Genshin Impact: Forced to Become a Follower of the Seven Gods

The top of Tianheng Mountain.

Three figures sat together around a campfire, with strange kitchen utensils placed on the flames.

An iron rack that looks like a rectangle, with a square shabu-shabu pot on one side and an iron plate that looks like a baking tray on the other.

Su Ming took out a knife and quickly cut the tomato in his hand into pieces and threw it into one side of the hot pot. The other side was filled with Jueyun peppers.

Next to Su Ming, Tartaglia was very skillfully gutting the fish and shrimp he had bought, and from time to time he would light up his Eye of God and use the element of water to clean the ingredients.

Zhongli looked around and finally decided to place a few rock objects that looked like stools next to the flame, and then use the rock elements to create a hollow table.

The hole in the middle of the table fits the peculiarly shaped boiler perfectly.

Su Ming took out some miscellaneous condiments and various tableware from his bag, and then took out the limited edition Dandelion Wine he had requested from the Dawn Winery.

After arranging the ingredients, the three of them looked at each other in bewilderment as they looked at the strange pot.

Next to Su Ming's hand, the sunset loach was lying obediently on a vegetable leaf, chewing the leaf seriously.

"Master, master, I want some radish slices!" Sunset Eel finished chewing a leaf, looked up at the white-haired lunatic sitting next to him, "I want a small piece!"

Hearing this voice, Su Ming nodded silently, pulled out a piece of radish from the side and stuffed it into Sunset Loach's small bowl.

Ever since he clicked on the skill to increase the favorability of animals that can attract cats and dogs, he can understand the voices of these small animals.

When Su Ming was with Ying, he directly stuffed the Sunset Loach into his backpack to prevent it from being caught by Ying and used as material.

Besides, the little pet was a pendant of the snake demon executive, and in order to prevent it from being exposed, Su Ming had never taken it out.

A hint of curiosity flashed in Zhongli's eyes. Although he couldn't understand what Sunset Loach was saying, the Sunset Loach of this snake-element executive seemed a little too psychic.

"The pot is boiling..." Su Ming's eyes lit up. He quickly picked up the thinly sliced ​​meat next to him and threw it in, then quickly prepared the sauce in his own bowl.

Hot pot hot pot!

On the other side, Zhongli consciously scooped up a large piece of meat with one chopstick and dipped it into his own small bowl with simple seasoning.

Su Ming was just about to pick up some food when he was suddenly startled.

He turned his head silently and saw that Tartaglia was holding the chopsticks crookedly and looking at the pot in front of him with a resentful look on his face.

Su Ming blinked and said, "I'm sorry, I forgot about you..."

As he spoke, Su Ming quickly took out a pair of bamboo tongs and a small colander and handed them to Tartaglia, "Eat quickly!"

My Emperor is so awesome!

He looks well-mannered and doesn't seem to be in a hurry while eating hotpot, but his speed is not slow at all!

Tartaglia was startled and quickly picked up his colander, "Come on, give me some meat first!"

If you are any slower, there will be no food!

You know, he didn’t eat much in order to wait for Mr. Yun’s show!

After wolfing down the food for a while, the few of them slowed down.

The glass was filled with transparent wine with a light green color, which shone brightly under the light of the campfire.

Su Ming took a sip of dandelion wine and lowered his eyes to look at the sunset loach lying on its back beside him, which he had already eaten.

The tip of the sunset loach's red tail swung back and forth, hitting Su Ming's wrist again and again. Its belly was bulging, and it was obvious that it had eaten too much.

"Nighttime parties are really nice." Zhongli put down his chopsticks and elegantly wiped the corners of his lips with a handkerchief beside him. "But from a general theoretical point of view, eating too much at night is not easy to digest and is bad for the body..."

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On the side, Su Ming narrowed his eyes speechlessly.

Although you eat very elegantly, the quantity is not small!

Su Ming used tongs to pick up the grilled fish on the baking tray, turned it over, and sprinkled the seasonings at hand on it.

The flavors of Jueyun pepper and pepper are stimulated by oil and fire, and the fragrance is everywhere.

Tartaglia's eyes lit up, and she unceremoniously raised the plate in front of Su Ming, her deep blue eyes filled with a desire to eat.

Su Ming consciously put the grilled fish into the plate and then replaced it with another fish.

As for a certain idle person who doesn't eat seafood, he will naturally eat some grilled vegetables while drinking.

The moon was bright and the stars were sparse. A breeze was blowing from the top of Tianheng Mountain, carrying with it the aroma of delicious food.

