After reading my mind, Daddy, why don't you smile?
Chapter 243 That's Uncle 2
Eh? Shangguan Zhu frowned. Why does this voice sound so familiar?
It looks like Yueer...
Then Shangguan Zhu denied his own thought. Yue'er was still in Yumang Mountain, so how could he appear here?
At this time, the doctor's questioning took away his thoughts, and he no longer thought, "When was the diagnosis confirmed?"
"at……"
……
At the entrance of Yuchun Tower, Lord Xiao and Zhou Ji looked at each other, then looked at Lord Wang tacitly. Lord Wang skillfully took out a pen and paper...
Mr. Xiao: "Your Majesty has issued a strict order that officials in the court are not allowed to visit prostitutes or drink wine. I have received a tip-off that an official in Yuchun Tower has a prostitute...Search for her!"
As soon as the words fell, the bailiffs didn't care about anything else or the wailing of the prostitutes and the brothel madam, causing chaos in Yuchun Tower.
The vendor at the door quickly packed up his stall and ran away.
On the second floor, Shangguan Zhu listened to the chaotic noise downstairs and asked curiously, "What happened?"
It just so happened that Lord Qin, who was downstairs, ran up in dishevel, intending to jump off the building to escape. He saw Shangguan Zhu naked and having sex with an old man... He didn't even have time to be surprised, and hurriedly asked, "Lord Shangguan?"
"Xu Ping, Zhou Ji and Wang Hongyin have sent people to search for officials who have visited prostitutes. You should run away too!"
"What? Zhou Ji?"
Shangguan Zhu reacted immediately when he heard Zhou Ji's name.
He watched Lord Qin jump out of the second-floor window with his naked butt. He no longer had the chance to say anything to Lord Qin.
He just wanted to tell Lord Qin that this was directed at him and he didn't need to be so scared.
The sound of the bailiffs coming up the stairs was getting closer and closer. Shangguan Zhu's heart was pounding. In a hurry, he grabbed his clothes and jumped out of the window.
"You haven't finished your medical treatment yet..."
As soon as Shangguan Zhu left, the yamen runner came up and asked Doctor Sun, "Did you see anyone passing by?"
……
On the front street, the confidant whispered to Zhou Ji, "Master Zhou, there is a window upstairs, we can escape from the back street..."
Zhou Ji waved his hand, "Come with me, a team of people, go to the back street!"
"Yes!"
……
Backstreet.
"Dad, I'm a little hungry..."
Shangguan Qiyou rubbed his stomach.
Shangguan Shu put the children down and heated up the stove. "Daddy will bake you a sesame cake."
"it is good!"
"Daddy, I want one too!"
With the ready-made fire, sesame cakes and donkey meat, Shangguan Shu quickly prepared one and handed it to Shangguan Qiyou, and then made one for Shangguan Qingyue.
Shangguan Qingyue looked on eagerly as her father stuffed donkey meat into her sesame seed bun. The little girl asked, "Daddy, give me some more donkey meat!"
Shangguan Shu pushed another shovel in.
"Not enough, not enough, give me some more!"
Shangguan Shu pushed another shovel in.
"More more!"
Shangguan Shu poked the meat in with a spatula, then forced a shovelful of it in.
"Come again..."
Shangguan Shu looked at the burning donkey that was about to burst out of the fire, and couldn't help but said, "Dad, can I give you a whole donkey?"
“Pfft…” Shangguan Qiyou laughed.
Shangguan Qingyue's mouth flattened, and a sly smile flashed across his eyes, "No need for that, I can't eat a whole donkey!"
As she spoke, the little girl stretched out her two little hands, took the donkey meat bacon that was bigger than her face, opened her mouth wide, and started to chew on it.
"what……"
Just as she took a bite of her Supreme Super Deluxe Yumangshan Fresh Tender Donkey with Aunt Wang's Freshly Baked Crispy Biscuits and Donkey Meat Fire Roast, she heard a "bang" and something fell behind her.
Shangguan Shu subconsciously grabbed the two children to his side, and the two children looked towards the source of the sound.
An old man with white hair and no clothes on, landed on the ground, looked around frantically, as if he was hiding from something. Seeing that no one was chasing him, he limped away.
