Time travel is risky, and love requires caution
Chapter 152 Who are you calling a mistress? ! Who are you insulting?
At the state banquet, Ling Qiqi continued to whisper to Lu Cheng who was holding the word "no". The scene was not only harmonious, but also exuded a sense of warmth.
Although Ling Qiqi was unable to refute Lu Cheng's comments, she was still unwilling to admit it and said evasively:
"It's just a nickname. Does it require literary literacy? Who did those people named Gousheng'er and Tiedan'er quarrel with? If you want to have a rich vocabulary, you can give it a new one. Anyway, I can't think of a better one."
"I'm not his father."
"Okay, then I'll let Pei Chufeng give him the name."
"Pei Chufeng is his father?"
"It's his uncle. No, I asked you to name it, not to check the household registration. If you don't want to name it, please don't be so critical, okay?"
"Okay, let's get up."
Lu Cheng thought, it would be a good idea to not get up, it would be a good opportunity to annoy Pei Chufeng. So without thinking too much, he said:
"Pei Sen, how is it?"
"Python? And Java." Ling Qiqi looked disgusted.
"That's Pei Xun?"
"Performance? Just hearing these two words makes my old occupational illness come back."
"Penahai? Isn't that generous?"
"Why not call Baida Peili?"
"It's better than your inability to compensate or not compensating."
"I think our vocabularies are about the same, so let's not criticize each other."
Lu Cheng was holding "Bu Le" and talking to Ling Qiqi about giving names to other people's children. "Bu Le" probably found the smell of Lu Cheng too unfamiliar, so he woke up, opened his eyes and saw that he had never seen him before, and was stunned for a moment.
Lu Cheng found that the "Bu Le" in his arms had woken up. He was inexperienced and was stunned for a moment.
The two, one big and one small, stared at each other for a few seconds, and finally said "no" and couldn't hold back their anger, grinning and about to cry.
Ling Qiqi noticed that something was wrong with Lu Cheng, so she leaned over to look at Bu Le in his arms. Seeing that Bu Le was about to cry, she quickly coaxed him:
"I'm here, I'm here, don't cry."
"No." Hearing Ling Qiqi's voice, he retracted his grinning mouth and uttered two symbolic grunts. Then he suddenly stood still with blurred eyes.
"It's broken!" Ling Qiqi said.
"What's wrong?" Lu Cheng was confused.
"Is it warm?"
"What's so hot... Damn it!" Lu Cheng stood up suddenly. Fortunately, Ling Qiqi reacted quickly and took "Bu Lu" in time. If it was a step later, Lu Cheng would have thrown "Bu Lu" out.
A large pee was purged, and not a single drop of urine was wasted; it all leaked onto Lu Cheng.
Lu Cheng wanted to get angry, but he felt it was beneath his dignity to do so in public, so he had to hold it in.
Ling Qiqi quickly comforted:
"It's okay, it's okay. Boy's urine can reduce internal heat and drive away evil spirits. You just need to get used to it."
"I can't get used to it."
"Children eat, drink, defecate, urinate and sleep. These are normal physiological needs. Don't treat a naked child like that."
Lu Cheng was speechless, Ling Qiqi quickly coaxed him:
"Come on, let's change your clothes."
After saying that, he held the slutty "Buguo" in one hand, and pulled the slutty and wet Lu Cheng with the other hand, and walked out of the hall.
Ling Qiqi took Lu Cheng directly back to the courtyard where she and her aunt lived in the palace.
Although this courtyard is a bit far from the main hall, the scenery is very beautiful. You can see the green cypresses in the mountains in the distance and the sound of winding water nearby. Ling Qiqi likes it very much.
The aunt had not returned, and no one knew where she had gone. After Ling Qiqi handed Bu Le to the wet nurse to change and wash, she ordered someone to prepare bath water for Lu Cheng, and also asked someone to find some temporary clothes for Lu Cheng.
Lu Cheng really couldn't bear the double blow of having urine on his body, both physically and psychologically, so he went straight to the side room without hesitation, took off his smelly clothes, and after the water was ready, he took a thorough bath.
When he finally finished washing and changed into the clothes Ling Qiqi had someone bring him, he left the room and saw Ling Qiqi eating crabs in the yard. Judging from the tragic state of the crab carcasses scattered all over the table, it seemed that she had eaten a lot.
"Why do you take so long to wash? You'll rub your skin off if you rub it again." Ling Qiqi said sarcastically.
"I always feel like I smell something."
"It's your psychology."
"Why did you eat it again?"
"At a state banquet, it's too long to be formal, and you won't be full. Besides, crabs are best eaten when there's no one around, so you can eat them slowly without worrying about your image."
"You look so relaxed right now, it doesn't look like you're planning to leave tomorrow."
Ling Qiqi was busy chewing crabs and pretending not to hear.
"The crab blocked your ears, didn't it? Stop pretending to be stupid. Your acting skills are so poor."
Ling Qiqi ate the crab even more vigorously and continued to pretend not to hear.
"Why, you can't bear to part with Pei Chufeng, this mistress?"
"Who are you calling a mistress?! Who are you insulting?"
"Isn't he the third child?" Lu Cheng argued.
"Humph, you are quite good at making up stories. I admire you, old man."
Lu Cheng was in the wrong and dared not deny it.
Ling Qiqi let go of the crabs she hadn't finished eating, wiped her hands casually, and said slowly:
"Sixth Prince, you have become the crown prince, right? You have established a firm foothold in Ximo, right? So, can we cancel the engagement?"
Lu Cheng was stunned and asked angrily:
"Are you so unwilling to marry me?"
"Is this something I am willing to do or not? Isn't this something we agreed on in the beginning?"
"We originally agreed on three years, and it hasn't been up yet."
"There's only half a year left."
"It's only a month or a day away, and I haven't established myself in Ximo yet."
"You're already the crown prince, but you're still unstable?"
"Don't forget how Nan Shen Crown Prince Pei Chuqing died before."
"Oh, that's right. Fine then. I'll endure it for another half a year."
"What do you mean by 'endure' for half a year?"
"Persist. Persist for half a year, okay?"
"That's not the same thing."
"It's the same idea, but you're the one who's nitpicking."
Lu Cheng was speechless. After a while, he suddenly softened his attitude and said:
"I came to Nan Shen this time mainly to pick you up and take me back to Xi Mo."
"Why did you pick me up to go to Ximo? We haven't gotten married yet, so it's best to keep some distance before marriage."
"Humph, you talk as if you really plan to marry me."
"Tell me, why did you ask me to go to Ximo with you? What kind of difficulties did you encounter? Do you have to rely on me, your in-law, to help you solve them?"
"Humph, you built more than half of this ridge, so you have to be responsible for clearing it as well."
"How can I be so capable?"
"The gossip about you and Pei Chufeng has spread to Ximo. I am almost becoming the laughing stock of the whole Ximo. The Second Prince made a big fuss about this matter, saying that you are not a faithful wife and are not worthy of being the future queen mother of my Ximo country."
"You turned against him!"
As soon as Ling Qiqi finished speaking, she saw Pei Chufeng, the person involved in the gossip, hurried into the yard.
"Why are you here? The state banquet is over?"
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