Genshin Impact: Forced to Become a Follower of the Seven Gods

"Ahahahahahahahahaha Zhongli, dad, I'm here to pick you up!"

"Gold! Gold! Gold!"

"It shouldn't be one hundred and sixty..."

"Xiao! Come home with me, little dwarf!"

"Thor! Beat her!"

Several people walked into the newly appeared passage and followed the chaotic sounds to find a platform that looked dangerous.

A shadow was sitting cross-legged in mid-air. Its facial features and clothes could not be seen clearly, but its crazy voice could be heard clearly.

"This is..." Paimon looked up at the shadow and said hesitantly, "It doesn't feel like the same thing as that ghost."

"Traveler." A cold voice came from the side, and another shadow appeared in everyone's sight.

Ying turned her head suddenly and looked at the familiar figure, "Xiao? Where are you?"

Why didn't they come out together?!

"Su Ming cut off the connection between the Chen Ge Pot and the outside world."

Xiao seemed to be a little stuck, and he barely explained the situation clearly, "Your situation is very dangerous, leave as soon as possible."

Before he could finish his sentence, Xiao's figure suddenly began to flicker and then disappeared completely.

"Barbatos!"

"Ma'am, get into the card pool! I'll take out all your bone marrow! I want to be a thief!"

"Xinhai Xinhai! Are you short of a dog?!"

A crazy voice came from the side. Everyone came back to their senses from the conversation and silently turned to look at the shadow on the other side.

A person was crawling on the ground in a twisted and dark manner, saying words that were extremely outrageous and should be blocked.

Behind the shadow, meteors were flashing in the sky of Teyvat, with blue light mixed with purple, but not a single bit of gold.

"Stop playing."

After a while, Shadow threw his phone away and lay down flat on his back, "Mi Huyou is not a human being."

Ying frowned as she watched the shadow's movements and said hesitantly, "This... I think this should have happened before Su Ming came to Tiwat."

After coming to Teyvat...

It's not necessary to be so crazy.

"But there are so many meteors..." Paimon muttered, frowning as he looked at the scene in front of him, "Why are there only blue and purple ones..."

Ying shook her head, "I can't figure it out..."

"A falling meteor..." Ye Lan frowned and thought hard, "Accompanied by a glow of light...Does it mean that a disaster is about to happen?"

“There’s a golden glow!”

Paimon stared at the scene behind the black shadow with wide eyes and said in shock: "Seven! Seven!"

Ying turned her head suddenly.

"Snapped--"

With a slight sound, the black shadow died.

The blonde girl blinked her eyes, "Okay, I understand what Su Ming meant when he said he was crushed to death..."

Paimon put his hands behind his back and said, "I understand a little bit now..."

"What are you looking at?"

The shadows reunited at some point, and the outline of a man leaning against a huge chair could be vaguely seen.

He leaned forward slightly and asked in confusion: "What... are you doing?"

Ying blinked and raised her head, "Can you hear us now?"

"Okay." Su Ming's shadow nodded and sat with his legs crossed. "First, tell me why you have such expressions."

"We just saw your shadow, but for some reason it looked a little strange, crawling on the ground." Paimon spoke hesitantly, his voice full of trepidation, "I've always wondered why you're so obsessed with being a dog..."

I don’t understand, although I don’t understand why Su Ming likes to be a dog.

But now Ying seems to have realized the joy of being a dog...

Su Ming: ...

what? !

Why can I see these?!

The huge black shadow paused and sighed, "Ying? Do you understand?"

Hearing this, the blonde girl nodded, "I couldn't understand it before, but now I know so many people..."

I understood it all at once.

When a person's dog is a real dog, but as long as there are enough people...

"Oh." Su Ming nodded, "What's the situation over there?"

Fine.

This traveler is completely off the mark.

"It's a very strange space, spinning around..." Ying hesitated, then asked, "We just saw Xiao's shadow, so why did you lock him up in the Dust Song Pot?"

Could it be that Su Ming is in danger? !

"I was just looking for my fragments... I found it a little disgusting after searching for a while..." Su Ming thought for a moment and said, "To be honest, this little soul is too chaotic. Xiao will go crazy if he gets a little bit of it."

fluorescent:……

Even though the atmosphere was wrong, Ying couldn't help but ask, "Is it your kind of madness, or the kind of madness that comes from karma?"

“Ying!!!” Paimon looked at the girl in front of him in disbelief. He couldn’t help but put his hands around Ying’s head. “What’s wrong with you? Are you stupid?!”

How could Ying say such a thing? !

That's Xiao!

How could Xiao be as crazy as Su Ming!

The yellow-haired girl shook her head and came back to her senses, "Are you okay over there?"

"It's okay." Su Ming shook his head and leaned back in his chair. "I'm thinking about whether I should be a god or not."

fluorescent:……

"I shouldn't have worried about you." Ying was speechless, holding the sword, "Let's stop talking, we still have to explore the secret realm."

"Okay." Su Ming waved his hand.

Su Ming's shadow didn't say anything else. He leaned against something that looked like a chair, and no one knew what he was thinking about.

But the shadow still existed, and one could vaguely see dark things rushing towards the man and finally sinking into his body.

"God?" Ye Lan frowned slightly, her eyes fixed on the huge black shadow, "Mr. Su is..."

It’s over. We can’t defeat the Fools anymore.

The Ice God didn't retire, and he even found a follower who became a god...

Ye Lan sighed, but Yan Fei grabbed her wrist.

Yan Fei seemed to want to convince herself, and said hesitantly: "Look at it from a bright side, this god is one of our own."

Yelan:......

It makes some sense.

"But what is Brother Su doing?"

Arata Ichito scratched his head, looking puzzled, "Why would he knit a sweater in such a dangerous place?"

The black shadow was obviously weaving something, and it looked very skilled, with its raised feet tapping one after another, looking quite leisurely.

"I can't be mistaken." Aratake Ichito frowned, "In Hanamizaka, you can often see a person knitting scarves for cats and dogs. I recognize that move."

"It's Thomas, right..." Paimeng muttered, tilting his head to look at Su Ming's shadow, "Su Ming used to weave things..."

Catch Ruo Tuo, catch Ba Che, catch the wind god, the rock god, and the grass god...

At the side, Ying's eyelids twitched suddenly, and her eyes were fixed on the shadow in front of her.

So, this time, what is Su Ming going to catch under the abyss?

Soul catching?

How can I catch a soul that is too small with a net? !

"But..." Yan Fei frowned, looking curious, "Where did Su Ming learn to knit sweaters? Would the Emperor teach these things?"

Hearing this, Paimon tilted his head, "Zhong...Emperor he...Emperor Yanwang he...knows everything!"

Jiu Qi Ren crossed his arms over his chest and sighed heavily.

The reputation of the Rock King Emperor was damaged.