Genshin Impact: Forced to Become a Follower of the Seven Gods

"Eh?"

The white floating spirit poked its head out from the stairs and looked at the people who were confronting each other at the wine table with a confused look on their faces. "Su Ming, why did you become a disaster again?"

As he spoke, Paimeng floated over, stretched out his hand and grabbed a strand of Su Ming's hair, his face full of curiosity, "But the white hair looks a lot like me!"

Hearing this, Su Ming sighed heavily.

Okay, Paimon always shows up just in time.

On the side, Kaeya and Diluk's expressions froze, and there was a hint of uncertainty in their voices, "Su Ming?"

Su Ming can indeed change, but...

There's no need to change so quickly, right?

"Hi~" Su Ming returned to his original appearance, looking serious, "Kaeya just asked me to scare Master Diluk."

Upon hearing this, Diluk was about to utter a hum but his words were stuck.

He turned to look at Kaia, "Humph!"

Kaeya blinked, "But I only asked you to scare Master Diluk."

"Scared..." Su Ming propped up his chin and looked at Kaiya, and said softly: "But you know, I have always had a big imagination."

Kaia:…

That is true.

"Is it fun to scare people?" Diluk put away his long sword and sat down, picking up the cup on the table. "Paimon, come slower or my sword will fall on your head--"

Before he could finish his words, the wine glass in Diluk's hand fell onto the table with a bang.

Diluk showed a rare look of confusion on his face and pursed his lips. "What is this?"

He seemed to taste something not quite right...

Su Ming raised his eyes and glanced at Diluk.

Great, the whole Diluk turned red.

"Kerner?" Kaiya opened his mouth and said blankly: "Su Ming just finished drinking it, and I poured him a glass..."

Before I pushed it over...

Diluk lowered his eyes and fixed his gaze on the harmless-looking wine bottle on the table.

The next moment, Diluk slammed his head on the table.

Paimon exclaimed, rushed over and shook Diluk, "Master Diluk? What's wrong with you?"

"Drunk?" Su Ming glanced at the wine glass that fell on the ground, silently grabbed the bottle and took a sip, "Is the effect so good?"

I can't feel it, not at all.

On the side, Kaiya's mouth twitched, "One has already been poured, don't show off your drinking capacity at this time."

Su Ming, a person who cannot be judged by common sense.

"Okay..." Su Ming stretched out his hand and pushed Diluk's head to the side, to prevent the righteous man from suffocating himself, "But Master Diluk's nose is quite strong..."

Having said that, Su Ming leaned over to take a look.

Well, it was a little red from the collision, but there was no nosebleed.

"Yes... yes..." Paimon said in a daze, "Then now..."

How to do it?

Was drunk?

"Go to sleep." Su Ming thought for a moment, then glanced at Diluk's clothes. "He's wearing thick clothes. He won't catch a cold even if he sleeps for two hours."

Paimon:...

Paimon was silent for a moment, and couldn't help but speak, "Your Dust Song Pot is right next to you, have you ever considered putting him in the pot?"

Su Ming shook his head, "Because I haven't decided what position I want Diluk to sleep in."

How could it not be put into the pot?

“I think we can draw cat whiskers on his face.” Kaeya supported his chin with one hand and glanced at Diluk’s face. “Sometimes he really is like a bad-tempered cat.”

"That makes sense." Su Ming blinked. "If I didn't feel it was disrespectful to Master Diluk, I would have used the Abyss Mage's hat to make cat ears for him."

Kaia:…

He felt that it was disrespectful for him to draw a cat face for the photo, but he didn't expect Su Ming to continue thinking about it?

Thinking of this, Kaiya hesitated for a moment, but still looked at Su Ming and asked, "What is the biggest tease you can think of for a person?"

Su Ming: ...

Su Ming's strange gaze fell on Kaiya's face, "Why do you ask this?"

"Maybe..." Kaia ruffled his hair and said hesitantly, "I want to find out what you think in advance? To avoid being retaliated against next time I tease you?"

"Oh~"

Su Ming showed a smile on his face and looked Kaiya up and down, "I can't say that, it's too dirty."

No one can be more crazy than him.

Kaia:? ? ?

A question mark flashed across Kaiya's forehead, and his eyes were deep.

Why is it dirty?

Drawing a cat face is dirty?!

"Kaeya..." Paimon patted Kaeya's shoulder with a mature look on his face, looking at Kaeya with a strange look, "You still don't know Su Ming well enough."

Su Ming, that was a ruthless man who burned his own divine body in an attempt to take Teyvat into his possession with the power of a mortal...

When it comes to going crazy, no one can compare to Su Ming.

Ying is indeed a scumbag, but Su Ming hides even more scumbags.

"What's that in your eyes, Paimon?" Kaia looked at Paimon in shock with a hint of confusion in his eyes. "Is that pity?"

Him, Kaia!

The cavalry captain of the Knights of Favonius, although he has no horse either.

How can I be pitied for having bad intentions?

"Hey..." Su Ming smiled and shook his head, then pulled Paimeng over, "Why did you come here alone? Where's Ying?"

Paimon came back to his senses and frowned, "Nashida and Klee are having a blast, Ying and Miss Barbara followed them to prevent them from burning the mountain and bombing the city, so..."

"Oh." Su Ming didn't show any surprise and said softly, "Are you here to watch me drink?"

"Ying and I already know that you can't die from drinking." Paimon curled his lips and said helplessly: "I just want to find Albedo. I want something that can turn fruit into juice. The fruit I found in the snowy mountains a few days ago was too sweet..."

"Didn't find it?" Su Ming felt that this reason was somewhat familiar, and hesitantly asked, "What fruit?"

"Sunset fruit." Paimon tilted his head. "I didn't find Miss Sugar either. Timaus was reading a letter. He didn't look normal..."

Su Ming's heart skipped a beat and he drew a line on the table with his fingertips.

Super sweet sunset fruit, juicer.

This is another known activity plot that can’t be messed with…

Su Ming thought about it, took out a juice cup and handed it to Paimeng, "I have it."

"!" Paimon's eyes lit up, "Really? Can it be turned into juice directly? I really want to drink super sweet juice!"

"Let's go find Albedo tomorrow." Su Ming patted Paimon's head and narrowed his eyes slightly.

"But I already have..." Paimon blinked and asked in confusion: "Why do I need to go find him?"

Su Ming thought about it and made up an excuse, "I killed that white-haired creature a few days ago. I want to find Albedo to discuss how to cut the white-haired creature into eight or ten pieces for use as labor."

Paimon:...

Kaia:…

"Is the Fatui's virus spreading so quickly?" Kaiya looked at Su Ming with a puzzled look, "It was such a waste of talent to be a doctor before..."

Look, you’re already thinking about working.