Genshin Impact: Forced to Become a Follower of the Seven Gods

"Wouldn't it be nice to be one of the gods on earth?"

The little girl with white hair and green eyes sat by the campfire, swinging her legs, holding the popcorn fed by the traveler in her arms, "Have your own territory, become the faith of your subjects, and protect the lives of those around you..."

At this point, Nashida turned around and looked at Su Ming seriously, "Your statue will stand on the earth, and people will worship it every day."

"You sound like a liar right now." Su Ming's expression didn't change at all, and he wrapped the spring rolls skillfully and quickly. "Besides, what would I offer as a deity? Light novels or dog food?"

Nasida:…

Nashida narrowed her eyes speechlessly, "Are you not moved at all?"

"I'm not tempted." Su Ming glanced at the heated frying pan and placed the spring rolls neatly on it. "Although my soul is still a little bit missing and I can't remember anything from my previous life, but no matter how I think about it...if I am willing to be this god, I won't burn myself to death, right?"

Having said that, Su Ming sighed slightly.

He listened to the sizzling sound coming from the frying pan and whispered, "I know myself. I am a very surviving person. If it weren't for the last resort, who would be so bored as to roast themselves as if they were meat..."

Tartaglia looked at the handful of meat in her hand and pursed her lips, "Can you give examples without food next time?"

He suddenly felt full.

"Okay, use something else next time." Su Ming comforted casually, and turned over with the spring rolls picked up by chopsticks. "If the Heart of God is really that good, can we, the Fatui, get it?"

Nashida couldn't refute, so she just stuffed her head with popcorn.

"The body that contains the soul is the only god." Su Ming's eyes flickered, and he said softly: "It is your own soul, not a controlled soul."

What good is there in protecting someone?

Look at these gods, their hair has faded from working so hard for their people.

Why did he become a god? To take his own people with him to be dogs for others?

"Sir, where is my Eye of God?" Su Ming suddenly remembered something and turned to look at Zhongli, "I have given it to you, so you can't confiscate it."

Zhongli:……

Zhongli looked at Su Ming solemnly, "To control the world's luck, do you still need the Eye of God?"

It sounds like it really works.

"This is my collection." Su Ming spread his hands, looking serious, "Who wouldn't want to collect all the Seven Kingdoms' Eyes as a collection?"

If he wasn't afraid of being beaten up, he would have used the Eye Hunting Order himself.

Stuff the whole thing into the pot, including the person's eyes!

Zhongli shook his head helplessly and placed the Eye of God in Su Ming's palm.

"Anyone who possesses the Eye of God has the opportunity to become a god, and is called the Original God." Su Ming's fingertips passed over the Eye of God, and he said helplessly: "So the reason why I can't use the Eye of God is that I already have the Heart of God."

It doesn’t matter, what matters is that what is given to him is his, collect it!

Su Ming hung the Eye of God back on his wrist and slowly took out the golden spring rolls one by one.

Zhongli glanced at the light spot shrouded in gray mist and asked, "How do we deal with it?"

Hearing this, Su Ming raised his eyes and glanced at Xiao Tongzi.

It's not considered betrayal, but rather loyalty, but a strange process was added to it.

"If Paimeng is deceived by a bad guy one day and does something that will harm you." Su Ming turned his head to look at Ying and asked, "What would you do?"

Hearing this, Paimon blinked and said, "No way!"

"Then twist off the bad guy's head." Ying narrowed her eyes, "I always know the priorities."

"Okay." Su Ming patted Xiao Tongzi, then stuffed Xiao Tongzi back into his chest with his backhand, "A hero who knows the priorities, it's time to eat. Do you still remember the Kavi in ​​your pot?"

fluorescent:? ? ?

The blonde girl looked at the pot in front of her blankly, then suddenly came to her senses.

Oh! Kavi!

Ying quickly took out the dust-singing pot and shook it, looking apologetic.

"Are we there yet?" Kavi blinked, not expecting that he had been forgotten. "Is this Heguan? It looks like it would fit in perfectly with Mr. Su's horror amusement park!"

Looking at Kavi's excited expression, Ying pursed her lips and slapped herself twice in her heart.

Ugh, so guilty.

"Let's eat first." Su Ming pointed to the stool next to him and said helplessly: "Don't think about the design draft yet."

Kavi blinked and took the cutlery from Ying, "Don't you want to look at the design and make some changes?"

For example, could you please make some small suggestions that are low-key, luxurious, elegant and innovative?

"It's up to you to decide." Su Ming rubbed his forehead and said helplessly, "I hate looking at design drafts the most. Just do whatever you think is best."

Having said that, Su Ming raised his eyes and glanced at Kavi.

He silently took out a card from his pocket and handed it to Kawi, "Prepay the deposit. As for your expenses during this period, the bill can be sent to Northland Bank and charged to my account."

Kavi: ...

Kavi stared blankly at the Moraka in his hand, then raised his head again.

Hmm... Is the client too careless or too stupid? Or both?

"Does your boss know that you spend so much money?" Ying glanced at Kawi, suppressed his reputation as a rich man, and said speechlessly, "Will Northland Bank go bankrupt?"

Ever since Su Ming met her, Paimeng's meals have been covered, and the bills of these gods are all paid for by Su Ming, as well as the gifts that need to be sent to various friends, and Su Ming's own seemingly luxurious living expenses.

"This is my money, he has no right to interfere." Su Ming bit the spring roll lazily and snorted, "He can't beat me."

Hearing this, Ying sighed slightly.

She glanced at Zhongli and sighed heavily, "It's good to have a student who can make money..."

So sour, she also wants to accept a very rich student.

"Oh right." Su Ming seemed to remember something, took a sip of wine and then turned to look at Zhongli, "My mother came to Inazuma and wanted to visit you, sir."

Zhongli picked up a handkerchief and wiped the corners of his lips, and said in a deep voice: "Wait a few days. There are a lot of things going on in the hall these days."

Well, the Fatui sneaked across the Chasm and rescued many injured and trapped Fatui members.

For those who unfortunately died, their affairs after death were entrusted to the Hall of Rebirth.

He is very busy!

Zhongli glanced at the guest official of the Wangsheng Hall who never worked overtime, and said, "Take me back to Liyue later."

You can go back by yourself, but why not take the shortcut?

Su Ming: ...

Su Ming took a deep breath and said, "I always feel like I am the transportation hub of Teyvat."

His pot and anchor are the means of transportation.

Keep charging like this!

"It's not impossible to do this business." The blonde girl narrowed her eyes and began to calculate, "I can make money with my pot."

"Your pot?" Su Ming pointed at Kavi, "Ask Kavi to tell me, is your pot good looking?"

Kavi blinked and said innocently, "Living in that cave is worse than lying on the streets of Xumi."

If one day, you have to choose between the pot full of lions and the steps at the door of Elhaisen's house...

Then Kawi chose the stool in front of El Haisen's house.