Super Seminary: The More You Vomit, the Stronger You Get

Living in modern society, Cangyu knows a lot about things like slacking off.

He couldn't remember which interview report he had read, but according to the interview, the evaluation of girls was:

Anyone who can breathe will shiver.

What's even more outrageous is that they always like to dream.

Dreaming is easy to explain, the main thing is that the object of fear in the dream can be any creature.

This is outrageous.

All the comments following that report were calling him a great guy.

It completely subverts the three views of male compatriots.

There is also a report saying that girls like to keep large dogs.

The purpose is to feel safe?

The male compatriots don’t know whether it is safe for them, but they know that it is not very safe for them.

As for why, everyone knows.

[He Xi is a normal goddess, with a healthy body, a good appetite, and lives in the city of Melo where there is no opposite sex.]

[Ahem, sometimes in the dead of night, there are some strange behaviors, which is normal. ]

【I understand.】

You don't understand shit.

He Xi's chest was shaking with anger. He almost fell down as he put on his clothes and walked to Kesha.

Kaisha looked at Hexi with interest and said:

"No wonder someone often does strange things. That's why."

"You have enough, I don't have it."

After living for so many years, I have long lost interest in that kind of thing, so how could I have such an idea?

"Is there any, does anyone know..."

[I guess Keisha has done this too.]

Keisha:? ? ?

"Pfft, cough cough cough..."

He Xi didn't even swallow a mouthful of tea and spat it out.

His eyes kept scanning Kesha. Come on, let's hurt each other.

[It is said that after becoming an angel, one must learn to abstain from sex, but Kesha also came from a young age. ]

[Living in that era, she must have lost interest in male angels and hated them to the core, so how could she allow male angels to invest? ]

[After that, there were all kinds of battles. After the battles, I looked back and saw that all the male angels were gone.]

[In the known universe, how many people are worthy of Kesha? ]

[So, she must have solved her needs by herself.]

crunch~

"Calm down, I know, you definitely didn't, right?"

"Nonsense, how is that possible?"

"Oh, so how did you solve it?"

"I am all like this, can't I just hold it in?"

"Ah, yes, yes, Queen, whatever you say is what it is."

"Put away that expression."

[There is scientific evidence that as long as a goddess is alive and breathing, she will shiver. ]

Keisha: Is there any scientific basis for this?

He Xi: Is this true?

Two snow-white hands picked up the teacups at the same time and drank some water to calm their nerves.

Although female angels can suppress their desires and not go out and mess around.

But who among them doesn't want to have a male god?

So, this basis does seem to be true.

"What kind of existence would he be?"

He Xi was looking for trouble and absolutely could not let the atmosphere here become awkward.

Kesha was also very cooperative. Her 30,000 years of temperament were not cultivated in vain.

"He's a man, probably not very old, a chatterbox, a lecher..."

Keisha said a lot of things, all without mentioning the word "sex".

He Xi also nodded frequently, thinking that what Kesha said was correct.

[Alas, the island at night is so cold. I don’t know whether this quilt belongs to Kesha or Hexi. It smells so good.]

[No matter who they belong to, it would be wonderful if they could appear in my arms right now.]

"Hey, a man who can't even control the most elementary desires directly reveals his age."

"Well, that's not right. Those disgusting scumbags have been around for tens of thousands of years, but they're still the same."

"The scumbags are cruel and ruthless, and they do whatever they want. They won't YY you like this."

"What the hell, why are you YYing me? Aren't you included? You know, the blanket I'm covering myself with is yours."

"..."

It seems that this is really the case.

Damn, for no reason, Kesha felt a little angry again.

It would be fine if the other party was just simply fantasizing about it, but at this moment, the other party was covering her with a quilt.

I’m afraid there’s still her scent in the bedding, and I’m fantasizing about it.

No matter how I think about it, I feel uncomfortable all over.

[If I become a super soldier, I must find a way to get a goddess back to live with me. ]

[I don't know if Kaisha and Hexi have sacred bodies. If they do, it's probably impossible to sleep with them, no, to conquer them.]

[Damn, it's really cold on the island at night, sniff, luckily there's a blanket.]

Keisha and Hexi were silent.

This passage reveals a lot of information.

"He's still an ordinary person? Not a super soldier?"

"Well, how do ordinary people do this?"

"The devil knows."

"The point is, he still wants to sleep with you."

"Old goblin, I'll give you a chance to reorganize your language."

"Well, the point is, he still wants to conquer you."

"..."

Conquering an angel king, how dare you dream of that.

If an ordinary person were to sleep with Kesha at this time, he would probably die tomorrow.

The radiation from the sacred body is so terrifying that it is no joke.

"Let Ah Zhui focus on checking out the islands on Earth."

"The data sent back by Ah Zhui shows the number of islands on Earth. That's terrifying. Who knows where he is hiding?"

"That's better than just waiting."

"If not, let Yan bring a few more little angels over to take a look."

"Punishable"

[No, no, before I become a super soldier, even if He Xi and Kai Sha are lying next to me, I have to run away.]

[The body of a super soldier is not something you can just buy casually. It will kill you if you want to buy it.]

[By the way, don’t angels all have a special energy and come down to earth? ]

[Speaking of descending to the mortal world, I think of the angel Qing Qing. Such a good angel lady was actually deceived by a cold weapon native. ]

[Not only did she give birth to a child for someone else, but she also became a widow. Alas, how pitiful. ]

Keisha:? ? ?

"Angel Qingqing? Isn't that Yan's attendant?"

"Why do you care so much about the choices of the little angels? Besides, what they say may not be the truth."

"Well, verify it?"

Keisha thought about it and dialed Yan's secret number.

"Is Yan here?"

(The Queen of the.)

"I heard that Qing Qing came down to earth and married a mortal and had a child?"

(Uh, who told the Queen that? How come I don’t know?)

"Oh, that's just what He Xi said. If there's no such thing, forget it."

Yan:? ? ?

What the hell is going on? How can King Tianji talk nonsense?

Isn't this ruining other people's reputation?

"Tomboy, don't go too far, when did I say that?"

"Since you asked me to ask, you can't say it was a ghost, right? So this blame is on you."

[Angel Qingqing is so gentle and beautiful, it would be great if she could give me such an opportunity. ]

[Forget it, let's just leave it at that and see what rewards we can get this time. ]

Kaisha and Hexi frowned at the same time and uttered two words in unison:

"Reward?" x2