Super Seminary: The More You Vomit, the Stronger You Get

early morning

Cangyu was in a daze and felt that he was being oppressed and felt a little uncomfortable.

But I don’t know why, but I feel very comfortable.

Is there a big teddy bear in your arms?

It's soft and fragrant, very good.

Morning is the time when young people of his age are most active.

As for what is active, those who understand will understand.

So, Cangyu rubbed the Hug Bear unconsciously.

Ok

Yes, it still has that flavor.

once

one more time

then

"Hmm~"

Ok?

唰

A soft and sticky voice was heard, instantly waking Cangyu up.

His eyes widened instantly, and he looked at the pretty face so close to him with disbelief.

Wha, what's going on?

When did this guy run into his arms?

The worst thing was that Cangyu finally realized that the one he rubbed against those times was not the Teddy Bear.

But, Qilin.

I'm crazy

Just at this moment, Qilin's long eyelashes trembled slightly and slowly opened.

盯

Quiet

Extremely quiet.

Qilin, who was drowsy, opened her eyes and looked at Cangyu, then rested her cheek on Cangyu's chest and kept her eyes closed.

By the way, he rubbed his cheek against Cangyu's chest.

A pair of seemingly boneless little hands were placed on both sides of Cangyu, subconsciously grabbing the corner of Cangyu's clothes.

Maybe it was because my legs were pressed too hard by Cangyu, so I thought about changing my sleeping position.

Never thought

"Hmm, huh?"

Suddenly, Qilin woke up.

She was just about to raise her head, but then she thought about the current situation and felt a little overwhelmed.

Cangyu's hand still had one around Qilin's slender waist and the other on her hips.

However, at this moment, both hands were stiff.

"Huh, relax, relax. Oh, move your hands first, then move your legs..."

"Yes, that's it, and then..."

After feeling Cangyu's movements, Qilin rolled over and got off the sofa.

Standing next to the sofa, a big-nosed man slapped him.

Snapped!

"Shameless~"

"..."

After Qilin gave Cangyu a big slap, she turned around and ran into the bedroom.

He didn't even wear slippers, his legs went weak on the way and he almost fell.

Cangyu was stunned by Qilin's slap.

"What the hell is going on?"

Cangyu also got angry

No matter who it is, early in the morning, a girl runs into his arms.

Before I could even react, the girl gave me a big fight. I was so angry.

Not to mention, this is the living room, isn't the sofa where he sleeps?

So, what about Qilin?

Could it be that she was sleepwalking?

Anyway, Cangyu didn’t think he was sleepwalking.

This is simply impossible.

He was sleepwalking and dreamed of Qilin, so he should have slept in the bedroom, right?

Not only did he not fall asleep, he also carried Qilin out. This is bullshit.

"Shh, that hurts."

He turned over, sat on the sofa, and kept rubbing his face.

Damn, it hurts so much.

The little hands are not big and the person looks weak and fragile.

When he slaps someone, it's so powerful.

In the bedroom

Qilin slammed the door and huddled herself under the quilt.

The two little hands covered their faces, which were red and hot.

"Woo woo woo, I'm too embarrassed to see anyone."

The first time I met Cangyu, we didn't get along at all.

She just lay straight on top of him and slept all night.

He was sleeping so soundly.

To the extent that, I was woken up by others.

"No, it's all his fault. I'm not wrong. He's shameless and he deserves to be beaten."

She's a victim.

She had been chaste for more than 20 years, but she was treated like this by that guy.

It's reasonable to slap him, right?

call

He sat up with a grunt and looked at his clothes. Well, they were fine, neat.

Fortunately, for some reason, she changed her clothes last night.

If it was the usual, cool pajamas, the advantage would probably be taken even more.

more than an hour later

In the living room

Qilin sat on the sofa, dressed neatly with a ponytail, looking at Cangyu without saying a word.

And Cangyu was forced to sit opposite Qiqi.

After an hour, his anger had subsided.

As some people say:

Facts aside, he did get a great deal.

Cang Yu was a generous man and decided not to pursue the matter further...

"Why did you come running to me?"

Not to pursue?

That is impossible.

I'm sorry, although Cangyu has a belly, it's not big.

"you......"

Huhuhu

Qilin's chest heaved violently with anger, and the anger that she had suppressed with great difficulty suddenly rose up again.

But before she could say anything, Cangyu's words came again.

"If I remember correctly, you let me sleep on the couch, right?"

"So, I was sleeping soundly, why did you pounce on me?"

"Be my human blanket?"

The preconceived notions were firmly grasped by Cangyu.

Human bedding?

Qilin was so angry. Who the hell wants to be your human blanket?

It was obviously you who did all those messy things and made her tremble many times.

Suddenly, a feeling of grievance surged into Qilin's heart.

"And..., hey, hey, don't cry? I, I didn't do anything."

Why are you still crying?

Qilin's strings of "pearls" fell down, and Cangyu was immediately at a loss.

When the goddess cries, she is always so beautiful.

I feel so sorry for him that I can't help but want to comfort him.

But the words "I didn't do anything" made Qilin feel even more aggrieved.

Nothing done yet?

If she hadn't been wearing long pants, if she had been wearing her usual pajamas, if...

Ugh?

He seemed to be wearing a pair of her stretch water pants.

It seemed that no matter how she was dressed, it would be impossible for him to invade.

But since I've already cried, I have to perform the whole play.

Otherwise, all the tears would be shed in vain.

Known to be

Qilin lowered her head and cried for a long time, but Cangyu didn't say anything.

I looked up, eh?

Human?

On the chair opposite, Cangyu's figure had long disappeared.

Could it be that he ran away?

Qilin's heart tightened slightly. Just as she was about to get up, she heard a sound coming from the kitchen.

Bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah!

Qilin:? ? ?

I stood up and walked over, stuck my head out and took a look, I was so angry.

At this time, Cangyu was hiding in the kitchen alone, chewing a cucumber and eating it with such relish.

"Eh? Are you done crying?"

"I......"

"Okay, I know you feel bad, and even though you did something wrong, I'm not going to pursue the matter.

Why are you crying? If you feel unhappy, come on, eat a cucumber first."

Qilin:......

Looking at Cangyu, he handed over a washed cucumber very gentlemanly.

Qilin, I am speechless.

What a distinguished foreign guest, and what a straight man he is.

But what he was thinking in his mind was clearly just one thing: you old pervert.

She performed so hard, but he was indifferent.

So abominable.

Living room

Bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah!

"...Can you please stop eating? I have something else to say."

"Well, I'm hungry. My stomach is empty. If I don't eat, I'm going to die."

This scene immediately made the three little angels in the clouds laugh continuously.

This guy is really speechless.