Genshin Impact: Forced to Become a Follower of the Seven Gods

When Zhongli and Ying caught up with Su Ming, Su Ming was squatting in the pond next to Bubu Lu, with a large area of ​​his expensive clothes wet.

Su Ming squatted in the pool with his head in his hands, looking pitiful without even raising his head.

Above the small bridge, Grandma Ping held a branch in her hand, looking very angry, "You little bastard! How dare you talk nonsense in front of an old woman like me!"

"No..." Su Ming said weakly, timidly raised his head and glanced, "I just..."

I was just brainwashed by the beautiful pictures of Ping Er that were circulated on the Internet, so I came over to tease her...

Grandma Ping remembered how Su Ming tried to put his head into the teapot. She was furious and hit the water hard with the branch. "I told you not to get in! No matter how hard you try, you can't get in! Where else do you want to get in?"

"I think you deserve to be punished!"

As the devilish sound pierced his ears, Su Ming covered his ears helplessly.

Grandma Ping not only has a powerful ability, but she also holds a grudge!

He has been "dead" for so many years, yet he still remembers it now!

Paimon couldn't help but tremble and hid behind Ying.

I have said the same things. If Grandma Ping hadn't had a good temper, she would have beaten both me and Su Ming!

Looking at the weapon in Grandma Ping's hand, Paimeng hurriedly touched his butt, feeling the pain!

On the side, Ying squatted down and looked at the water in the pond, planning to wait until Grandma Ping finished beating and then ask Su Ming to pick the lotus pods for use as food.

But Su Ming was a little too naughty. Granny Ping was such a gentle fairy, but she was irritated by Su Ming. It was really...

Great skills!

An immortal who looked middle-aged or elderly threw a branch angrily and glared at Su Ming.

At such a young age, he is so bold and daring. The morals of Liyue are corrupted by him! Ying'er is such a good girl, and now she has become the car king of Liyue!!!

Su Ming looked up eagerly, looking at Zhongli for help.

Help, Zhongli Dad!

Zhongli sighed helplessly, walked around the railing that was broken by someone, and stood beside Grandma Ping.

"Okay, come up." Zhongli pursed his lips and smiled, reaching out to Su Ming in the pool.

Grandma Ping was slightly startled, her eyes fell on the Eye of God on Zhongli's lower back.

I don’t know what he was thinking about, but the rage in his heart suddenly subsided.

Grandma Ping took two steps back, glared at Su Ming, snorted coldly, then turned and left. Her steps became slow and weak, and it was obvious that she had figured out the gait of an elderly person.

Su Ming followed Zhongli's hand and climbed up, shaking off the water on his body, "How terrifying..."

The woman at the foot of the mountain is a tiger, as expected!

Zhongli sighed helplessly, "Why bother provoking her?"

Hearing this, Su Ming blinked and said, "I'm just curious about the teapot!"

Dust song pot!

Let me get all the characters in!

Wife and husband both go in!

Besides, it was the screenwriter who started it first, so the blame is not on him!

Ying and Paimeng looked at each other and glanced at Su Ming's wet clothes at the same time.

After a moment, Ying stood behind Su Ming, stretched out his hand, gathered the wind element in his hand, and rushed straight towards Su Ming.

Su Ming suddenly felt a chill on his back and turned around in shock.

The yellow-haired girl used the power of wind element with a serious face, trying to blow his clothes dry.

Hey!

Su Ming was startled and stepped back hastily, but was tripped by a piece of gravel and fell to the ground.

My Lord! My Lord!

Your wind elemental power can not only blow away the dust, but also has lethal power!

Don’t think I don’t know, I’ve played it myself!

Zhongli sighed again, feeling that Su Ming was a disaster. Ever since he met Su Ming, he had never stopped sighing.

A retired devil god was forced to age 1,800 years old by Su Ming!

Refuse to accept a sick son-in-law!

With a flick of his fingertips, the rock element instantly emitted light, wrapping around Su Ming's body and blocking the lethal force of the wind element.

"Huh?" Paimon tilted his head in confusion, "Why don't you let Ying help you dry your clothes? That's what you did when you were cleaning at the Dawn Winery before?"

Su Ming, who had suffered a series of hardships, got up from the ground and asked in an intolerable manner, "Is sweeping the floor the same as blowing people? Do you want to recall how those hillbillies you swept died?"

Su Ming looked at the rock element halo surrounding him, feeling helpless.

The backstab is not only caused by my own bad luck, but also by this traveler who wants to kill me all the time!!!

Ying blinked innocently, with a hint of embarrassment in her eyes, "I..."

I just feel a little itchy. After all, my strength has recovered a little bit in this period of time.

I may not be able to defeat the snake demon again, but I still have the power to blow dry my clothes.

but……

Ying pursed her lips, feeling worried.

This little buddy is indeed a little weak, but at the same time he is not ambitious and doesn’t even need the Eye of God!

Su Ming grabbed the corner of Zhongli's clothes in fear, keeping a distance from Ying and walked towards Xinyuexuan.

……

In the private room of Xinyuexuan, Su Ming handed the menu to Zhongli, then ran home to change his clothes before coming back.

When I entered the room, Zhongli and Paimon had already ordered the food. Ying was lying in the corner, playing with the teacup at hand out of boredom.

After a while, the food was served.

Paimon held the chopsticks with anticipation, his eyes filled with stars and sparkling.

Su Ming stood up and used the serving chopsticks to help the others with food, then asked softly, "When do you plan to go to Inazuma?"

Hearing this, Zhongli shook his head helplessly and said, "Inazuma is different from Liyue. Inazuma is now in a closed-off state. There are thunderstorms at sea. If you want to get there, you may need some tricks."

“Is that so?” Ying frowned slightly, silently eating the Xian Tiao Qiang on the small plate, “I guess I have to ask around in Liyue during this time.”

Speaking of this, Ying suddenly remembered the painful experience of being deceived by Su Ming before, and looked at Su Ming silently.

Paimon raised his head from the food and asked obediently, "Does Su Ming know how to get to Inazuma?"

After all, you are a native of Liyue, right?

Hearing this, Su Ming silently put down his chopsticks, took a sip of tea and then spoke: "Do you want to go through the legal means or the illegal means?"

At the side, Zhongli paused for a moment with his chopsticks in his hand and looked at Su Ming with a puzzled look.

What has this kid been through over the years? Has he strayed into some dark place?

Su Ming placed his palm on the table, tapped it lightly with his fingertips, and curled his lips, "If it's a legitimate way, then I can contact my acquaintances among the Fatui. I heard that the executive who rescued me is also going to Inazuma, and I can enter Inazuma as a diplomat of the Fatui."

Before he finished speaking, Ying and Paimon's faces turned visibly darker.

Who wants to go with that snake spirit?

That snake demon is just a pervert, okay!

Su Ming pursed his lips regretfully and continued, "Then the only way left is illegal. The Southern Cross Fleet travels back and forth between Inazuma and Liyue all year round. They have a way to cross the thunderstorms off the coast of Inazuma. If we can find Beidou, we may be able to enter Inazuma."

"Beidou?" Paimon bit his chopsticks, a little confused.

Su Ming nodded, "The most mysterious and powerful leader of the Southern Cross Fleet, Beidou. Mr. Zhongli should also know about this fleet."

Hearing this, Zhongli narrowed his eyes, "Southern Dipper controls life, Northern Dipper controls death. This leader is well-known in Liyue Harbor!"