Genshin Impact: Forced to Become a Follower of the Seven Gods

"Dad, why don't you come to see me?"

"Dad, have some tea."

"Dad, your clothes look like banana peels from underneath."

Amidst a series of excited words, Zhongli felt for the first time what it meant to have no desire to live.

Is he going to be injured to death in this life?

First there was Su Huan. Although he also had some crazy moments, at least he could still be serious at times. He usually acted like a descendant of an immortal.

Later, Su Ming became so unlucky that it was a headache for everyone, but bad luck could not stop Su Ming from going crazy.

just now……

Zhongli took a deep breath, pressed his palm on Douzi's forehead and pushed him away, "Go away."

I can't take it anymore.

Long is old, and although his temper has been almost worn out, he still can't stand three crazy people.

If he gets crazy again, he'll have to be sent to keep Osel company.

At one side, Su Ming held his cheeks with his hands and watched quietly. Beside him were Young Master Paimeng and Ying, who had the same expression.

Douzi's forehead was pressed against his, and he had a sad expression on his face, "Dad, you don't love me anymore."

"I have never loved you." Zhongli said calmly, not realizing how hurtful his words were. "Who are you?"

The strange smell was as strange as the image of Su Ming’s white hair.

But the breath...

Zhongli turned to look at Su Ming, "It's really not you?"

"Why do you all think it was me?" Su Ming frowned and said seriously, "Although I am crazy, I swear I still had dignity when I was a child."

Zhongli:……

makes sense.

When Su Ming was a child, he would secretly write a diary when he had a tantrum. He would never act so wildly and openly.

"What do you mean by having a sense of shame when you were a child?" Tartaglia turned around in disbelief. "You don't have shame now? But..."

Although everyone is not very shameless, why can such words be said with confidence? !

Su Ming shook his head. "What's the point of having a face? I have no face since I started having bad luck."

"Ah..." Ying sighed heavily, "Indeed, I am too proud."

That's why there are no forests.

Although there is no forest in this shameless one, he is all forest in the light novel!

"This child is a request from the traveler, so I won't interfere." Finally, Zhongli stood up and looked at Su Ming, "Let's go to Wangshu Inn."

Hearing this, Su Ming nodded.

"Wait..." Ying frowned, "I'm going to the Layered Abyss. Aren't you going with me?"

"You're not going today..." Su Ming said casually, and patted Tartaglia's shoulder, "So have we dug out the Layered Abyss?"

Tartaglia thought for a moment, "It's hollowed out, not even a piece of white iron is left."

fluorescent:? ? ?

“Then what should I dig?!” The blonde girl was incredulous and looked at the two inhumane executives in front of her in shock. “You dug it out and you’re still telling me?! You don’t leave me any hope at all?! Zhongli is still here?!”

“Why would a guest from the Wangsheng Hall care so much?” Zhongli chuckled and walked towards the door.

"Congratulations, you missed a lot of shiny stones." Su Ming smiled and followed Zhongli's footsteps.

The huge rock abyss, not to mention the old stones, even the tin iron was emptied out!

But the timeline is messed up, he hasn't emptied Yuanxia Palace yet...

Ying tilted her head, "I suddenly don't want to go..."

……

"This journey may be risky, but you insist on going."

Wangshu Inn.

Su Ming sat cross-legged on the top floor, watching Zhongli standing in front of the railing with his back to Xiao.

The normally aloof young immortal said in a serious tone, "I have guarded this place for more than a hundred years and never left without permission. I only ask the Emperor to allow me to do this for the matter of the nameless Yaksha."

Hearing this, Zhongli moved his fingertips and turned around.

Zhongli looked at the young man in front of him with calm and majestic eyes, and remained silent.

Xiao met Zhongli's gaze and waved his hands behind his back.

Su Ming supported his chin and watched the famous scene, too lazy to speak.

Ouch.

This journey may be risky, so I will just follow quietly.

"Su Ming, go with him." Zhongli was silent for a moment, and finally spoke, "Under the abyss, there may be something you want."

Su Ming nodded, "I found out, all the weird places have my fragments."

Other demon gods become evil spirits after their death, but he has a soul hidden among the evil spirits.

"Su Ming..." Xiao thought for a moment, then said hesitantly, "There are many dangers beneath the abyss, and it is difficult for me to ensure his safety."

Zhongli said nothing, his eyes fell on Su Ming, "What do you think?"

"Why don't you recognize your own position?" Su Ming propped up his chin with a speechless look, "I was a bad boy since I was young. I put on makeup, got into tattoos, and got into group fights. Now you're saying I'm useless."

"Let's be honest, I am a god."

elf:……

So what did he do to deserve the accusation of wearing makeup and tattoos to start a gang fight?!

"He and Karma share the same origin." Zhongli placed his palm on Xiao's shoulder and said in a deep voice, "Long is old, and it's hard for him to go on a long journey."

elf:? ? ?

Has he finally gone mad because of his karma?

Why did he hear the Emperor say such words?

Is there any hidden meaning?

Or……

Xiao turned his head and looked at Su Ming silently, "Your infectiousness has increased?"

Leading the Emperor astray!

Disrespect the immortal master!

"Maybe he really retired." Su Ming sighed and swiped his phone to look at the notifications. "Now everyone in Liyue Harbor is saying that the Emperor has finally passed away. They have also jointly petitioned the Seven Stars to make me the new Rock God."

Outrageous. Very far from the truth.

"What do you think?" Zhongli patted Xiao's shoulder, sat beside him and picked up a cup of tea, "It's not impossible if you want to be one."

But at most he is a mascot, and gods in the human era can only be mascots.

"I don't work overtime, but being listed as such is also considered overtime." Su Ming held a glass of wine and closed his eyes. "The drunkard said that the wallet is considered a dependent, the Rock God's disciples are dependents, the Radish Spirit is also considered a dependent, and the executive officer is even more of a dependent. I am very busy at work now."

This is no longer 996, this is 007, working all year round.

Indeed, people should not commit sins.

"If a wallet is considered a dependent, then you can't escape being a dependent of Thunder God." Zhongli chuckled and his eyes fell on Su Ming, "I am now very curious about what you did in Fontaine and Nata?"

Su Ming shuddered and opened his eyes immediately, "Enemy does not count as relatives! To be honest, the young master and I are now wanted by Fontaine and Nata!"

Su Ming took out his phone and swiped to a wanted poster. "Look, the water god is clamoring to judge me for my sins!"

Zhongli lowered his head, and there was a little Yaksha beside him, looking at him secretly with squinted eyes.

On the wanted poster, the black-haired man had a gentle smile, but the red font marked that he was an unforgivable criminal.

Zhongli paused, "What did you do in Fontaine?"

"I haven't gone yet, but I asked someone to go and grab some things." Su Ming recalled, "Then... I wrote a letter to the Water God to ask her if she needed a dog."

"And then?" Zhongli's eyelids twitched, and there was a rare hint of hesitation in his voice.

So what did the dog do wrong?!

Why does Su Ming want to be a dog? !

Perverted? !

Su Ming pursed his lips, "She said it's okay."

Then he asked the young master to steal Fontaine Technology and give it to the doctor. Before leaving, he captured all the people who were to be judged by the Water God and released them.

It’s okay to be a dog, but dogs can destroy your house.

Don't blame him.

The prison in Fontaine is really fragile.