After being read, the abstinent prince bullies others with his wife every day
Chapter 19: A Match Made in Heaven
There were long queues in the toilets of each villa. The maids and guards held their stomachs and pushed each other, shouting, "Hurry up, let me go first, I really can't bear it anymore!"
"You can't help it, and so can I! I'll be in line first!" said the guard, and couldn't help but let out a few more smelly farts.
Everyone's face turned as purple as liver, and they didn't even dare to breathe deeply, for fear that if they weren't careful, they would not be able to hold back the surging feeling in their stomach.
Lin Cheng, holding his stomach, came to the toilet tremblingly with the help of housekeeper Liu. This was his fifth visit tonight. Somewhere he felt a burning pain. He had already taken the medicine prescribed by the imperial physician, but for some reason it didn't work.
When the guards and maids saw him coming, their faces became even uglier and they moved away reluctantly.
Lin Cheng quickly dove in and started releasing.
"I... I really can't hold it anymore!" A guard shuddered, and the filth that he had held back with great difficulty suddenly burst out, emitting a foul stench all over his body, causing the people around him to immediately retreat.
After he started it, the rest of the people couldn't bear it anymore. Some people with weak stomachs couldn't help but vomit after smelling the odor.
For a moment, the entire toilet was filled with foul atmosphere.
At the same time, Wang, Lin Rouan and He were all holding their stomachs and competing with the servants for the toilet.
Wang was the most uncomfortable among them. She had a back injury and was shaking with pain when she moved. But she didn't know what she had eaten but it made her stomach churn and feel uncomfortable. The maids in her own villa were also affected. She could only endure the pain and run to the toilet again and again. She was almost dehydrated. One time, her legs were so weak that she fell into the pit.
Lin Rouan and He were both under house arrest, and there were relatively few people in the courtyard. They did find it a lot easier to use the toilet during the battle for it, but they could not escape the torture of the laxative.
So the whole night in the Shangshu Mansion was filled with cries of grief and evil atmosphere.
Even the passers-by passing by the door couldn't help but cover their noses, wondering if the Shangshu Mansion had been bombed. Why was it so smelly?
……
The next day, when Lin Shuning woke up, it was already noon.
Perhaps because of what happened yesterday, no one came to disturb her and she was happy and at ease.
Seeing that she woke up, Lian'er immediately brought the food. Although there were only four dishes and it was not rich enough, the cooking was excellent. Lin Shuning enjoyed the meal very much and praised loudly.
"This dish smells so good, is this made by the chef? It doesn't look like it."
She had eaten the food in Shangshu Mansion before. She couldn't say it was bad, but it wasn't delicious either. She could only say it was very bad. Only those who were used to eating there would think it was quite acceptable and would not find fault with it.
But now the food in my mouth is so delicious that it makes me linger.
Lian Er scratched her head, a little embarrassed: "Miss, I made this dish. Last night, most of the people in the mansion had diarrhea, and the master and the mistress were the worst. The master was furious and fired all the cooks. The new cook hasn't entered the mansion yet. I was worried that Miss would be hungry when she woke up, so I made a few of my specialties for Miss to try."
Lin Shuning paused holding the chopsticks, then curled his lips and smiled. He praised Xiaobai several times in his heart, praising him to the sky, and gave Lian'er a thumbs up, saying, "Your cooking skills are much better than those chefs. They deserve to be fired."
"If you like it, Lian'er will cook it for you every day in the future." Lian'er said with a smile.
Lin Shuning's cheeks were puffed up, and he hadn't swallowed the food in his mouth yet. He smiled and said, "Then I'm really enjoying myself."
Lin Shuning quickly swept away the dishes on the table at lightning speed.
She touched her bulging belly and burped contentedly. This was the first time she had eaten such delicious food since she traveled to ancient times.
Lin Shuning looked at Lian'er and asked, "Have the people in the mansion recovered from their diarrhea?"
"No," Lian Er frowned and lowered her voice, "I heard that the master wanted to ask for leave this morning and not go to the morning court, but was rejected. Then, the master... then..."
Lian'er's face turned red and she was a little embarrassed to continue.
"Just what?" Lin Shuning asked.
"The master had a severe stomachache and he couldn't help himself and made a fool of himself at the morning court session. His Majesty was furious and fined him three months' salary." Lian'er lowered her voice as if she was afraid that someone on the other side of the wall could hear her.
When Lin Shuning heard this, he immediately burst into laughter, and his hearty laughter echoed throughout the villa.
That old bastard Lin Cheng has finally met his end!
You deserve it!
What he cares most about on a daily basis is his face. Now that he has made such a big fool of himself and become a laughing stock, he must want to die. I think she should be able to keep quiet for the next few days.
The fact was just as Lin Shuning had thought. These days, she used the excuse of being sick to study the medical space in the yard, and Lin Cheng never came to visit her.
It was not until a week later that there was a knock on her door. The door opened and Lin Cheng walked in with He.
