Transmigrated into the daughter of the prime minister, and thrived in space

"Asshole, the dead are the most important! My father is about to be buried, the time has been calculated, the route has been decided long ago, how can you change it just like that!" The man carrying the flag stomped on the flagpole.

After saying this, he continued to cry and walk forward.

Si Wenming glanced at him, and the old butler rushed over from the crowd, bowed and stopped him, "Brother, may I ask your name?"

The man carrying the banner softened his attitude a little when he saw the visitor's extraordinary demeanor. He said helplessly, "My last name is Han, Han Xiaoxiao. Sir, I'm really sorry, but I can't do anything about it. We made the decision the day before yesterday and it can't be changed."

The old housekeeper lowered his posture and said, "Mr. Han, I'm sorry. The opening of the business ahead, white and red conflict with each other, which is not good for your father either."

As he said this, he stuffed a gold ingot into the other person's hand.

When Han Xiaoxiao saw that it was a gold ingot, his eyes narrowed into a dot and he said, "Sure! Sure!"

But he looked up and saw Xiao Zhang and Zhen Dafu in the crowd. He immediately returned the gold ingots and shook his head fiercely, saying, "The dead are the greatest, the dead are the greatest. I'm sorry!"

Han Xiaoxiao's expression changed instantly and he continued to cry and walk forward.

Yu Xiaoqiao glared at Si Wenming and chased after the funeral procession.

Unexpectedly, when they reached the entrance of Zirong Hall, the rope that tied the coffin "suddenly" broke.

"boom!"

The coffin fell to the ground, raising a cloud of dust.

The sound of suona at the funeral drowned out the gongs and drums at the opening ceremony, and was followed by deafening cries of mourning.

The wailing sounds were rhythmic and long, as if they had been trained.

Everyone was watching the fun and talking about it.

Yu Xiaoqiao's eyes suddenly swept over Xiao Zhang and Zhen Dafu, who looked very proud.

She understood immediately, walked to the coffin, and said loudly: "The old man's last journey, the rope broke in front of the store, it was fate. These silver coins are to comfort you for your hard work along the way!"

"This boss must be so scared that he's still talking about fate with funerals!"

"What bad luck! It's a grand opening!"

Yu Xiaoqiao held a bag of silver in his left hand and a handful of coins in his right hand, and shouted, "Thank you all for your hard work, brothers. Zirong Hall will reward you all!"

After he finished speaking, he threw several handfuls of coins into the sky, which then fell to the ground with a clatter.

Suddenly, those who were mourning and those who were watching the fun all lay on the ground picking up money.

Yu Xiaoqiao exerted force on her arms and opened the coffin.

Upon seeing this, Si Wenming hurried forward, spread some white cloth on the coffin, and picked it out.

Yu Xiaoqiao was shocked and said: Oh my God! There really is an old man lying there!

Yu Xiaoqiao didn't dare to look anymore.

Seeing this, Han Xiaoxiao stuffed the coins she picked up into her pocket while crying and shouting.

"You've gone too far! The dead are the greatest, do you know that? If you disturb the peace of the dead, you will be punished. Your Zirong Hall will not be well!"

Xiao Zhang and Zhen Dafu in the crowd were laughing so hard that they could hardly breathe, and they shouted, "What a joy! What a pleasure!"

Si Wenming walked to the front of the coffin, glanced down, raised the corners of his lips, then he used his strength to lightly press a few acupoints of the person in the coffin and slapped the person out with his palm.

Everyone was stunned.

The "corpse" actually came back to life, opened its eyes, performed lightness skills, and flew away.

Everyone was dumbfounded, the mourning team was even more dumbfounded, and Han Xiaoxiao was even more dumbfounded.

Si Wenming said: "As you can see, there is no dead person in the coffin. He is really looking for death, and he doesn't choose the place."

After he finished speaking, he beat Han Xiaoxiao until his mouth was full of blood. He curled up on the ground, looking for his teeth. Begging for mercy.

The man in mourning ran away.

Yu Xiaoqiao shouted, "Take the coffin away, or take them all to the officials!"

Several people hurriedly tied the ropes, lifted the coffin, and staggered around.

Si Wenming kicked Han Xiaoxiao hard in the face and said harshly.

"Give me the person behind this and I'll spare your life, otherwise..."

After he finished speaking, he pressed harder with his feet, nearly crushing Han Xiaoxiao's face into a meat patty, leaving no trace of her bean-sized eyes.

"Mr. Xiao, Mr. Zhen, save me!" Han Xiaoxiao screamed for help.

Si Wenming loosened his feet.

Han Xiaoxiao knelt and crawled to Xiao Zhang and Zhen Dafu, pulled their clothes and kowtowed to them.

