After reading my mind, Daddy, why don't you smile?
Chapter 201 You Call 1
【Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha】
The little guy huddled in his father's arms, covering his mouth and laughing.
In the center of the hall, Zhao Zihua also covered her mouth with a look of disbelief.
After a moment of silence, Zhao Zihua tried to open her mouth, "Ah~"
She slammed it shut.
Glazed eyes.
Actually...she failed to pray to the gods.
For some reason, she succeeded every time she tried in Pixia Temple, and even shocked the Master Wufa. The Master Wufa said that even he couldn't do it... She was indeed protected by the gods and deserved the title of "Spirit Child".
But just now, she did the same thing, so why didn’t the God of Wealth come?
It doesn't matter if she doesn't come. She is a spiritual child. With her intelligence and wisdom, she can easily handle this situation. Just pretend!
Who knew she would open her mouth...
Zhao Zihua frowned deeply, her eyes half-closed... her eyeballs kept rolling in her eye sockets. After all, she was just a child, her face turned pale with fear, and her body was shaking a little.
This... the bunch of smart people around here can't see that it's messed up?
Not only did he mess up, but he also seemed to want to pretend and ended up braying like a donkey.
The people around were too embarrassed to say a word.
Emperor Jianxi had no such concerns. He raised his eyebrows and asked, "Zihua, where is the God of Wealth?"
Upon hearing the voice, Zhao Zihua knelt down and wanted to apologize. The emperor's grandfather loved her so much that he would definitely not blame her.
Please forgive me, my dear grandfather. Zihua didn't mean it...
When it reached everyone's ears, it was just a burst of "Ahhh~Ahhh~Ahhh~"
Just imagine, such a grand and solemn banquet, with the emperor sitting at the table, and then a donkey comes...
"puff!"
Someone in the crowd couldn't help but laugh out loud.
Zhao Zihua held back her tears and kept her mouth shut.
【Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha】
Shangguan Shu pursed his lips, suppressed his laughter, and touched the bun of his little naughty boy.
Zhao Ying coughed twice, obviously suppressing something.
Wei Fu smiled cheerfully, "Your Majesty, I have been in the border area for a long time and have never appreciated the wonders of the two spiritual children. After seeing them today, I am really impressed!"
"Why do you say this, my dear?"
"Although the little princess didn't invite the God of Wealth, she did invite Zhang Guolao, one of the Eight Immortals!"
"Master Zhang may not be at home, so he specially asked his donkey to come over!"
In terms of losses, it has to be Wei Fu.
For the first time, everyone present, regardless of gender, age, civil or military... reached a unity of thought.
"Hahahahahaha..."
"Hahahahaha..."
[Hahahahahaha...]
Everyone's laughter was as cruel as arsenic.
Zhao Zihua encountered the second Waterloo in her life. She couldn't help but raise her head and cry, "Ah~Ah~Ah~"
In the chaos, Zhao Yao called out to Zhao Zihua, asking her to come back, but was drowned out by the laughter.
Because of Emperor Jianxi, Zhao Yao didn't dare to pull Zhao Zihua down rashly.
Although she loved Zhao Zihua, the humiliation of being laughed at in public was so humiliating that her face hurt. She endured it until her nails dug into her flesh. She couldn't help but complain in her heart, why did Zihua try to stand out when she wasn't well-trained?
This is not the end yet... When the laughter gradually died down.
Shangguan Qiyou was curious, "Big brother, how do you know this is the bray of a donkey?"
When everyone heard this, they thought that children’s words should not be taken lightly, as the princess’s child had never seen a donkey... But everyone still looked at "Shangguan Chengjing" curiously, expecting how he would reply.
How can "Shangguan Chengjing" be said? She used to raise donkeys in the Zhai family?
In order to make my younger brother recognize it more comprehensively, this is the bray of a donkey!
"Shangguan Chengjing" greeted his entourage, said something in his ear, and then the entourage left.
Emperor Jianxi was curious when he saw this and asked, "Chengjing, what are you doing..."
Shangguan Chengjing smiled generously and stepped forward to salute, "Replying to the Emperor's grandfather, Qi You has never heard of a donkey's bray, so he is a little confused. I'll ask someone to find something to help him solve his doubts!"
Emperor Jianxi became even more curious when he heard this.
