Genshin Impact: Forced to Become a Follower of the Seven Gods

The orange-haired young man quietly opened the door and stuck his head out to look inside the room.

Precious spices from Liyue were burning in the room, and the aroma was faint. Behind a large desk, a man stared at the account book in front of him with his head down, rubbing his head from time to time, and picked up his mobile phone to curse the finance department of Northland Bank.

Tartaglia blinked and said hesitantly, "Um... how about taking a break?"

"Hmm?" Su Ming raised his eyes, glanced at Tartaglia and sighed heavily.

He slumped in the chair, staring at the ceiling for a long while before speaking, "Go to the Northland Bank to steal money at night."

Dadalia:? ? ?

There was a hint of deep confusion in Tartaglia's eyes, and he repeated in disbelief: "Stealing money? Northland Bank?"

How is this different from stealing from yourself?

Oh, no, there is still a difference. It seems that Pantalone's Northland Bank is not his own wallet, but a shared wallet of the Fatui.

"I can't settle this account clearly. I feel like..." Su Ming rubbed his brows and said helplessly, "So I don't want to settle it. I just stole it and got it over with."

Although this behavior is a bit criminal, it doesn't matter. The Northland Bank is a bank opened by capitalists. Just tell Pantalone when the time comes.

Su Ming raised his eyes to look at Tartaglia and whispered, "It should be as easy for you to enter the Northland Bank and steal some Mora as picking flowers in the back garden, right?"

Tartaglia thought for a moment and said hesitantly, "That's not wrong, but the premise is that you stop the mechanisms in the vault of the Northland Bank, otherwise I will be buried alive by Pantalone Mora."

"Yeah." Su Ming nodded and threw the account book in front of him aside. "So you're done playing mahjong?"

As soon as the words fell, the smile on the orange-haired young man's face disappeared instantly.

He walked into the room, propped himself up on the table and sat on the desk, saying helplessly, "I've lost everything."

Su Ming: ...

Su Ming was silent for a moment, and looked at his younger brother with a complicated look, "What do you mean by losing everything?"

Forget about using your brain, if you still have eyes, you won't lose everything, right?

There are two Fontaine people, one Mondstadt person and one Solstice person at a mahjong table. It is impossible that the other three are specifically trying to trick Tartaglia, right?

Hearing this, Tartaglia pursed her lips and said, "Because I really don't want to use my brain... I want to go on vacation."

Although I wasn’t exhausted in my dreams before, I was really tired.

and……

Tartaglia shook her phone and said innocently, "I don't have any money to play any more."

"How did an executive officer end up like this?" Su Ming stood up, held up his bathrobe and rubbed Tartaglia's head, "Come on, I'll take you to make money."

Tartaglia was at a loss for words. "Isn't it your fault that I ended up like this?"

It was clearly the man in front of him who deducted his funds!

Although Tonya may have taken away more Mora...

"Okay, I'll transfer the vacation funds to you later." Su Ming yawned, picked up the wine glass on the table and walked out the door, "Let's go and see if the wallets of the Fontaine staff are full."

Tartaglia lazily followed behind Su Ming, with a very calm expression on his face. It was hard to tell that he came to ask for help because he lost money. "I don't know if their wallets are full or not, but I have to admit that their wallets are very full after I lost."

Su Ming paused, thought for a moment, and then spoke, "It's okay. If I lose... then I'll take you to steal their private money."

Tartaglia curled her lips and smiled, then suddenly reached out and grabbed Su Ming's long hair that was casually tied behind his head.

Su Ming turned to look at Tartaglia and raised his eyebrows slightly, "?"

"What have you been busy with recently?" Tartaglia had a smile on his face as usual, and raised his chin slightly to look at Su Ming. There was a glimmer of inquiry in his azure eyes that only appeared when Liyue teased the traveler. "Or, what are you planning recently when you are so free?"

Hearing this, Su Ming was stunned.

He reached out and pulled his hair out of Tartaglia's hands, and said calmly, "If you want to catch my pigtails, you don't have to be so tactful. Put away that look in your eyes."

"Oh." Tartaglia touched the tip of his nose and continued to scratch his hair with one hand, "But I'm really curious."

Su Ming sighed and walked slowly towards the hot spring pool, with a hint of helplessness in his voice, "What else can I do? I just tricked the chief judge and the warden here, so I must find a chance to put them in the sack..."

Now that we are here, it would be a shame to just go back like this.

Tartaglia nodded suddenly, and said with a smile, "Then what? Wait for a Fontaine resident god to come to you? After all..."

The presiding judge is here, the warden is here, and they are all having so much fun that they have no intention of going home.

But it makes sense. There are no cases to judge and no prisoners to manage. These two...

Retire where you are.

"Promise me that you will use your brain like this from now on." Su Ming pushed open the fence gate at the outermost circle of the hot spring pool, walked in lazily, stepped on the water and sat down at the empty mahjong table. "Sorry, I just had some work to do."

