Genshin Impact: Forced to Become a Follower of the Seven Gods

"Comfortable..."

"It really relieves stress..."

"I am happy..."

Half an hour later, the Xumi Night Rider Squad returned to the chairs at the door of a clerk's house. They sat in a row on the chairs, looking up at the sky with mysterious smiles on their faces.

The happy time after beating the great sage, this is the real sage time.

Su Ming sighed and smiled deeply, "Ah, I suddenly want to do a cross-dimensional proxy business."

"What does inter-dimensionality mean?" Ying blinked, raised her head and spread her hands, "What is a substitute?"

Su Ming narrowed his eyes and sighed softly, "There were many people who wanted to beat up the Great Sage, but they couldn't due to many factors. In the end, they could only beat up the Wuxiang Grass to vent their anger. Sigh..."

"So what did Wu Xiang Grass do wrong?" Ying sighed softly, looking at the little bit of starlight revealed between the swaying tree shadows above her head, "Wu Xiang Grass is not to blame for this."

"Maybe it's because I can't beat the Great Sage..." Su Ming sighed, "I beat Wuxiangcao a hundred or eighty times, but he still refused to admit that he was the Great Sage, which made me even Nashida..."

I prepared the materials in advance, and then made up my mind to draw the cards.

Who would have thought…

It was smashed to death and was of no use.

Just thinking about it makes me angry.

"I understand. You can be a substitute, right?" Ying thought about it carefully, "Then add me in."

She can be a substitute.

"Yes, we won't charge any money. Our main skill is to grant any wish. I can also get a Baishu from Liyue to cooperate with Tinari and help him survive." Su Ming smiled even more, and he obviously thought his idea was very good. "A well-known substitute in Teyvat, my main business is to beat up the Great Sage... and let me think about it... to catch the Seven Gods' pigtails... to see the water dragon cry..."

Well, it's still promising.

But unfortunately, this broken dimensional wall cannot be broken by hammer.

"It's a great idea." Ying patted Su Ming's shoulder and said seriously, "Please call me when the business opens. I can work for you."

"Ah... I have fallen." Kaia suddenly sighed, "But I have to admit that the Great Sage's head does make a crisp sound when knocked."

"Yes." Tinari nodded, "If I had known..."

If I had known that I would listen to jokes to relieve stress when writing papers in school, I would have directly formed a group to beat up the great sage.

"What are you doing in front of my house?"

A chilly voice came from the side path. The gray-haired clerk held the books he had just found in his hands and squinted at the bodies lying outside his door. "I don't remember you contracting the disease that Kavi forgot to bring his keys with."

"Wrong." Tinari raised his hands and wiggled his ears, "We don't even have the key to your house."

After he finished speaking, Su Ming raised his hand and said, "I'm wrong. I really do have the key."

All of a sudden, everyone who was sitting in a daze on their chairs turned their heads and asked, "Why do you have the key to Elhaisen's house?!"

What did they miss?

"He gave it to me last time." Su Ming raised his chin towards El Haisen, "He said that Kavi forgot to bring the key again, so he asked me to give it to Kavi, but Kavi..."

Thinking of the great architect who had been traveling between several countries and making a lot of money but never had time to spend it, Su Ming shrugged, "To be honest, I haven't caught a resting Kavi for a long, long time."

"Oh." Everyone responded and lay back down to stare at the sky.

After a while, Ying suddenly raised her head and looked at Elhaisen, "Do you want to go out of town with us to eat delicious food?"

"No." Elhaisen's eyes flashed, and he slightly moved aside. "If someone is willing to play the Seven Summonings with the Grand Disciplinary Officer, I can think about it."

Everyone:...

Looking at the indifferent Seno, everyone fell into silence.

It looks a bit cold.

"That's right..." Tinari touched his ear, took a deep breath and prepared himself mentally, "I can play two games today."

"Then let's go." Senor nodded, his eyes sweeping over the familiar figure in front of him, "But I just saw that the sage seemed to be injured..."

Before he finished speaking, Su Ming's eyes lit up and he raised his eyes, "Does the Grand Disciplinary Officer want to injure the Sage more seriously?"

Sano:......

He didn’t want to…

"Please spare the great sage. We have to distinguish between one meal and another." Ying sighed softly, stood up, grabbed Su Ming's sleeve and walked out of the city, "I really want to eat barbecue today, I want you to make it yourself."

"Okay." Su Ming nodded and followed Ying towards the outside of the city, with a large group of people following behind him in a triumphant manner.

Suddenly, Su Ming stopped and turned his head slightly.

A familiar figure appeared at a corner not far away and looked at Su Ming with a gentle smile.

The white-haired man nodded slightly, his long curly hair floating behind him, "Master, can you add me?"

Su Ming: ...

You are sick, right?!

Don’t you think he has enough light novels?

Do you think he hasn't made up enough rumors about himself?

"Get lost." Su Ming frowned and walked around the man. "Have some dignity and stop showing off in front of my face all day and embarrassing me..."

man:……

"But..." The man smiled with his eyes bent, and his voice floated into Su Ming's ears, "Don't you want your soul anymore?"

"Take it." Su Ming spread his hands, raised his chin slightly, and the smile on his face was extremely gentle.

He smiled at the man in front of him who was trying to steal my face and name, and chuckled, "You can only borrow my identity, or you can try to usurp my position?"

On the side, everyone tilted their heads and looked at the two men, confusion in their eyes.

Isn't it said to be fragments?

Why does it seem like a tit-for-tat situation?

"That's right." The white-haired man smiled and said softly, "Then can I be a traveler's companion? I know the location of all Lanaros. Yes, all of them."

Su Ming: ...

Damn I'm sick!

Su Ming turned around and looked at the forbidden knowledge in front of him. After a long silence, he took a step forward and grabbed the other person's throat. "Threatening me?"

"I just need to take full control of your power. The fragments are mine, the power is mine, and I'm much more obedient than you."

What kind of relatives do you want to take?

All you need to do is put all the forbidden knowledge to your own use, merge the fragments, and the wisdom of this forbidden knowledge will immediately turn into ashes.

The man was stunned for a moment, then turned to look at Ying, "The Traveler isn't going to save me?"

Lanaro!

That's all Lanaro!

fluorescent:……

Ying blinked her eyes, and finally walked forward to pat Su Ming's shoulder. Under the expectant gaze of the white-haired snake spirit, she said, "Be gentle, and you can leave this shell for me to keep. Then I won't have to think about cutting you anymore."

This shell is even more unethical than Su Ming, put it in the Chen Ge pot...

What a pleasing sight...

Snake spirit:......

Damn sick.

Is there no normal person in Teyvat? !

Traveler, what kind of living hell is this? ! ! !