Lin Shuning was lying on the bed, and his eyes rolled around when he saw the two of them.
This He family is really amazing. She managed to get Lin Cheng to lift her house arrest so quickly.
Lin Shuning pretended to get up from the couch and said weakly, "My daughter greets my father and aunt."
Lin Cheng hurried forward, held her arm, and pushed her back onto the couch: "Are your injuries feeling better?"
"Father, I'm much better now. Thank you for your concern." Lin Shuning curled her lips and smiled. In fact, the wounds on her body had healed a long time ago through medication, and there was not even a scar left.
"That's good. I came here today because I have something to tell you."
"what's up?"
Before Lin Cheng could speak, He spoke first: "Your father has chosen a marriage for you. It's with the young master Zhou Yuan from the Duke's Mansion. He is about your age, has a distinguished family background, is good at both literature and martial arts, and looks like a good match. It's truly a match made in heaven.
I have already exchanged business cards with the Duke's Mansion yesterday, and the palace has also been informed. This marriage is settled, so I came here to inform you."
"Marriage?" Lin Shuning was stunned and looked at Lin Cheng.
Lin Cheng nodded and said in a deep voice: "That's right, are you satisfied with this marriage? If you marry him, you will be the young master's legal wife, in charge of the entire backyard, and no one will dare to look down on you."
Lin Shuning lowered his eyes, feeling a chill in his heart.
He had already submitted the invitation card without telling her and informed the palace. Even if she was not satisfied with the marriage, could it still be changed?
The Duke's Mansion is indeed wealthy and powerful, but this young master Zhou Yuan is not a good match.
What is good at both literature and martial arts? Spending the whole day reciting poems for fun in a brothel is considered literature? Beating up the people and raping women in the street is considered martial arts?
He had just reached adulthood, but he already had five or six maids in the same room, and two or three maids and concubines. The entire backyard was filled with beautiful girls all day long, not to mention that he often lingered in brothels. It was unknown how many romantic debts he had owed.
Any family that truly loves their daughter would never want to marry their daughter off to suffer, so Zhou Yuan has not been able to get a wife over the years.
Now, Lin Cheng actually wanted to marry her to him, and from his words and deeds, it seemed as if the position of wife was a gift to her.
It's so shameless and hateful.
Lin Shuning smiled coldly and said, "My daughter is willing."
"I just don't know how much dowry the Duke's Mansion is going to give to my daughter?" She no longer had any attachment to the Shangshu Mansion in her heart. She just wanted to quickly get the last sum of money and leave.
"You don't have to worry about this," Lin Cheng said confidently, "I have already discussed it with Duke Zhou. The betrothal gift is 500 taels, not a cent less, and the dowry is 300 taels, including 10,000 taels of gold and 500 taels of silver. The marriage of my Shangshu Mansion's daughter must be grand and splendid, otherwise it would be embarrassing, wouldn't it?"
When Lin Shuning heard the total amount of the dowry and betrothal gifts, her eyes lit up. The money she took away was enough for her to open pharmacies all over the city.
By then she will change her name and no one will be able to recognize her, and she can live a free and easy life.
Having made up her mind, Lin Shuning pretended to thank him: "Thank you, father."
Lin Cheng's eyes were deep, he didn't expect that Lin Shuning would agree so quickly. Of course he knew that Zhou Yuan was not a good match, but he didn't care. As long as Lin Shuning married, the Shangshu Mansion and the Duke's Mansion would be in the same boat.
This is what he needs.
He looked at Lin Shuning with satisfaction and said, "Okay, after your injuries have healed for a few days, we will prepare for the engagement banquet."
He looked at him mockingly, and smiled while covering her mouth: "Master, I checked the almanac when I was going out today, and the day after tomorrow is an auspicious day. Why don't we set the date at that time?"
"Okay." Lin Cheng waved his hand and immediately decided on it. In order to avoid any more trouble, the sooner it was decided the better.
"I'll ask someone to find you some imperial doctors so that your injuries can heal as soon as possible. Don't waste the auspicious day." After saying this, Lin Cheng took He away.
Lin Shuning sat up with a cold look in his eyes.
Lian Er came over and whispered, "Master really doesn't care about Miss at all. Lian Er feels so disappointed for you! Everyone knows that Zhou Yuan is a playboy. He even took some of my sisters in the slave market..."
The shrill screams of the little sisters that day were still ringing in her ears. Lian'er clenched her palms and said with worry in her eyes: "Miss, you must not marry him!"
Lin Shuning clenched his fists: "Lian'er, are you willing to come with me and not stay in this mansion?"
Lian Er was startled for a moment, then nodded vigorously: "Lian Er is willing to follow Miss for the rest of her life."
At this moment, Wang was lying sick on the bed. The back injury and diarrhea for a day almost took away half her life.
"Madam, Madam, there is great news!"
Nanny Song walked in happily, holding the medicine.
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