Tartaglia narrowed his eyes and put a piece of fish into his mouth with a knife and fork.

Fresh sea fish from Liyue Harbor are scaled and gutted before being grilled on an iron plate, with Jueyun peppers and various spices added.

It tastes so delicious when you take a bite.

The sweetness of the sea fish is combined with the spicy and numbing spices and swallowed into the stomach with scorching temperature.

"It's delicious!" Tartaglia smiled and patted Su Ming's shoulder, "So we can open a store together!"

If Su Ming were to open a restaurant with his cooking skills, he would definitely make a lot of money, right?

Hearing this, Su Ming looked at Tartaglia speechlessly.

Have you ever considered how the Queen feels?

The two executives that we have trained with great difficulty have no interest in work and only want to cook. Be careful that the queen will come over with a knife and chop you directly, okay? !

Su Ming stretched out a finger and put it close to Tartaglia's eyes, "Did you see it?"

Tartaglia looked at it blankly, and even stretched out his hand to pull the finger, "What do you see?"

Su Ming pointed at the knife wound on his finger and said, "If I open a restaurant, do you think my hands can last a day?"

Just hotpot and barbecue, which don't require the use of a knife, have already left this unlucky guy covered in scars!

Tartaglia swallowed dryly, touched his body, took out a roll of wrinkled bandage from his arms and wrapped it around Su Ming's hand, "Well... forget it..."

I forgot that my friend is an unlucky guy.

Although cooking now won’t cause the kitchen to explode, it will still hurt yourself.

If he didn't know that Su Ming wasn't completely perverted, he would have suspected that Su Ming was going to use him as a human experiment...

"You two have such a good relationship..." Zhongli sighed, the corners of his lips slightly raised, and the vermilion color at the corners of his eyes looked captivating under the firelight.

Hearing this, Tartaglia laughed and said, "Of course!"

"To be honest with you, Mr. Zhongli, Adonis and I have known each other since childhood, but we have never had a proper fight." Tartaglia took a sip of wine with regret, "Every time we fight, he would accidentally sprain his ankle or fall into the Hilichurl camp, or get a bump from a falling sunset fruit..."

What is it like to have a very unlucky friend?

How does it feel when the other party is unlucky in a fight?

The duck in question felt that the other party was so miserable that he couldn't bear to kill him. He always felt that he could kill the other party with one knife.

Thinking of this, Tartaglia's eyes suddenly lit up, and he patted Su Ming's shoulder vigorously, "Good friend, I want to give you a big gift!"

Hearing this, Su Ming's eyelids twitched involuntarily.

Tartaglia looked at Zhongli with sparkling eyes, his face full of interest, "Mr. Zhongli, does the Hall of Rebirth have any scheduled projects?"

"I want to give Adonis a reservation for the Hall of the Dead. I want the best one!"

As soon as the words fell, both Su Ming and Zhongli were stunned.

Su Ming blinked, and suddenly felt his eyes warm up and he wanted to cry out loud. Although we are good brothers, you can't send me funeral services in advance. Who would order a coffin for themselves in their early twenties? Now, you even ordered a master of ceremonies for yourself.

Su Ming: You are a real dog, Dada!

Zhongli's eyelids suddenly twitched, and he looked at the orange-haired young man in front of him with a little incomprehension. The knowledgeable Rock King Emperor couldn't help but fall into deep doubt at this time. Is this Fatui's executive officer not smart? I think this executive officer can definitely talk to that kid Hu Tao, but does Adonis, the snake demon, really not regret making friends with him? I treat you as a friend, but you want to send me away?

Zhongli: I am not a human but you are a real dog!

In the silence between the two, Tartaglia blinked with a hint of innocence in her eyes, "This service should be available, right? After all, the Hall of the Dead is the largest funeral organization in the entire Teyvat continent!"

Tartaglia looked around and looked at Su Ming expectantly, "My friend, you must be very touched. What do you think of my idea?"

His little friend is really unlucky. He might get trapped outside at any time.

If you pay more money to the Wangsheng Hall, the hall master will definitely take it seriously.

Then they won't have to worry about where Su Mingga is and no one will come to collect his body...

Under Tartaglia's expectant gaze, Su Ming's throat moved.

The dandelion wine passed down the throat, and combined with the spicy Jueyun pepper, it caused a burning sensation in the stomach.

Su Ming endured it again and again, and smiled: "It's a gift in return, I will give you one too."