Genshin Impact: Forced to Become a Follower of the Seven Gods

"Lord Sage."

The guard stood respectfully in front of the window, looking at the man wrapped in gauze like a mummy on the bed, "Disaster came out of the Jiaoling Court and is wandering around Xumi City. He sent someone to deliver a message, wanting to enter the Jingshan Palace."

As he spoke, the guard took out a photo and handed it to the great sage. "Disaster brought her younger sister. This girl seems to have the divine eye of the grass element..."

The great sage gasped and struggled to take the photo from the guard and took a look at it.

The little girl with white hair and green eyes was wearing a black dress with dark green embroidery that was exactly the same as Disaster. She looked a bit like the grass god that he had imprisoned in Jingshan Palace, but...

Look at the excited eyes that are about to cause trouble!

She must be the biological sister of that bad guy Disaster!

"Carry..." The great sage threw away the photo, his voice dry and trembling, "Carry me!"

Hearing this, the guard looked at the great sage with embarrassment, but still asked his men to find a stretcher and carry the great sage to Jingshan Palace.

Pitiful.

Ever since the disaster had his fortune told, the great sage fell every time he took a step, and bumped into each other every three steps. Even his house collapsed, and the great sage was left with only one breath left.

What a shame!

……

Su Ming was holding two snacks in his hands, holding Nashida in one hand and walking towards the Jingshan Palace, and whispered, "Do you want to buy anything else?"

"No, that's enough." Nashida put her chin on Su Ming's head and whispered, "Who did you give the great sage's luck to?"

As she spoke, Nashida patted Su Ming's head.

Luck is limited. If you make others unlucky, then who is the lucky one?

Anyway, it’s not Su Ming.

Hearing this, Su Ming sighed softly, "It's that unlucky kid from Mondstadt."

Maybe because he had been unlucky in the past, Bennett always felt that he had some common topics. Even if he didn't read the messages very often, he would still send messages as usual, as if he was treating it as a tree hole.

It's a good opportunity for the great sage to use his luck, and it's also worthwhile to give it to Bennett.

Silly kid, at least get two fresh apples from the box to fill your stomach...

"Oh." Nashida nodded and said softly, "He is more optimistic. What about you? When you were unlucky before..."

Su Ming glanced at Nashida and said softly, "When I'm down, I think about the handsome men and beautiful women in Teyvat. It would be a pity to die without seeing enough of them."

And then I just stuck with it.

Bennett relies on optimism, he relies on lust.

They're all persistence, so why isn't that another form of optimism?

Hearing this, Nashida pursed her lips and said nothing.

That’s right, my cheap brother’s painting style has never been normal!

"Your birthday is coming soon." Su Ming seemed to suddenly remember something, and his smile deepened. "Do you want a gift? Or how do you want to celebrate your birthday?"

Nashida was slightly startled and asked hesitantly, "Birthday?"

"Yes." Su Ming nodded and said softly, "There are special privileges for celebrating birthdays."

As for the birthdays prepared by Ying and Nilu, they were so bumpy that it’s better not to mention them. Ying hasn’t entered the cyclical dream yet.

If you can't count on the traveler who is held back by the Forest Book, then just survive on your own. After all, Nashida is no longer the Grass God now.

Nashida thought about it and shook her head. "Can I do whatever I want?"

As she spoke, Nashida looked at Su Ming seriously.

Su Ming nodded and sighed, "Poor child, he hasn't had a birthday in five hundred years..."

It's too awful.

The great sage deserves death!

Nashida blinked, and a hint of excitement flashed in her emerald green eyes. "It's said that birthdays should be celebrated with singing and dancing... so..."

"Want to see singing and dancing?" Su Ming's eyes flashed with realization, and he suggested softly: "Eula from Mondstadt, Mr. Liyueyun, Inazuma... Linghua? There's also Nilu from Xumi City, which dance do you want to see? You can call them all."

It’s just that Ayaka is not easy to invite, and there’s a chance that she’ll be hacked to death by Kamisato Ayato with a smile on his face.

But this is the wish of the younger sister. As a brother, Kamisato Ayato should be able to understand the mentality of a partner, right? !

"No." Nashida blinked, looking very obedient. "I want to see you dance."

They are all gods, so there is nothing wrong with dancing in god costumes? !

The young master is willing to give up saying he is a toy salesman for the sake of his younger brothers and sisters, so Su Ming cannot lose at all!

Su Ming: ...

Su Ming looked at Nashida in his arms in silence and stopped walking.

So when did Nashida become a scumbag?!

"Is it not possible?" Nashida blinked her big eyes, looking expectant and innocent, without any bad intentions. "I want to see my brother dance."

Su Ming: ...

"No." Su Ming's voice turned cold, rejecting Nashida's cuteness. "Although I don't usually care about my face, but at a time like this I can pick up my face and put it together for use."

There are no doors!

Nasida:…

"I'm so lost—" Nashida sighed and was interrupted just as she was about to beg.

"Lord Disaster."

A voice came from behind. Su Ming turned around and saw the great sage lying on a stretcher.

Nashida looked at the great sage, leaned against Su Ming's head, and asked innocently, "Brother, what is this?"

"Is he dead?"

"Can I send a message to Sister Walnut to tell her that there is business?"