This donkey's bray...can it be explained?
Emperor Jianxi completely forgot to consider Zhao Zihua's face and listened to "Shangguan Chengjing" and told Zhao Zihua, who still had tears on her face, not to go down. She should wait until the attendant came and proved that her cry was that of a donkey before she could go down!
After half a cup of tea, the little attendant came in with a stern face, saluted, knelt down, and then... he stretched his hand out from his sleeve, and there was a... turtle hanging on his middle finger?
Everyone is puzzled.
Seeing that there really was a turtle in the palace, Shangguan Chengjing smiled and reported, "Grandfather, I have heard of a folk remedy that if you are bitten by a turtle, bring a donkey over and bray, and the turtle will automatically let go after hearing the donkey's bray."
"If sister Zihua is really a donkey, then this turtle will definitely let go!"
Emperor Jianxi: ...
Shangguan Shu: ...
Zhao Ying: ...
Shangguan Qiyou: ...
[Frog Fun, when did my big brother become so smart? ]
As soon as the words fell, Zhao Zihua looked at "Shangguan Chengjing" as if he were a devil...
Everyone looked as if they wanted to say something but hesitated.
Shangguan Shu couldn't help scratching his head, thinking to himself that he really is worthy of being Ying'er's son... He didn't expect that Chengjing, with his thick eyebrows and big eyes, is also a little bad boy!
"Shangguan Chengjing" still had a clear mind. After reporting back to Emperor Jianxi, he greeted his little brother on his left, and then greeted his little sister on his right...
Brother Little Sunflower’s class has started!
Shangguan Qingyue and Shangguan Qiyou watched attentively, which gave little sunflower brother a great sense of psychological satisfaction.
"Shangguan Chengjing" said to Zhao Zihua, "Scream!"
Zhao Zihua glared at "Shangguan Chengjing" fiercely without saying a word.
Zhao Yao deliberately challenged him, "Cheng Jing, are you trying to ridicule your sister on purpose?"
"Huaian, ask around in the capital, is there any child more honest and kind than my Chengjing?"
"Why would he ridicule Zihua? He just wanted to clear things up for Zihua. Do you want Zihua to be known as someone who invited a god or a donkey to possess her in the future?"
Zhao Ying smiled faintly.
Seeing that Zhao Ying had said everything he wanted to say, Wei Fu echoed, "That's right."
Shangguan Shu glared at Wei Fu and said calmly, "It's better to clarify it..."
The Marquis’ wife who was almost tricked just now agreed, “That’s right!”
Zhao Yao: ...
Zhao Zihua looked at Shangguan Shu in disbelief. She never expected that her own father would join others in bullying her...
Zhao Zihua held back her tears and held back her tears, not making a sound, not even if she died.
Shangguan Qingyue got impatient and transformed into a small insect, flew over and bit Zhao Zihua. Zhao Zihua felt the pain and screamed, "Ah~"
Shangguan Chengjing's eyes lit up, "Yes, that's right, keep calling!"
As he spoke, his eyes were fixed on the little turtle that was biting his follower's hand.
Everyone looked over as well.
"click"
The turtle let go and fell to the ground!
"Shangguan Chengjing" pointed at the turtle on the ground heartlessly, "Yue'er, Qiyou, look, is it true!!!"
Shangguan Qiyou and Shangguan Qingyue both stood up and nodded frantically like two little praying mantises when they heard the voice!
Shangguan Qiyou clapped his hands, "Big brother, you are awesome!"
Shangguan Qingyue covered his bulging belly and laughed silently, [Hahahahahahahahahahahaha, I am dying of laughter. ]
Shangguan Qingyue smiled and did not forget to take back the bright ball hanging on Zhao Zihua's throat. Unable to be seen by anyone, a round ball the size of a quail egg was floating in the air... and it came in front of her.
This is her voice.
She swallowed it and was able to speak.
But she can't swallow it now. She needs to go back and purify it. It is mixed with Zhao Zihua's scent, and she doesn't like it!
The children were also laughing, but the adults wanted to laugh but didn't dare to, as it was too inappropriate...
Besides, Princess Huai'an is no longer the same as before, they cannot offend her!
Afterwards, the adults also kept their mouths shut.
Zhao Yao frowned, went over to cover Zhao Zihua's mouth, and took her away gracefully.
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