After reading my mind, Daddy, why don't you smile?
Chapter 125 You are so fertile, you don't want to die
No, how could he say these words with a face as pale as a ghost?
Apart from the fact that they are both men, are there any other similarities between them?
This person's desire to get promoted shouldn't be too obvious!
Gee!
Finally, under his sharp sarcasm, this person began to break down, and after crying loudly, he knelt down in front of him and asked him to let him enter the mansion, even if it was as a concubine...
He, Shangguan Shu, has been a chaste man for many years since he became an adult. He has never taken a concubine, not even a maid. However, his wife, Zhao Ying, is planning to take a concubine.
Zhao Ying is going to take a concubine?
She is going to take a concubine!
Just thinking about it made him angry!
What's even more infuriating is that this bunch of princes-in-law also advised him to be magnanimous, to be tolerant, and not to be jealous. After entering the mansion, everyone is a brother. If they have children, at most they can raise them under his name...
For example, Princess Gao Lan’s husband, none of his children are his biological children, but he still treats them as his own, right?
For example, Princess Chengman's husband, because he could not have children, tearfully sent his own brother to Princess Chengman's bed, in order to barely maintain his position as the principal wife.
There was also Princess Xueyi's consort, who had two black eyes and fresh blood on his nose. When his clothes were lifted up, traces of beatings were all visible.
Princess Xueyi's husband cried and complained that he had only glanced at Princess Xueyi a little longer in the crowd, and that night Princess Xueyi drugged and raped him...
Princess Shuyue's husband echoed her words with a half-disfigured face. He had been abused by Princess Shuyue for many years and wanted to divorce. To divorce, he had to worship the ancestral temple and ask for the approval of his ancestors. However, when they were worshipping the ancestral temple, Princess Shuyue poured green vitriol oil on him. He barely survived but his face was completely ruined. Back then, he was also a famous handsome man in the capital...
Princess Shuyue's husband also secretly told everyone that Princess Anru's husband was the one who was miserable. Princess Anru was a gambler and had gambled away all her fiefdom and family wealth. Princess Anru's husband wanted to divorce and just proposed to His Majesty, he disappeared the next day. Princess Anru's family said that the husband ran away with a woman, but in fact he was killed by Princess Anru, his body chopped into meat paste and vomited all over the flowers and plants in the yard, and was used as fertilizer!
As soon as Princess Shuyue's husband finished speaking, all the husbands-in-law, except Shangguan Shu, turned pale and soon couldn't help crying.
Princess Xueyi's husband (the one with panda eyes) beat his chest and stamped his feet, "Men in our Great Chu have a miserable life. Every day we live a life worse than pigs and dogs!"
Princess Gao Lan's husband (the one whose child is not his own) sighed, "Just bear with it, it will pass in your lifetime. Think more about the children... There is nothing in life that cannot be overcome!"
Princess Chengman's husband (the one who bought a brother and gave him a brother) was disdainful, "The princesses are wrong, but you don't have the means to do anything! Princesses only cheat when they are hungry, and only beat people when they are annoyed. If that's the case, just find a way to satisfy them..."
Princess Shuyue's husband (the one with the disfigured face) spoke incoherently, "That's easy for you to say! Beating someone is still the worst. The most terrifying thing is killing someone!"
Shangguan Shu was stunned.
How come he remembered that Zhao Ying didn't say that?
Not long after getting married, Zhao Ying nestled in his arms and said in a tender voice, "My aunts are all role models for princesses, virtuous, gentle and beautiful. I am far behind them and need to continue to work hard..."
Now, Shangguan Shu just wants to ask, how could Zhao Ying, a good bamboo shoot, be born among these bad princesses of the Zhao family?
Princess Side's husband came over and patted Shangguan Shu on the shoulder, gave him an unfathomable look, and then whispered in his ear: "Every time Side dislikes me, I will come over and listen to the brothers. In this way, I feel that life has hope again."
Shangguan Shu: ...
"You just lost your job, you must be very angry, listen to this!"
Princess Shuyue's husband (the disfigured one) looked at Shangguan Shu with envy. Shangguan Shu scratched his forehead in embarrassment and wanted to find a crack in the ground to crawl into.
Who knew that Princess Shuyue's husband suddenly said angrily, "Princess Chengqian's husband, how could you resign? A man should have his own career so that he won't be despised by the princess! If you keep doing this, you will become a sallow man sooner or later!"
Shangguan Shu: ...
"Look at you. You are already over thirty. You are not young anymore. There are many beautiful men out there. If you don't have an official position anymore, how can you compete with those coquettish and slutty women?"
Princess Xueyi's husband (the one with panda eyes after being raped) frowned and looked at Shangguan Shu. He sighed, "Princess Chengqian's husband, I remember that you were also raped by Princess Chengqian. You can be regarded as having the same fate as me... Lift up your clothes and let me see. Did Princess Chengqian beat you?"
Shangguan Shu: ...
Saying he won't fight, doesn't it seem like he's showing off?
Shangguan Shu: "No... not often... I'll hit him a few times occasionally..."
When Princess Xueyi's husband heard this, wrinkles appeared on his forehead which was swollen like a birthday star.
Princess Side's husband was standing by and was happy again after hearing this. Look, Princess Chengqian's husband was also beaten at home! !
Even so, Princess Gaolan's husband (the one who didn't have any biological children) still felt jealous when he saw Shangguan Shu's decent appearance. He said sarcastically, "Princess Chengqian's husband, Princess Chengqian gave birth to five children. Are they all yours?"
Shangguan Shu: ...
"Maybe……"
The Princess of Chengman, her husband (who bought a brother and sent a brother), screamed, "You are so fertile, are you going to die?"
"I heard that you, Princess Chengqian's husband, have two half-brothers. This is really unfair to your two brothers. They will lose the chance to sleep on the brothel... Unlike me, for the sake of the family, I would rather two men share one wife..."
Princess Chengman's husband said smugly, "Recently, a cousin of mine has come of age, and he looks good. I plan to give him to Chengman, too. He is really blessed!"
Shangguan Shu rubbed his face and took a long breath.
Although Shangguan Shu pretended to be dead on purpose, Princess Side's husband was a rare talent. How could he let go of such a good opportunity to make Shangguan Shu hate him?
He coughed lightly and recounted Shangguan Shu's happy life to the princes-in-law who were living in dire straits.
First of all, his child is his biological child.
Secondly, he can give birth to children and is the favorite!
Again, he still maintains a handsome appearance even after he is over thirty!
Last but not least, Shangguan Shu, he will not be beaten!!
How could the princes-in-law of the Great Chu not be beaten? !
How could Princess Chengqian not love to beat people? !
Is this how a princess should behave?!
The princes-in-law, each more miserable than the other, were so defeated that they stared at Shangguan Shu with extremely jealous eyes.
Seeing this, Princess Side's husband curled his lips in satisfaction.
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