Siheyuan: The birds want to suck blood? Raise your hand and slap

The deaf old lady had such a stomachache that she couldn't sleep at all. It wasn't until the morning that her stomach felt much better. However, at this moment, the deaf old lady felt listless! She was about to collapse!

This night.

The deaf old lady made up her mind.

We must get back the five-guarantee status!

Don't be controlled by others!

Similarly, after taking Li Tian’s bowl of medicine, the deaf old lady’s leprosy has been almost cured!

She couldn't wait any longer.

He secretly ran out of the courtyard and headed towards the street office!

On the way, the deaf old lady also took a broom!

"You bastard! If you don't give me the five-guarantee household, I'll sweep you to death with a broom!"

"If you don't give me the five-guarantee status, I will stay in the street office and won't leave!"

Street Office.

Some things that are unique to this era are being promoted.

fanaticism.

Idealization.

It becomes a struggle of ideas.

In the courtyard, many people were cleaning, trying to look more cheerful.

The deaf old lady came in holding a broom, blending in with the scene.

"Deaf old lady! Wow! You are very conscious and you took the initiative to come to the street office to do sanitation?"

"Do sanitation, bullshit! I want to get back my five-guarantee status! Why don't you give me the five-guarantee status? I'm so old! I have no children! What did I do wrong? Why don't you give me the five-guarantee status!" The deaf old lady was so angry! Do sanitation! Fuck you!

Hear this.

The women's director and others put down the brooms and dustpans in their hands, pinched their waists, glared at the deaf old lady, and cursed, "You old dog!"

"The secretary has made the decision! Cancel your status as a five-guarantee household!"

“Is your family background correct?”

“Are you a family member of a martyr?”

"You are nothing! Your thoughts are not pure! Did you moan again yesterday? You bastard! Your thoughts and morals are corrupt! Don't think we don't know!"

"The crowd is watching you!"

"Bah! If you do this, I will complain to Dr. Li! Let him kick you out of the courtyard!"

hum!

Hear this.

The deaf old lady was absolutely furious!

damn thing!

I am no longer a five-guarantee household!

Now you want to kick me out of the courtyard?

Li Tian, ​​the extinct family! I am not happy living with him! He is just a sickly person! I vomited out all the steamed buns, sweet potatoes, chicken, etc. I ate! It is useless! He just wants to satisfy my craving! I am starving!

"I don't care!"

"Director! I'm old!"

"A dead pig is not afraid of boiling water! You want to cancel my five-guarantee household status, right?"

"I'll just lie down and eat at your house! You guys chase me away! I don't mind getting a coffin, putting it at the door of your house, and lying there!"

The deaf old lady gritted her teeth and spoke.

Decided to throw a tantrum!

If the street office refuses to give her the five-guarantee status.

Refusing to guarantee her basic living!

Then she threatened them! See if they obeyed!

hiss.....

As soon as these words came out.

Everyone in the street office had cold faces, took a deep breath, and started to scold the deaf old lady.

"You old thing! You are so shameless!"

"Aren't you being a scoundrel?"

"I am starving to death! Your subdistrict office doesn't care! I am being forced! Do you want me to file a complaint against your subdistrict office for abusing the elderly?"

The people in the street office are getting angrier!

The deaf old lady is happier!

Hear this.

The director of the women's department was absolutely furious.

but.

The director of women's affairs is the director of women's affairs after all. She has seen a lot of shrews and has rich experience!

The director of women affairs smiled coldly, "Haha! Deaf old lady, since you want to live in your old age, you should be given food, right? Very good. There is a utility room here in the street office! You can live here!"

"Xiao Wang, Xiao Li! Bring the deaf old lady to me!"

"One meal a day, drink porridge and eat sweet potatoes! Give me less food! Just don't starve to death!"

"Morning, noon and night, three ideological struggles! One parade through the streets! I want to show the people on the street what happens to an old man who throws a tantrum like this!"

These words have just been spoken.

The member of the street office who had frowned before, immediately smiled.

"You old bastard! How dare you go to the neighborhood office and make a scene? I'll torture you to death!"

"Catch him!"

"Yes!"

"Why are you arresting me? You can't..."

"We can't arrest you? We're going to arrest you, you old bastard! Just wait for us to show you to the public, bastard!"

hum!

The deaf old lady feels dizzy!

Crying without tears!

Regret it!

The thought of being paraded!

Everyone on the street and everyone in the capital knew about it!

The deaf old lady was extremely upset! If she was paraded through the streets, she would lose all her remaining dignity!

She can't stand it!

Crazy begging for mercy!

However, the subdistrict office has decided to punish the deaf old lady and make an example of her! Otherwise, anyone can go to the subdistrict office and make a scene and threaten the subdistrict office? Is that acceptable?!

..............

Inside the quadrangle.

The deaf old lady made a scene at the street office.

Instead, the news that he was caught by the street office was quickly reported back.

Yu Li and Lou Xiao'e quickly apologized to Li Tian! Because the deaf old lady's leprosy had not yet been completely cured! They were afraid that Li Tian would blame them for not taking good care of the deaf old lady!

"Give the herbs to the people in the street office and ask them to boil water and drink it. After drinking it, you won't get leprosy."

"Since this deaf old lady likes to make trouble, let the street office punish her!"

"Yes!!"

Yu Li and Lou Xiao'e breathed a sigh of relief and quickly followed the instructions.

And what about Li Tian?

It is to look around at the patients and study new drugs!

Treat and prevent diseases!

Let’s talk about Yan Bugui’s place.

The whole family, except Yu Li, was plotting at the dinner table.

Yan Bugui said: "The deaf old lady is now locked up in the street office. She can't get out for three to five days! Now the deaf old lady's position is vacant! Although there is no money, there are white flour buns, sweet potatoes, and even chicken and pork to eat every day! This food is very good!"

Auntie San chimed in, "Yes! We should seize the opportunity! Replace the deaf old lady."

Yan Jiecheng was a little jealous: "Who's going?"

Yan Bugui calculated in his mind and smiled, "Of course you go! You are a man, and Yu Li is a nanny for Li Tian. You can do this to improve your relationship with Li Tian! Then, you can get more good things! If you go, you can not only save one person's food rations. The key is that you are close to Li Tian and are exposed to medicine, so you may learn medical skills! You can take half of the white flour buns and meat dishes back home!"

Yan Jiecheng: “!!!!”.

Yan Jiecheng was very unhappy!

Why should he have to do the hard work?

He saw clearly the deaf old lady's ugly appearance of vomiting, diarrhea, and stinking urine!

"Why don't you go and learn medicine from Li Tian! You're also a teacher! You have a strong learning ability!"

"You bastard! I'm a teacher! I can't afford to lose this position! I told you to learn from Li Tian! It's for your own good! And by the way, keep an eye on Yu Li! Li Tian is a popular guy now, do you want Yu Li to be kidnapped by Li Tian?"

"Haha! Just someone like Yu Li? Would Li Tian like her? There were so many dignitaries and beauties that came that day, but Li Tian didn't like any of them. How could he be interested in Yu Li? Pah!"

"Are you going or not? If not, you will have to eat steamed bread for me tonight!"