Genshin Impact: Forced to Become a Follower of the Seven Gods

"The hero of Teyvat has grown crooked..."

The young man in green sat on the dragon's back, his expression filled with grief, his hand still tightly grasping a bottle of wine, "It's crooked! It's crooked!"

"You knew this would happen."

At the side, a man wearing a golden brown robe with wide sleeves, and a shining dragon horn poking out from his hair, "But it seems that I don't have the opportunity to take action today."

Wendy was stunned for a moment, then turned around with a drunken face, and said earnestly, "Last time, when my apprentice died, I was still looking for his soul. Are you going to beat him to death yourself this time?"

Hearing this, Zhongli glanced at Wendy and asked, "How could you have such a dangerous idea?"

Wendy:……

What does the regret in your tone mean?

"Let's go." Zhongli looked for a moment, his eyes sweeping across the vast gray fog that appeared on the top of the mountain.

Well, Su Ming didn’t go completely crazy.

Alas, I can’t beat him openly.

"Where are you going?" Wendy blinked and shook the bottle in her hand, "I have wine."

"Su Ming treats us." Zhongli raised his eyes, glanced at Wendy, then turned and left.

Wendy:……

dinner……

"Let's go Tevarin!" Wendy's eyes lit up and he patted the dragon on the back, "Send me back to Mondstadt!"

Let’s drink!

In the snowy mountains, Su Ming shook off the snow on his head, pursed his lips and looked at the boy in front of him, "Why are you so stubborn?!"

The boy frowned in disgust, his neck was white.

Next to him, Albedo held a long sword in his hand, with the blade against the boy's neck, "Be quiet."

He glanced at the captured boy, then turned to look at Su Ming, "He has absorbed some of the power of the Demon Dragon Durin. He is very dangerous."

So it’s still a knife!

"It's okay." Su Ming spread his hands, silently squatted down and used the gray mist to weave a small fishing net. "I have even caught the gods' followers, so why should I be afraid of him?"

"What are you doing!" The young man stared at Su Ming with wide eyes and roared angrily, "Let me go!"

He wants to usurp the throne!

Usurpation, understand?!

"From now on, you will be called Abei Shao." Su Ming put the gray net bag on the boy's head and said seriously, "When you earn enough money from working, I will give you plastic surgery."

Well, once I catch the real Albedo and put him in the pot, I’ll give him a plastic surgery.

As for before... just do some work.

The boy's figure disappeared in the snow, and Albedo's hands were empty.

He put away his sword and looked at Su Ming, "What do you plan to ask him to do? Or is it the Fatui..."

The Fatui had been somewhat interested in the dragon Durin before, and now this fake...

Albedo frowned slightly and looked at Su Ming, "I'm a little confused about your purpose."

"No purpose." Su Ming stood up straight and said softly, "As an executive officer, it is my responsibility to complete the Queen's mission. Even though I am now considered a half-god, I cannot erase this identity."

Hearing this, Albedo raised his eyes and looked at Su Ming, "So you have been a disaster from the beginning to the end?"

Yeah? !

He wants to go back and tell Kaeya and Diluk!

"Yes." Su Ming nodded, put his hand on Albedo's shoulder, with a helpless smile on his face, "It has always been me."

It's just a vest, why are you pretending? !

"You don't seem to be worried that I'll tell others?" Albedo glanced at Su Ming's eyes and said softly, "Your eyes have mutated."

"I wish you could tell them and convince them to believe the truth." Su Ming touched his eyelids and took out a small mirror. "Where did I mutate? Am I going to become a Hillilchur?"

Abedo:…

Indeed, everyone has a very good imagination about Mondstadt.

The kind that no one would believe even if I told them.

"It's turned green, like a wolf that has been hungry for ten years." Albedo pursed his lips and reached out to touch his neck.

Su Ming looked at the little bit of green in his eyes with his back to the light and sneered, "I have been hungry for forty or fifty years, so I can't get green."

Before crossing, I was hungry.

Su Huan, hungry.

Su Ming, even hungrier.

Albedo frowned as he watched Su Ming carrying the sack and turning to leave, and asked hesitantly, "Where are you going?"

"Let's go grab someone." Su Ming waved his hand, "Let's go to Angel's Gift to eat first."

Albedo's eyelids twitched. He felt that he had not been normal since coming to Snow Mountain Su Ming.

Completely crazy?

Or did Su Ming absorb the madness of that white-haired guy?

……

A gift from an angel.

Su Ming stood at the door of Diluk's newly opened tavern, his face full of confusion.

He knew that Diluk had opened a new tavern and had even moved two sets of equipment from his cinema, but...

"Why are you here?"

Su Ming looked at the man in front of him blankly and said hesitantly, "Could it be that there is no Mora in the card I used to pay the bill?"

As he spoke, Su Ming raised his phone and took a look at the balance, "There's still a lot..."

Zhongli glanced at Su Ming and said, "Come and have a free meal."

Su Ming: ...

"You don't need to tell me if you want to eat for free." Su Ming took a deep breath and sat aside. "Where are the pancakes baked in my manor?"

Ying held a plate in front of Su Ming, "Here, do you want honey?"

"Yes, give me more." Su Ming tapped the table with his fingertips, and the girl in the black dress came around from the other side and brought a glass of wine.

"Okay, don't worry about them!" Ying frowned and glanced at the people at the table, then took Yi Yi's hand and said, "Let's go and play with Amber and the others."

A bunch of riddlers!

Just sit together and tell each other riddles!

Su Ming unwrapped the knife and fork wrapped in a towel and looked at Zhongli, "Do you think I have to go crazy on the snowy mountain today?"

"You're going crazy every day." Zhongli was too lazy to pay attention and poured himself tea with the teapot. "I just think you might go completely crazy if you are stimulated."

Like burning yourself.

"That's impossible." Su Ming waved his hand, "My mental state is extremely calm right now."

Zhongli snorted and stopped talking.

"Give me a glass of wine, give me a glass of wine..." Wendy held the zither in one hand and the wine glass in the other, shaking it left and right before speaking, "Master Diluk, please don't kick me out of the party today, right?"

Diluk pursed his lips and frowned, looking the other way.

Out of sight, out of mind. He doesn't even pretend to be an adult when drinking.

"It seems that there are several important people at this table..." Kaia pursed his lips and shook the wine glass, "I shouldn't be here, I should be under the table."

Hearing this, Su Ming raised his eyes and said, "You make it sound like it's very simple."

Kaiya blinked, "I'm a simple person."

"Master Diluk once said that you can only trust half of what Kaeya says." Su Ming shrugged, lowered his head and cut the muffin into small pieces. "As for me... maybe I can't even trust the punctuation marks..."

"You are self-aware." Ying reached over and brought a plate of fruit to the table, then turned back and said, "I won't care about you guys if you are drunk."

Su Ming propped up his chin and looked at Ying, hesitantly asking: "Did you forget something?"

"What?" The blonde girl turned around, squinting her eyes with a weird look on her face.

Su Ming unbuttoned the first button of his shirt, "Don't you want to take a look?"