Genshin Impact: Forced to Become a Follower of the Seven Gods

After taking another dose of 'poison', Zhiyi got off the boat in a daze and prepared the fish soup for the next day with heavy doubts.

Su Ming put away the low table in the cabin, leaned against the cabin with his arms as his head rested, and squinted his eyes at the Qun Yu Pavilion floating in the sky of Liyue Harbor.

Will Ningguang cry if I destroy her again?

If you cry...

"What are you thinking?"

A sinister and irritable voice came from the side. Su Ming was slightly startled and raised his head to face an old face.

"ghost--"

Su Ming's eyes widened, and the exclamation that was about to come out was interrupted by a slap.

The old man jumped out of the cabin and sat next to Su Ming with a staggering step.

Su Ming: ...

"Grandma, how did your vigorous steps naturally switch to the appearance of an old person..." Su Ming sighed helplessly, trying to pull himself up from his lying state, sitting cross-legged on the bow and looking at the old man who appeared in front of him, "Do you know how scary it is to see an old man's face appear on the top of the boat in the middle of the night?"

Hearing this, Grandma Ping rolled her eyes and said, "If I don't come out, you're going to let the Qun Yu Pavilion smash me in the face."

Su Ming: ...

Su Ming was silent for a moment, then said frankly: "Then your guess is quite accurate."

For a moment, he really wanted the Qun Yu Pavilion to fall down again.

But...

Zhongli will go back to Wangsheng Hall to work overtime tonight. If the Qun Yu Pavilion falls down, a star will hit him on the head the next.

"Heh, those people in Jueyunjian may not understand you, but I..." Grandma Ping glared at Su Ming and raised the feather duster that appeared in her hand. "I watched you grow up, so I always understand you."

Su Ming blinked and asked sincerely, "So is this feather duster considered a divine weapon now?"

Five-star limited weapon?

It is a collection of many fairy feathers, the main trunk of which is a branch that Ruo Tuo pulled from his own tail. It was refined by Grandma Ping herself, and she even plucked a handful of feathers from the emperor's pet that he had been walking around for half a month.

Hearing this, Grandma Ping was slightly startled.

She glanced at the feather duster in her hand, hesitated for a long time before speaking, "It probably doesn't count. This thing is only used to hit you now."

Su Ming was silent for a moment, then nodded, "That's fine..."

It is put in the game just for drawing weapons when fighting bosses, and it is really impressive.

"What are you doing here alone?" Grandma Ping glanced at Su Ming, turned around, took out a low table from the cabin, and slowly began to make tea, "I just happened to have some tea leaves stored, I'll share a cup with you, the unfortunate little wretch..."

"I've lived for so many years and I'm still young..." Su Ming's eyes flashed with helplessness. He supported his chin with both hands and watched Grandma Ping's smooth movements, "I just suddenly remembered something that made me unhappy..."

Hearing this, Grandma Ping snorted.

She washed and brewed the tea skillfully, and finally poured the light golden tea into the white porcelain cup. She held the cup and pressed it into Su Ming's hand, "You are not even a fraction of my age."

Who are you pretending to be mature with?

The combined ages of these kids are not even a fraction of her age, City Master Ge Chenlang.

"I just feel like this direction is not right." Su Ming supported his chin with one hand and held the teacup with the other hand. His eyes were sincere and he seemed really confused. "I originally thought I came to Teyvat to indulge in lust, but I didn't expect that I would end up killing people now."

It’s tragic just thinking about it.

“Heh.” Grandma Ping sneered suddenly and hit Su Ming on the head with a feather duster. “What else do you want to do? Take over the throne of the Emperor and expand the harem?! The Emperor has been single for many years and has been working hard for Liyue. Why don’t you learn from him?!”

Don’t learn well!

You've been beaten so many times but you still don't learn your lesson!

"Stop hitting me..." Su Ming dodged the feather duster and sighed, "To be honest, I used to beat people up before I came to Tiwatt, but now I've fallen to this point."

"Those kids in Liyue Harbor were beaten up by you a lot." Grandma Ping glanced at Su Ming, holding her teacup and looking at the deep sea. "The child you just met seems to be from Qixing's side?"

"Yeah." Su Ming nodded, leaning his head back against the cabin, "I don't know what they are thinking. They force me to work part-time and overtime every day. I have to think of a way out..."

As for Pantalone's arrangements...

Forget it, it's the same with or without him. It's unrealistic to place one of our own among the Seven Stars, and the replacement of the Seven Stars cannot be accomplished by a simple election.

"Your way out is to find ways to send medicinal herbs to Tianshu Star to treat his old illnesses, so that he can continue to stay in Tianshu Star and make contributions?" Grandma Ping rolled her eyes, not looking like an old woman. "Fortunately, you died early in your previous life. I was afraid that you would give medicine to the Emperor to nourish your body in order not to take over the position of God..."

"Not really. Even if I take his position, I'll be a mascot. Ningguang can't stand watching a god abdicate and a new god take power." Su Ming finished the tea in the cup and placed it in front of Grandma Ping. "But Grandma, can't you just be yourself and chat with me?"

Beautiful scenery and night cruise.

Why do you have to become an old man like this to chat and talk?

"Why should I fulfill your wish?" Granny Ping glanced at Su Ming with disdain, her voice full of danger, "Do you still want to be stripped naked and hung on Yujingtai and beaten?"

Su Ming: ...

Su Ming poured tea silently, and said sincerely, "Although I have no face, I am not so shameless..."