Now that I'm here, it's not a problem to have another one, Funina.

The clothes of several people at the table were wet, and a thin layer of silk bathrobes stuck to their bodies, outlining the different muscle lines.

Kaiya looked at Su Ming with a smile, her long hair hanging in the water and her eyes curved, "Are you ready Mora?"

"Ready for Mora? I'm ready for my luck." Su Ming responded with a gentle smile and stretched out his hand to shuffle the cards in front of him.

Tartaglia glanced at the table, sat cross-legged behind Su Ming with a wine glass in his arms, rested his head on Su Ming's back, took out his cell phone, and tried to contact a traveler in his dream to give him some energy so that he could surpass Su Ming in the game.

PS:

[It’s been a long time since I last saw this small theater~~~]

In the darkness, the little crow, who accidentally fell unconscious after getting stuck in his crotch, opened his eyes, and his sight immediately met a face that looked familiar but not quite familiar.

Cheng Che's heart moved slightly, and he hesitated and said, "Ah? Su Ming?"

Why do you still have long hair?

So you really traveled to Teyvat, right?

Look at the little green mark in the eye. It turns out that your eyes have turned green because you are so greedy for the raw stone, right?

"Snapped--"

There was a slight sound, and the long-haired man's expression did not change. He slapped Cheng Che in the face mercilessly, and his voice was filled with anger, "Did you succeed in seeking death?"

Cheng Che: ...

"Are you sick..." Cheng Che turned over and sat up, sitting cross-legged on the ground and staring at Su Ming, "Can't you fight somewhere else?"

Does it fit?

Is it appropriate for a grown-up to be slapped in the face?!

"How did he die?" Su Ming turned a deaf ear and raised his hand to prepare for another hit.

Cheng Che: ...

Cheng Che pursed his lips and lowered his eyes, "I started a new game, and I said that the original batch must not be touched, and the result was..."

It’s cool!

It’s so cool!

Su Ming: ...

Su Ming silently put away his hand, and the anger in his heart disappeared in an instant without a trace.

He raised his head and glanced at the slap mark on Cheng Che's face, pursed his lips, "Well... I'm sorry..."

Cheng Che said nothing, just stared at Su Ming without saying a word.

Su Ming rubbed the curly hair on Cheng Che's head and thought for a moment before speaking, "Which game? Except Honkai Impact 3rd."

If he goes to Honkai Impact 3rd, there will be no hope for him. Su Ming can turn around and pretend that he doesn't have this annoying friend.

Cheng Che sighed and lowered his head to let Su Ming mess up his hair. "Starry Sky Railway... but the last name is Honkai."

After he finished speaking, Su Ming fell into silence.

Even though the memories before the time travel have become blurred, but...

The impact of the word "collapse" is unforgettable.

Su Ming's eyelids twitched, and he hesitated to speak, "Then you should try harder and avoid getting hurt."

Cheng Che: ...

Cheng Che pursed his lips, picked at the pattern on Su Ming's sleeves and remained silent for a long time before speaking, "Brother, how are you doing in Teyvat?"

"Not very good, just barely managed to eat two knives and become a god." Su Ming patted Cheng Che's head, his voice full of helplessness.

Cheng Che was even more speechless, and raised his head silently, "Then can you try your best to break the dimensional wall?"

Isn't this good?

Is Teyvat's surname now Su?

"No." Su Ming shook his head, as if he remembered something and asked, "Where's your golden finger? Where's the system?"

"It exploded." Cheng Che had no expression on his face and spoke calmly, "Where's your system?"

"Nashida stole me away to play Genshin Impact." Su Ming spread his hands helplessly, frowning at the man in front of him, "How did your system crash?"

"My wife and I exploded together." Cheng Che became even calmer, as if he was about to ascend to heaven. "Don't ask me, brother. It would be rude to ask any more."

I can’t ask, I can’t think about it. If I think about it, I’ll want to bang my head on the ground.

Su Ming: ...

Okay, this crow's mouth has been strengthened, right?

Su Ming was silent for a long time, and finally spoke up and warned, "You've already put it on, don't stimulate yourself every day, be gentle on the fever."

"That's not possible." Cheng Che muttered, tilting his head to look at Su Ming, "So how did you change from a beast in human form to this..."

Cheng Che hesitated as he looked Su Ming up and down, unable to understand. "Although you were crazy before, you did it quietly. Why are you not observing male ethics now?"

Hearing this, Su Ming sighed heavily. He looked at Cheng Che, choking with speechlessness, "Because I have a fever."

Cheng Che: ...

"What a coincidence." Cheng Che stroked Su Ming's long hair silently and said softly, "I'm also on fire."

Su Ming was silent for a moment, looking at his long black hair, "Whether it is burned or not is another matter, can you first explain why I am losing my hair?"