Genshin Impact: Forced to Become a Follower of the Seven Gods

A group of grown men gathered in Wuyou Pavilion watched Su Ming hand a sack to the courier, and then pushed the dazed-looking prince over to him.

Qi Liangliang tilted his head, "Live delivery?"

"Yes." Su Ming nodded and said seriously, "This is a personal request from the boss. Send them to the cinema. There are people waiting there."

"Who is the recipient?" Qi Liangliang lowered his head to fill in the information on the courier form and said hesitantly: "These two people..."

Are you a fool?

Why not just walk over there yourself?

Why express delivery?!

Or is it a commission from the big boss?

Thinking of this, Qi Liangliang raised his head and said seriously, "Where should I put the delivery slip?"

Su Ming glanced at the sack at his feet and the prince who looked hopeless. "The recipient is Mr. Xavier."

He thought about it, reached out and pressed the delivery slip on the forehead of a certain yellow-haired boy, "Don't let that thing in the bag suddenly hurt anyone."

Oh, go away, you Kong Ge-like evil demon!

Su Ming took a photo quickly, opened the photo editing software and edited the express delivery slip into four big words.

Once I find Ying, I’ll take another one and then we’ll have the emoticon package!

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The prince's forehead, nose, and mouth were all covered by the delivery slip, and his eyes were full of desolation. "Aren't you worried that I might suddenly hurt someone?"

"I believe you." Su Ming raised the IOU book in his hand and said softly, "Don't worry, I'll take you with me when I go to do something."

null:……

In order to make his sister's trip more enjoyable, he incurred a huge debt.

Su Ming, the creditor, asked him to go to work and then go with him to scare his sister after work.

"Okay." Sora nodded, picked up the sack at his feet, and looked at a certain cat lady, "Let's go."

Qi Liangliang: ...

This is the first time I see a courier walking by himself.

But it can't be packed into the box...

Qi Liangliang sighed, it was hard to tell whether it was regret or relief, and walked in front, skipping and leading the way.

"I am such a genius at making money..."

Su Ming sat back and carefully read all the IOUs in his hand, narrowing his eyes, "I still have to ask the Water God if he needs a dog."

As for the God of Fire.

Never mind. This is a bit difficult.

"I don't have any advice on being a dog, but making money..."

Kamisato Ayato sighed softly and looked at Su Ming seriously and earnestly, "I really want to know..."

At this point, Kamisato Ayato flipped a photo from his phone and said, "I want to ask... have you seen my sister when you were a child?"

Kamisato Ayato narrowed his eyes, and there seemed to be a hint of murderous intent in his eyes.

Su Ming looked down and fell silent.

It was a screenshot of a chat log. The two parties in the conversation were Kamisato Ayato and a certain lousy traveler. The topic of the conversation was...

A very old notebook with familiar crazy quotes written on it.

"I'm Kamisato Ayaka's dog!!!"

Su Ming: ...

"To be honest, I really like dogs as pets..." Kamisato Ayato's eyes showed a trace of confusion, and he asked sincerely, "But I can't figure out why..."

It's understandable to dogs. After all, some people just have such perverted little habits, which is not surprising.

But when it comes to his own sister...

The higher the score, the better!

Su Ming raised his eyes and said as if he didn't care at all, "To be honest, I've had this kind of seizure more than once."

"?" Countless question marks flashed across Kamisato Ayato's forehead, and she looked at Su Ming in confusion.

Su Ming took a deep breath, stretched out his finger with a little smile, and pointed at the people around him, "As you can see, these people have witnessed my madness, and I have also made them mad."

elf:……

Ping'er: ...

Zhongli:……

Zhongli's eyes swept over Su Ming and he suddenly raised his hand.

A flash of golden light appeared, and a bunch of beige notebooks appeared on the empty desk next to him.

Zhongli held the teacup and sipped the tea calmly. "From a universal point of view, it is true."

On the side, Grandma Ping propped up her chin, pushed the thick notebook with a feather duster, and looked at Kamisato Ayato with a kind look, "Child, you will get used to it if you look at it more often."

Being hurt, who hasn't experienced it?

Kamisato Ayato:......

Kamisato Ayato remained silent, and with trembling fingertips he opened a small notebook.

In an instant, familiar and unfamiliar names came to mind, and between each word "dog" were words like "twisted" and "crawling".

It seemed... there were some names that he could hardly imagine.

For a moment he didn't know what kind of mental state Su Ming was in when he wrote these things.

Kamisato Ayato's fingers trembled violently, and after a while he looked at Su Ming in disbelief, "Is this the wear and tear of the Liyue Immortal?"

To be honest, as the head of the Kamisato family, he cannot understand the wear and tear of these gods and immortals.

As soon as the words fell, the calm Zhongli, the kind Ping'er, and the cold Xiao shuddered and hurriedly took two steps back, "No."

The voices were different, but all were equally earnest and solemn.

Even though Zhongli was the number one anti-fan of Geo King, he couldn't help but refuse to take the blame at this time.

It is possible to say that Emperor Rock King can.

But he couldn't let all the immortals in Liyue bear the blame, as he was afraid that his old friends would come back to his dreams and question him.

Su Ming: ...

Su Ming paused, his eyes fell on Zhongli, "You are OOC."

Zhongli didn’t know what OOC was, but he had heard Su Ming’s explanation.

It goes against one's usual character and behavior style.

Zhongli nodded, his tone calm but serious, "Everyone will say oh oh when they meet you..."

I can't say it, but I believe everyone can understand what he means.

"That's true." Su Ming nodded, accepting the fact calmly. "At times like this, I should lament that I was not born during the Demon God War."

Zhongli:……

That makes sense.

There would be no need for a war between demons. Su Ming would first make the other side fail, and then capture them all and torture them.

What demon? What Sky Island Kanrea? What Seven Kingdoms?

They were all worn out by Su Ming, and from then on Teyvat was named Su.

but……

If the child named Douzi is not Su Ming, is he Su Ming's fellow villager?

"You..." Kamisato Ayato's throat was dry, and he looked at Su Ming hesitantly, "Don't you feel the slightest bit of embarrassment?"

As Su Ming's partner, he has some understanding of Su Ming's eccentric personality.

but……

He had indeed never seen such a scene before.

He was not only perverted towards his own sister, he also spared no one.

Su Ming propped up his chin and thought about it carefully, and came to a conclusion, "To be honest, I think the expressions on your faces when you look at these things are...very beautiful."

Ouch.

You've already written it, but are you still afraid of being read?

A few hundred chapters back he might have been a little embarrassed.

just now……

Not afraid at all!