bedroom to fart? ]
[It stinks so bad! ! ]
yue~
Shangguan Qingyue stuck out his tongue and vomited, with a layer of mist in his eyes.
Princess Yangping's expression was even uglier than Shangguan Qingyue's at this moment. She covered her stomach with one hand and held the cabinet with the other. Her body was twisted like a giant snake spirit that was about to transform.
Shangguan Qingyue shrank back into bed upon seeing this.
Princess Yangping held back her next fart. She had a strong premonition that if she let it out any further, it might not be a fart.
Ahhhhh!
Princess Yangping took a deep breath and wiped the cold sweat from her forehead. She decided to do it once and for all. After feeding the little mute the medicine, she would be free.
Correct!
She has to persevere!
Princess Yangping suddenly walked towards Shangguan Qingyue with a ferocious look. Shangguan Qingyue was about to shout, but then he realized that he couldn't make a sound.
Just as she was feeling annoyed, Princess Yangping suddenly tilted her body and knelt down heavily in front of her.
[Don’t kneel to me, I don’t have any New Year’s money to give you…]
Then, a series of muffled gurgling sounds were heard, and Princess Yangping's body stiffened and her eyes became dull.
An indescribable stench floated, rolled, and swirled in the air, finally entering the noses of the two people.
Shangguan Qingyue realized something, and helplessness filled her young eyes.
【Why do you fart and poop in my bedroom? 】
[Do I look like I make you want to poop? ]
[I am a bad boy, not a toilet boy...]
Once some things start, they can't be stopped.
Gurgle, puff, puff...
Shit, piss and fart come one after another.
Princess Yangping held her stomach with her hands, her face showing a mixture of joy and sadness, her eyes filled with a kind of insane madness.
The buttocks are warm and swollen, and there is a foul smell all around.
The little fellow stepped back repeatedly because of the fumes, and kept waving his little hands in front of Princess Yangping, trying to awaken a trace of her conscience.
[Don’t pull it, don’t pull it…]
[Aunt, I’m scared…]
Princess Yangping is crazy.
She laughed crazily and crawled towards Shangguan Qingyue. Shangguan Qingyue screamed, jumped off the bed, and even forgot to put on his shoes. He ran to the door as if escaping for his life, trying to open it and leave.
As a result, the door was locked from the outside.
Shangguan Qingyue was filled with despair and slammed the door hard with her little hands.
【Let me out! 】
[Let me out! Wuwu...Mother, save me...]
Princess Yangping crawled out of the inner room, leaving a trail of yellow stains behind her. Shangguan Qingyue leaned against the door and vomited violently, vomiting out all the taro pieces he had eaten for lunch.
Princess Yangping felt extremely ashamed, her mind was blank, and her only thought was to feed the medicine to Shangguan Qingyue.
She crawled towards Shangguan Qingyue...
But he kept defecating. The feces had accumulated for several days, and you could imagine the amount and smell of it.
Shangguan Qingyue's little face turned pale from the smoke.
She knocked on the door, but unfortunately the people guarding the door had been instructed by Princess Yangping not to open the door no matter what happened inside.
Xiao Qingyue burst into tears, feeling unprecedented grief.
[Wuwu...Mother...Yue'er is going to die of the stink...]
[Why did my aunt want to take shit from me? She is so vicious...]
Perhaps Shangguan Qingyue was “not destined to die”, because a stern shout came from the door, “How dare you! Open the door for me! Ahem!”
[Mother! It's mother's voice! ]
A glimmer of hope suddenly rose in Shangguan Qingyue's eyes. She stood up and shouted towards the crack in the door with all her strength,
"mother!"
The dumb, smoked, spoke...
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