Genshin Impact: Forced to Become a Follower of the Seven Gods

As night fell, the bustle of the Golden Apple Islands continued.

People gather in groups of two or three, playing cards, drinking, or making plans to go diving in the sea together.

The firewood was thrown into the campfire with a crackling sound. Zhongli supported his chin and watched his apprentice sitting beside him with legs crossed, stuffing a fake Eye of God into the shell.

After a long time, Zhongli finally couldn't help but reach out and knock on Su Ming's head, "Now you not only fake the Heart of God, but also learn to fake the Eye of God?"

Fortunately, this kid died early in his previous life, otherwise if he had lived two more years and met Ningguang, the entire Teyvat would have been a fake sold by these two people.

As expected, there are too many ashes, and one can even play with the Heart of God himself.

"I want to go to the police station. I'm not used to it without the Eye of God." Su Ming said in a low voice, and put the Eye of God into the shell. After thinking for a while, he decided to put it away and put on the vest. "If the Liyue shell is put on the Eye of God, people will always notice the connection."

Zhongli:……

Zhongli glanced at the fake God's Eye in Su Ming's hand, "Are you planning to use the ice elemental God's Eye to sneak in this time? How are you planning to get in?"

Didn’t they say that there’s no one in the prison?

“Yeah.” Su Ming nodded, stuffed the Eye of God into his pocket, propped up his chin and looked at Zhongli, “I will carry a lot of evil eyes on my body, but the one exposed outside… I feel that the power of ice element is more useful, just in case someone wants to drown me…”

Zhongli's eyes flashed with a trace of speechlessness, "Do you still think you will die now?"

Don't use elemental power. You won't die even if you just sit there waiting to be beaten!

"Get ready. At least if you have the Eye of God, you will be treated better in prison, right?" Su Ming said, moving closer to Zhongli. "Sir, do you want to play with me? I don't plan to disguise myself this time. I just want to adjust my age down a few years. You will play the role of a blind fortune teller, and I will play the role of a small liar who goes along with the evil. Together, we will conquer Mello Petersburg!"

Zhongli looked at Su Ming calmly, and finally spoke after a long while, "What do you think of the saying that the surname Fontaine can be used for fortune-telling?"

"It's okay if you don't believe me. You can pretend to be disabled and I'll cheat you out of money, but you'll still be in jail." Su Ming refused to give up and said seriously, "Trust me, it's super fun in the jail."

Go to jail!

I can’t go to jail myself, but with the Emperor, I can.

Zhongli propped up his chin and looked at Su Ming, his tone ambiguous, "I heard that Melo Petersburg also needs a job."

"I know. With the special voucher, I can fake it when the time comes." Su Ming muttered, and explained his plan in detail, "It doesn't matter if I can't fake it. I can get a lot of clones to work in the police station and provide for me, or... recruit some younger brothers."

Zhongli:……

"Aren't you satisfied with your work life at the Northland Bank?" Zhongli couldn't help but reach out and knock on Su Ming's head again. "Now you not only want to work on your own, but you also want to bring your teacher to work in prison?!"

Treason!

Su Ming slumped his shoulders in disappointment, propped up his chin and looked at Zhongli, "Who should I take with me? I don't want to go to the police station alone."

It would be possible for one person to do it, but he was afraid that Leosley would completely retire. After all, he had been working in the black-hearted place of Northland Bank for many years. Going to Mello Petersburg…

Well, when he left, he gave a sack to Leosli, and also took the head nurse and the Water Dragon King with him!

Zhongli thought about it quickly and looked at the young man who was grilling fish by the fire, carefully picking out the fish bones and feeding the whole fish meat into Tok's mouth. "This?"

These two people are in cahoots with each other.

Su Ming spread his hands, "I dare not. If he enters Melo Petersburg, he will be caught in a trap. I cannot let him take risks before I figure out the secrets of Melo Petersburg."

The young master can travel in Zhidong, in Mondstadt, Liyue, Inazuma, and Xumi, because he knows something. As for Fontainebleau...

There was a lot of intelligence, but he didn't know the real plot, so he still had to be on guard.

Zhongli nodded thoughtfully, his eyes sweeping over the people around him one by one. After thinking for a long time, he looked at Su Ming and said, "Take Xiao with you."

Su Ming: ???

"Ah?" Su Ming looked up in disbelief, unsure, "Xiao? Doesn't he need to guard Guiliyuan?"

Is Xiao someone who can run around?

Zhongli shook his head slightly, tapping his knees with his fingertips. "Since we found Fushe's remnant under the abyss, he seems to have become more lively. You can take him out to play. As for Guiliyuan..."

Zhongli thought for a moment and finally said, "Maybe I can go to Jueyunjian and find an old friend to watch over it for a while."

We are all immortals, right?

The younger Su Ming is going to go out to play with Xiao, who looks like a younger person. So it shouldn’t be a big deal for those old friends to help cover for him.

Eat Su Ming's food and drink Su Ming's food, and beat Su Ming up when you have nothing to do to relax. Taking over the shift is really not a big deal.

Su Ming met Zhongli's gaze and said sincerely, "I don't mind, but do you think Xiao is the type of person who would be arrested for lying?"