Genshin Impact: Forced to Become a Follower of the Seven Gods

In the noisy tavern, two men with strange eyes were carrying the sleeping bartender out. The dazed customers looked at their actions and couldn't help but speak in confusion.

"What happened to Master Diluk?"

"too tired?"

"He must be drunk!"

"But doesn't Master Diluk drink alcohol?"

“Maybe I’m too happy!”

Amidst all the noise, Su Ming and Kaiya looked at each other, and at the same time quickened their pace, and in the chaotic environment, they snatched away a drunk red kitten.

"Is this really okay?" Kaeya was a little uneasy, but more than that, he was eager to try. "I'm afraid Diluk will wake up and beat me so hard that I won't dare go back to Mondstadt again."

"Don't worry." Su Ming said casually, kicking the door of the tavern open with his foot, "Don't worry, the Fatui who were driven out can take you in. Maybe you can even meet fellow villagers."

There was a gleam in Kaeya's eyes, and he smiled and carried Diluk out.

The Dust Song Pot emitted a faint light, and in the blink of an eye, three adult men disappeared into the streets of Mondstadt.

Kaeya stood in front of the sofa, stroking his chin and looking at the unconscious Diluk. He hesitated and asked, "What should we do next?"

Hearing this, Su Ming lowered his eyes, a smile flashing in his eyes.

A wisp of gray mist appeared at Su Ming's fingertips and gradually enveloped Diluk in front of him.

There was a flash of light, and Diluk disappeared, replaced by a sleeping red cat.

His hair was flaming red, his eyes were closed, and his brows were slightly furrowed.

Kaiya's eyes sparkled, and he bent down and touched the cat's forehead, "How did you do that?"

"Ah..." Su Ming blinked and chuckled, "Because many people want to touch the red kitten."

If he had an idea, he could make it happen.

Hey……

Why not let him be in charge of distributing the Eye of God?

Look at this authority, a definite tool for the Divine Eye!

Kaiya glanced at the red cat and said hesitantly, "Who else have you rubbed like this?"

"A pink fox." Su Ming smiled and squatted in front of the sofa. "Don't you think Master Diluk is cute?"

As he spoke, Su Ming rubbed the ears on the red kitten's head.

Ah!

lovely!

Kaeya took out his phone, grabbed the red cat and started taking pictures. "When Master Diluk sobers up, I'll take this cat photo to ask him."

"Ask him if he's good-looking? If he's cute?" Su Ming raised his eyebrows. "Then remember to record a video. I want to see it, too."

“It’s a deal!” Kaia smiled, holding the cat’s head with both hands and rubbing it hard, “It won’t be cute at all when it grows up!”

Su Ming: ...

Su Ming looked at Kaiya's angry movements, sat on the floor and raised his eyes, "Be gentle...what if he gets bald..."

"Don't you Fatui have a secret method to grow hair?" Kaeya was not moved at all, and aimed to rub the red kitten bald. "If it doesn't work... I'll go grab the hat of the Abyss Mage..."

Su Ming: ...

Fine.

Kaia is crazy.

After a while, Kaia finally stopped.

He sat on the floor in front of the sofa, resting his chin on the red cat's head, his exposed eye gleaming with light, "Do you know why Diluk and I are so unhappy?"

"I know." Su Ming pressed his hands together and rested his head on his arms, "But don't ask me why I know."

Kaiya's eyes flashed with helplessness, "Okay... I am..."

Kaiya closed his eyes, buried his face in the red kitten's fur, and said in a muffled voice: "It's just... I confessed my deception when he needed his family the most..."

"I don't understand." Su Ming leaned against the sofa and carefully recalled the grudges between the Ice and Fire people. "Maybe I don't have any delicate nerves, so I don't quite understand..."

Hearing this, Kaia raised his eyes, "Really?"

"Yes." Su Ming nodded, and after thinking for a while, he said, "Emperor Rock King is my teacher. In my previous life, he taught me how to live in Teyvat. In this life, he protected me and helped me escape death time and time again when I was in trouble. But I still betrayed him."

Su Ming poked Diluk's cheek with his fingertips and said softly, "He doesn't blame me, and my family won't blame me either."

Kaeya pursed his lips, "Why did you betray Liyue? Do you want to say that you are the real disaster?"

At this point, Kaiya's eyelids suddenly jumped, "I..."

It seems to be a very logical statement...

Kaiya sat up straight abruptly, his eyes fixed on Su Ming in shock.

If Su Ming himself is the disaster, then everything makes sense, even more perfect than the slicing theory.

"Yes." Su Ming said calmly, leaning against the sofa and chuckling, "Why? You want to beat me up?"

Kaia:…

No, no.

Kaiya pursed his lips and looked at Su Ming with an indescribable expression, "Can't you just continue to lie to me for a while?"

He really doesn't want to know this...

In this way, he would really laugh when he saw Diluk in his imagination and then get beaten.

"No." Su Ming smiled and pointed at the red cat. "You have to know that everything has a price."

Kaia:…

Kaia looked at the messy-haired cat and pursed his lips.

I don’t know whether I made a loss or a profit.

"Ah..." Kaiya sighed and resigned himself to his fate by pressing his head against the cat's. "Okay...then I'll just pretend I didn't hear it."

Hypnotize yourself, otherwise you will really want to laugh later.

Su Ming sighed softly, but his phone vibrated slightly at this moment.

Su Ming took out his cell phone and fell silent after reading the message on it.

[Attack to Winter is not kidding: Su Ming, have you forgotten the pink fox you cheated on? ]

[Attack till winter is not joking: Do you think I should go to Fontaine on a business trip to add more evidence for your crime? ]

[Attack till winter is not a joke: By the way, there are a few good light novels in Yaedo in recent days, share them with you~~~]

[Attack till winter is no joke: [picture][picture][picture]]

Su Ming clicked on the picture silently, and fell into silence when he saw the name of the light novel.

My name is Yashin Chongzi. In my previous life, I was hurt by Su Xiaoming. In this new life, I want revenge...

Once, a man said that my fried tofu was not tasty, and then he could no longer say anything...

A pink fox's autobiography...

V50, listen to the story of the pink fox's revenge...

Su Ming was silent for a while, then looked up at Kaiya.

Kaia blinked, "What's wrong?"

"We are the unlucky ones on the same boat now." Su Ming patted the kitten's head and looked at Kaeya seriously, "I hope you don't let Master Diluk know what we did tonight, otherwise..."

Otherwise the light novel would be even more outrageous.

Kaeya glanced at Diluk. "Okay, but..."

"?" A question mark flashed across Su Ming's eyes.

Kaiya blinked his eyes, looking innocent, "Can you rub it like this next time?"