I, Sun Shan, and the Imperial Examination

Uncle Sun, Little Fatty, and Little Blackie squatted in the corner, talking badly about Sun Shan.

Of course, it was Uncle Sun who spoke, and Little Fatty and Little Blackie echoed him.

Little Fatty nodded seriously, her eyes wide open, and said with complete agreement, "Third Grandpa, you're right, Xiaoxiao understands you."

Little Black Girl chimed in, "Third Grandpa, you're right, Little Black Girl understands you too."

Whether Little Fatty and Little Blackie truly understood or not, Uncle Sun didn't care at all.

It was rare to have such a good audience, so he became more and more excited as he spoke, and his voice grew louder and louder, as if he wanted to curse Sun Shan from head to toe.

As the sun set, Sun Shan was just getting off work.

As I walked from the front yard to the back yard, I overheard Uncle Sun openly criticizing me.

It's one thing for Uncle Sun to criticize, but what's most unforgivable is that he led Little Fatty and Little Black Girl to criticize him together.

Sun Shan asked coldly, "Third Uncle, who are you talking about? Are you referring to me as your eldest nephew?"

A sudden, eerie sound came from behind. Uncle Sun, who was squatting in the corner, turned around and was met with Sun Shan's cold face.

Especially those high-set, triangular eyes.

"Ah..." Uncle Sun was startled and instinctively took several steps back.

Because he retreated too quickly, his legs slipped, and he fell hard into the vegetable garden, face-first into the mud.

Uncle Sun spat repeatedly, expelling the dirt from his mouth.

The worst part was that the vegetables had just been fertilized with bird droppings by Sun Bomin and Su, and their mouths were full of bird droppings.

Uncle Sun, acting like a villain, shouted, "Shanzi, there's no cure for being frightened. Are you trying to scare your uncle to death by asking Shanzi for help?"

Feeling that the phrase was quite unlucky, he spat out several more times.

He spat out some saliva and then said, "Don't blame me if you're just passing by. What I said earlier doesn't count."

He muttered a few words to himself before finally letting out a sigh of relief.

Little Fatty and Little Blackie were squatting together, listening to their third grandfather's complaints. Suddenly, their third grandfather sprang up and then collapsed.

The two little girls stared wide-eyed, completely unaware of what was happening.

When she saw Sun Shan, Little Fatty didn't think there was anything wrong with speaking ill of her father.

Because that wasn't what she said; it was what her third grandfather said.

The chubby little girl ran eagerly to Sun Shan, threw herself onto his lap, tilted her chubby head high, and asked sweetly, "Daddy, are you done with your shift?"

Looking at the innocent and adorable little girl, Sun Shan became even more convinced that all the trouble was caused by his third uncle.

The chubby girl and the dark-skinned girl are so young, what could they possibly understand?

Her earlier agreement was just imitation; Little Fatty is always very good at copying.

Sun Shan bent down and picked up the little chubby girl.

Oh dear, the little girl seems to have gained weight again. I don't know how Sister Yun lost weight; she just keeps getting heavier.

Sun Shan kissed the chubby little girl and asked gently, "Xiaoxiao, don't learn from your third grandfather, okay? Third grandfather isn't a good person, let's not play with him, okay?"

The chubby girl nodded seriously and gave Sun Shan a kiss.

She said sweetly, "Dad, Xiaoxiao understands. Xiaoxiao won't follow Third Grandpa's example. Xiaoxiao is too busy every day to play with Third Grandpa."

Uncle Sun, still face down in the mud: .....

You fat girl, you betrayed me to my face!

Can't you at least show some respect for the person involved?

Sun Shan smiled contentedly and said, "She's truly my father's good daughter."

The chubby girl hugged Sun Shan's neck and said happily, "Father, Xiaoxiao is a good girl."

Then she made a landing motion: "Father, Xiaoxiao is about to land, quickly put Xiaoxiao down."

One second she was letting Sun Shan carry her, the next she was about to be put down. I wanted to give her a little treat, but my daughter just wouldn't cooperate.

Sun Shan had no choice but to put the chubby girl down.

As soon as the chubby girl landed, she immediately pulled the dark-skinned girl up.

He shouted loudly, "Father, Xiaoxiao has already gone to the dining room."

After saying that, he grabbed the little black girl without looking back and ran while shouting, "Grandpa, Grandma, Mom, Dad's off duty, it's time to eat."

The voice continued, fading into the distance: "Grandpa, Grandma, Mom, Xiaoxiao is hungry, Xiaoxiao's stomach is growling, Xiaoxiao wants to eat."

Poor little Xiaoxiao, ever since she was to become a lady of a respectable family, she has strictly followed the rules of eating three meals a day and has no extra snacks at all.

In the past, we could enjoy afternoon tea and sweets and cookies. Now, all of that is just a distant memory.

The chubby girl patted her round belly, waiting for her father to finish his shift.

After waiting and waiting, it finally arrived, and I naturally rushed to the dining room to wait for the meal to be served.

As for her father, he's not important at all. If it weren't for her father coming back so they could eat, Little Fatty wouldn't have been so enthusiastic.

The chubby girl grabbed the dark-skinned girl's hand and ran off, muttering loudly, "Xiaoxiao wants to eat, Xiaoxiao's tummy is growling..."

Little Black Girl chimed in, "Xiaoxiao's hungry, Little Black Girl's hungry too! Uncle Shan's off duty, time to eat..."

Sun Shan: ...

No wonder the chubby girl rushed over and gave me a kiss earlier; it turns out she got to eat!

Uncle Sun laughed so hard he was doubled over, and even falling to the ground didn't hurt so much anymore.

He clutched his stomach and laughed heartily: "Shanzi, your good girl, haha, even your father can't compare to the food, haha..."

Sun Shan glared at him fiercely.

Uncle Sun immediately stopped laughing.

Sun Shan said sternly, "Hmph, Third Uncle, I heard everything you said about me. From today onwards, don't go near Xiaoxiao and Xiaoheimei, lest you lead the two girls astray."

Uncle Sun knew he was in the wrong, but he still struggled to argue: "Shanzi, I was just joking, how could you take it seriously? Hey, Shanzi, this won't do. Staying in the yamen all day, you'll get moldy. Shanzi, either you help me find something to do, or you can have someone accompany me out."

Sun Shan's eyes darted around, and he suggested, "How about we send you to the bird guano fertilizer workshop too, to work with Brother De?"

How about it? Definitely not!

Uncle Sun had already found out from Sun Bomin that the bird droppings fertilizer workshop was just a place where only birds pooped.

The area is surrounded by towering mountains and remote, impoverished villages, and it takes another 15 minutes to walk to the nearest village, Da Niao Village.

Although Uncle Sun was curious about bird droppings, he absolutely could not live there.

Without even thinking, she refused: "No, I'm not going."

Sun Shan spread his hands and said directly, "Then you'll grow vegetables with my dad."

Uncle Sun was even more displeased and said, "Shanzi, Uncle Shan has farmed for most of his life, and you want me to grow vegetables? Absolutely not!"

Sun Shan said speechlessly, "Third Uncle, what do you want to do?"

Without a second thought, Uncle Sun said, "Of course I want to do business. Hey, Shanzi, quickly find some business for your uncle."

He paused, then added, "The kind that makes a fortune, but not the kind that makes a small fortune."

Sun Shan refused, saying, "Shanzi, you can't speak properly or write well, how can I arrange things for you?"

So he gave the order: "If Uncle Chen comes to Chenzhou Prefecture, I will have him take you back."

Uncle Sun: A bolt from the blue!