Xiao Zhang and Zhen Dafu were embarrassed. They grabbed the corners of their clothes, kicked Han Xiaoxiao and shouted, "We don't know you, don't make random accusations!"

Yu Xiaoqiao and Si Wenming walked up to the two of them.

Yu Xiaoqiao snorted coldly, "It's a big gift for the opening of our small shop!"

The two of them laughed awkwardly and denied it.

Si Wenming's eyes were like knives as he looked at Xiao Zhang and Zhen Dafu. He kicked them twice and said sternly, "If you do it again, I will not show any mercy!"

The two were kicked several feet away, their faces turned pale, their bodies trembled, and they ran away in panic.

Yu Xiaoqiao said loudly: "Today is the opening day, let's let everyone see a good show, just to add to the fun of the opening. Today, all products are half price!"

"Thank you for today!" Yu Xiaoqiao looked at Si Wenming with a much softer look in her eyes.

"How about a meal?" Si Wenming patted his robe and said calmly.

"I can't afford anything like fried elm seeds or steamed carp skin!" Yu Xiaoqiao said reluctantly.

"It's my treat!" Si Wenming said.

Yu Xiaoqiao looked at Si Wenming and nodded in agreement.

Xiao Zhang and Zhen Dafu, who had walked a long way away, accused and complained about each other.

Xiao Zhang thought that the person Zhen Dafu found was unreliable, and said that he had some breath-holding technique that no one could see and was absolutely foolproof.

Zhen Dafu blamed Xiao Zhang for not telling him that Master Yu was actually on good terms with Si Wenming.

It turned out that the two of them had been drinking wine together a few days ago.

Zhen Dafu felt very depressed when talking about gambling on stones.

Afterwards, Xiao Zhang inquired and found out that the person who gambled on the stone was actually Yu Xiaoqiao, a woman dressed as a man.

They hit it off immediately and worked together to plan this farce.

……

"See Nanshan"

It was an extremely quiet courtyard with no sign outside and only a large plaque with four characters on it.

Write a poem on the screen wall before entering the courtyard.

A boat with a spring breeze, a line of silk and a light hook. Flowers fill the bank, wine fills the cup, and freedom is found in the vast waves.

Yu Xiaoqiao chanted it softly and sighed, "What a sight to see Nanshan!"

"Master, this way!"

The woman who called out to the two men from afar was wearing a light green dress and had a quiet temperament. She kept secretly glancing at Yu Xiaoqiao along the way.

The outer courtyard is ordinary, but the inner courtyard is a different world. Pavilions, terraces, and dark stone steps, with a different scene at every step.

The woman led the two men onto the boat and sat them down at an antique sandalwood table.

The boat slowly left the shore.

The leading woman Jingye and another elegant woman in a light blue dress, Lanxiang, placed the exquisite dishes on the table.

Yu Xiaoqiao glanced at Si Wenming and sighed, "The quiet night is filled with the fragrance of orchids!"

The ethereal, clear, and elegant sound of the zither echoes in my ears.

The joy in my heart spreads across my face along with the sound of the zither.

Yu Xiaoqiao looked from afar and saw an old man in a white robe, with white hair and a youthful face, and a vigorous spirit. He looked like an immortal, with the sound of flowing water in the mountains and the sound of the heavenly music.

Yu Xiaoqiao couldn't help but be lost in thought, and intuitively felt free in the vast waves.

The clear, graceful, lingering and melodious sound of the flute gradually rings in my ears.

Like the thin smoke curling up from an incense burner.

The person in front of me has his cheek slightly tilted, his eyes slightly drooped, and his long fingers holding the flute.

The clouds are deep and the water is calm; the breeze blows the orchid snow.

Yu Xiaoqiao is immersed in the zither and flute...

"Do you like it?" Yu Xiaoqiao was still fascinated until Si Wenming asked her.

Yu Xiaoqiao exclaimed, "Ah!" and asked, "What?"

"This is for you, as an apology." Si Wenming pursed his lips and said softly.

Yu Xiaoqiao smiled awkwardly and said, "Since you are thoughtful, I will accept it for now."

Yu Xiaoqiao was eating seriously. The sound of a zither could be heard from the distance. She felt a real sense of bliss as if she were in heaven.

After a while, Si Wenming asked quietly, "What is the invisibility cloak?"

Yu Xiaoqiao raised her eyebrows and smiled, saying, "He has sinister intentions."

Si Wenming was embarrassed and said, "It's my fault, could you please forgive my mistakes?"

Yu Xiaoqiao said seriously: "No, I am a villain and I hate evil..." Seeing the other party's gloomy face, he smiled.

"Just kidding! An invisibility cloak is a piece of clothing that makes others invisible when you put it on."

Si Wenming was surprised and asked, "Isn't it a divine object?"