Genshin Impact: Forced to Become a Follower of the Seven Gods

"But I have a question." Ping'er tilted her head and looked at the emperor who was pretending to be dead in front of her with a serious face, "Very serious."

"?" Zhongli's eyes flashed with doubt, and he said in a deep voice, "You say."

what is the problem?

Is it a question of how badly Su Ming was injured?

"I remember that the Emperor gave Su Ming the Chen Ge Pot." Ping'er touched her proud feather duster and said seriously, "Can't we find a place to eat and drink and wait until the time comes to go through the Chen Ge Pot?"

You don't even have to squat, just jump out and start beating me.

The emperor rescues people, she beats them.

Not to mention the monsters and demons under the abyss, even Su Ming, the half-god, was beaten up by him.

I believe Liuyun would definitely be willing to pay a high price for the photos.

Zhongli:……

Zhongli paused and couldn't help but make a rock mark with his fingertips.

"It was my negligence, but maybe it really is impossible." After a while, Zhongli sighed helplessly and shook his head.

"?" Ping'er tilted her head, "What?"

Zhongli took a deep breath, feeling that he would shorten his life by two years because of this evil disciple. "He is with Inazuma now."

We said we were going to the Chasm, but it's only been two minutes since we got there?

And ran with Xiao...

Is this any different than skipping school to play games?!

No!

Ping'er tilted her head to look at Zhongli's face and said hesitantly: "Then what should we do now..."

Go again?

Beating someone up doesn't have any impact, but it does affect rescuing them.

As soon as the Emperor took the first step towards the abyss, he knew that the old man was going to rescue someone.

Hearing this, Zhongli shook his head, "No need."

Save what you want to save, and just pass by what you want to pass by.

Su Ming even jumped to Inazuma, obviously feeling that there was no threat to him under the abyss.

Zhongli sighed helplessly, brushing off the slight annoyance in his heart, and turned to look at Ping'er, "I remember Xiangling from Wanmin Hall is your disciple?"

"Yeah." Ping'er nodded in confusion and took out her phone. "Emperor, do you want to go get something to eat? But we've already agreed that I must beat up this Su Ming."

Zhongli shook his head, his expression calm and measured. "I passed by Wanmin Hall today and heard that she had set out to Qingce Manor to collect food. Please tell her to bring me a piece of tough bamboo. The reward will be credited to Su Ming's account."

At this point, Zhongli paused, "I seem to have heard her mention before that she wanted a cave to store food ingredients, and the reward can also be exchanged for the raw materials of the Dust Song Pot."

Ping'er was stunned for a moment, "Has the Emperor's family fortune not been spent yet?"

“Oh.” Zhongli waved his hand and looked down at the rock element mark on his fingertips. “It’s just that my naughty disciple hid it a little.”

Ping'er: ...

Ask others to find bamboo boards to beat the apprentice, and the apprentice has to pay for the bamboo boards.

really.

As expected, he is still the Rock King who is decisive and intimidating.

It's just a bit of an overkill.

"Okay." Ping'er smiled as she thought about it. She sent a message to Xiangling, "Then the Emperor should go back to Liyue Harbor to walk his bird. I'll go first..."

"Where are you going?" The rock element on Zhongli's fingertips suddenly flashed with golden light, and he seemed to curl his lips, "Aren't you going to see what the Demon-Subduing Great Sage has been fooled into doing?"

Ping'er's eyes lit up, "Let's go!"

He left as soon as he said he would, followed behind Su Ming and observed quietly, and then beat him up unexpectedly, so he couldn't even run away!

……

"Stop laughing." Xiao glanced coldly at Su Ming who was delivering the food and snorted, "You have bad intentions."

"I just realized a dream..." Su Ming sighed softly and picked up the teacup with satisfaction, "I can finally make the Palace Master want to beat me up when he sees me."

But unfortunately, I couldn’t hit it.

On the side, Kamisato Ayato's eyelids twitched slightly, and he looked up at Su Ming, "Brother Su... do you have any unknown hobbies?"

Or is it that you are so used to being unlucky that you are not used to not being chased by bad luck, and now you have to create the conditions for yourself to be chased by others?

The chief priest of Narujin Taisha Shrine...

Haha, the pink-haired fox with squinty eyes is not a good person!

Su Ming was silent for a moment, then looked up at Kamisato Ayato, a hint of doubt flashing in his eyes, "Which kind of unknown do you mean?"

Kamisato Ayato paused and looked around, "It's a little habit of being chased and beaten."

Before he finished speaking, a feather duster fell on Su Ming's head.

It is not very harmful and extremely insulting.

The colorful feathers messed up his black hair. Su Ming raised his eyes and met a familiar but not quite familiar face. "Who are you?"

Ping'er showed a grin with gritted teeth on her face, and said with a smile: "Good boy, come, call me uncle."

Su Ming: ...

Su Ming: ???

Su Ming:!!!

what? !

Grandma Ping is so pretty?!

He could think that Grandma Ping was pretty, but...

A bit unexpected.

Su Ming stepped back an inch and said, "Let's talk it over nicely. There's no need to resort to violence. Be careful or I'll tell on you—"

Before he finished saying the word "complain", Su Ming's eyes suddenly caught sight of a familiar man standing behind Grandma Ping.

"Can I still complain?" Su Ming was silent for a while, then hesitantly asked, "Have I done anything to deserve a beating?"

Give a hint.

He has done so many immoral things.

Zhongli sat aside by himself, looking at Xiao who stood up with his head lowered while holding the purple fairy.

"Sir..." Xiao frowned slightly, but still did not call out the word "Emperor".

He thought for a moment and whispered, "Su Ming brought me here."

Although I don't know what's wrong with coming to Inazuma for dinner.

But the Great Sage who Conquers Demons suddenly felt a little guilty.

Su Ming: ???

Su Ming looked at Xiao in disbelief, "How come you've learned to complain?!"

Elementary school student?!

“No problem.” Zhongli waved his hand and poured himself some tea. He nodded to the two men, one big and one small, beside him and said, “Punish the disobedient students. Please forgive me.”

Kong's pupils constricted as he looked at the man in front of him with a serious look.

god!

Seven Gods!

beat him!

No, we have to wait a little longer. If we can beat him up, we should have done it earlier.

"Eh?" Ping'er put away the feather duster, squeezed Su Ming aside and sat down, looking at the blond boy beside her in surprise, "Is this Zhidong's new technology? Or is it a little trick you figured out? How did the traveler become a man?"

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I can't help it anymore, what should I do if I want to beat him up now?!

Su Ming sat down next to Kong and said softly, "I felt that the image of the traveler brother was very suitable for being a model, so I made a doll. After all, we really don't know where he is."

What’s important is not the person, but the identity!

Zhongli glanced at the boy's face and snorted with an ambiguous laugh, "Be careful or you might get into trouble."

Su Ming spread his hands, not caring at all, "If you get into trouble, let my little guide try his best to save my body."

Small system: ...

The dark green fairy floated out, swaying, with a voice full of resentment, "Although I am not human, you are real..."

Su Ming slapped the small system into Xiao's hand with his backhand, turned his head and looked at Kong, "My new model, can you start work tomorrow?"

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how? !

Do yourself a favor and get yourself involved?!