Shangguan Qiyou looked up at Shangguan Shu and asked in confusion, "Dad, why is he not wearing any clothes?"
"He's not wearing any clothes because...his clothes were stolen by robbers."
Shangguan Shu naturally recognized Lord Qin, and then he guessed what was going on. Thinking that soldiers would come to search and that swords had no mercy, he wanted to quickly take the children and pack up the stall and go back.
"Yue'er, it's too late today, shall we come again next time?"
"what?"
Shangguan Qingyue looked up in confusion.
Shangguan Shu was about to clean the stove as he spoke. There were still two steamed buns on the stove. They were quite hot and difficult to hold. He thought that he might as well eat them before leaving... Just as he was thinking, his eyes blurred.
"Bang!"
Something fell on his stove.
"Squeak..." White smoke rose...
Shangguan Shu looked carefully and saw another person without clothes. However, this person was not as lucky as Lord Qin and ended up in a very wrong place.
How hot...
When the two kids saw this, their facial features wrinkled together, as if they had been scalded too.
Sure enough, the next second, I heard the man screaming in pain.
“Wow…ho…Ahh…”
Shangguan Zhu screamed in pain and looked up inadvertently. For a moment, he saw the person in front of him. Then his eyes widened in disbelief, and then he lowered his head again in the blink of an eye.
Ah ah ah ah ah! !
Why is his brother here?
He didn’t hear it wrong just now! It was really the voice of that little brat Yue Er! !
Shangguan Zhu turned his head away, not wanting his brother and nephew to see him. He turned over from the stove, covered his private parts with both hands, and stood alone in the middle of the street. Two scorching burns were already on his body, right on the two spots on his chest.
As he moved, the fire rolled off him.
On the chest, there are two bowl-sized red marks that look like areolas...
But he combed his hair like a woman...
The other vendors looked away in embarrassment.
Shangguan Qingyue covered his mouth in shock.
Shangguan Shu sighed and said with concern: "Brother..."
At this moment, Zhou Ji had already led his men through the alley, and saw the naked Shangguan Zhu, and shouted, "He's right there!!"
Shangguan Zhu looked over when he heard the sound, turned around the next second, and ran away as if for his life.
Zhou Ji and the yamen runners chased after him.
Shangguan Shu looked at him quietly, the wrinkles between his brows loosening and then tightening. He said to himself, "Who is this? Why does he look familiar?"
Shangguan Qiyou nodded.
"It looks familiar to me too."
Shangguan Qingyue looked at his father and brother in surprise, "How could you not recognize him? That's my second uncle!"
Shangguan Qiyou:? ? ! !
Shangguan Shu: ? ?
Shangguan Shu looked at Shangguan Qingyue with a complicated expression.
His daughter has really good eyesight!
Lord Xiao and Lord Wang came over with their hands behind their backs and saw Shangguan Shu's stall at a glance. Lord Xiao stepped forward and said in a commanding tone, "Did you see..."
Shangguan Shu slowly turned his face away, with a forced smile.
Lord Xiao and Lord Wang looked as if they had seen a ghost. Their proud necks, like roosters crowing, immediately drooped down, and their faces were replaced with servile smiles. "Hey, isn't this the prince? Why are you here?"
Lord Wang: "And the young master and young lady... the young master has become more handsome, and the young lady has become more beautiful..."
After some flattery, the two gentlemen learned that Shangguan Shu was selling donkey meat hotpot here, and they immediately took out silver to buy all of it. They also heard from Shangguan Qingyue that someone had escaped and smashed their stove. How could this be possible?
The two adults smiled and paid for the stove.
Finally, Shangguan Shu took his two children and one hundred taels of gold and went home with the two adults respectfully seeing him off.
Shangguan Qingyue huddled in Shangguan Shu's arms and said proudly, "Daddy, I thought I could make some money!"
Shangguan Shu rubbed the little guy's head lovingly.
The next day, Zhou Ji failed to catch Shangguan Zhu, so he reported directly to Emperor Jianxi, saying that the official who had visited a prostitute last night had two scars on his chest caused by fire.
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