Genshin Impact: Forced to Become a Follower of the Seven Gods

"Don't you mind that Su Ming is standing on Zhidong's side?"

Amidst the commotion, Ying walked up to Zhongli, who was standing on the edge of the cliff, and asked in confusion, "He was your student, but he ended up becoming an executive officer of the Kingdom of Winter."

Hearing this, Zhongli turned his head and asked, "Why should I mind?"

Under Ying's doubtful gaze, Zhongli sighed slightly and said, "I told you before that the Ice God and I are not completely on opposite sides."

fluorescent:? ? ?

A hint of doubt flashed across the blonde girl's eyes, and she touched her head in confusion.

"As for Su Ming..." At this point, Zhongli turned his head slightly and looked at the man squatting beside the stove and throwing meatballs into it, "..."

The blonde girl looked back blankly and was stunned for a moment.

Perhaps it was the bad luck over the years that had cultivated a perfect set of muscle memory. Even though he was not so unlucky now, Su Ming still avoided danger out of reflex, such as the oil drops bursting out of the hot pot.

But unfortunately, the oil drops were not heading towards his eyes, and when Su Ming dodged, they really went into his eyes.

"It's a variable..." Zhongli said the last few words, but in the end he could only sigh helplessly.

Forget it, forget it, these are just students I accepted, so I’ll just have to be patient.

What should I do if I can't bear it? Beat him to death?

Nashida stood on tiptoe, holding the bottle of water to rinse Su Ming's eyes, conscientiously acting like an emotionless faucet.

After a while, Su Ming rubbed his eyes and stood up, "It's better to be unlucky..."

At least he is used to bad luck and can avoid it.

Nashida pursed her lips and sighed, "If you could put your soul back together, maybe this wouldn't happen."

"So what is Su Ming going to do?" Paimeng, who was holding the dark green fairy and swinging it around, asked, "If you want a soul, you have no power. If you want power, you have no soul."

Su Ming asked the people around him to sit around the pot and yawned.

"I feel like my opponent doesn't know me well enough and is too confident in himself." Su Ming mixed the sesame oil and sauce at the bottom of the bowl and whispered, "It seems to have been giving me choices, but it also doesn't seem to have given me any choices."

Whether it is Su Huan or Su Ming, they seem to always have room for choice, but they are always being pushed forward.

"So I want them all." Su Ming chuckled, scooped up a handful of meat with a colander and put it into Nashida's bowl, "I don't want to choose."

Tartaglia, who was holding a bowl, said: …

He glanced at Nashida's bowl, then at his own empty bowl, and said blankly, "Why don't you want a brother if you have a sister?"

"Here, here, here..." Su Ming muttered, and quickly grabbed a few pieces of meat from the messy pot with chopsticks and stuffed them into Tartaglia's bowl, "Can't you try harder to learn how to use chopsticks?"

"I'm a winter person, why should I learn how to use chopsticks?" Tartaglia glanced at Paimon, gave half of the few pieces of meat to Paimon, and said helplessly: "It's not like I was kicked out of the house by the Queen, right?"

Hearing this, Su Ming turned his head silently, "Are you serious? Except for the Kingdom of Winter, you can be found in every country."

Tartaglia was silent for a moment, then chuckled and retorted, "Yes, the Winter Solstice Executor who betrayed Liyue. I can't seem to see you in Winter Solstice either."

"Oh, betrayal happens once and for all. Who knows, I might become one of the seven gods' followers someday." Su Ming shrugged indifferently, saying, "For example, I can barely bear the title of three gods' followers right now."

Dadalia: ...

"Haven't you been struck by lightning enough?" Paimeng raised his head from the food that everyone was feeding him and looked at Su Ming seriously. "To sum up, the Thunder God has struck you twice."

Hearing this, Su Ming's right arm trembled slightly.

He glanced at the scars still left on his arm and sighed, "Once, twice, but not three times. There won't be a third time. If you hit me a third time, I will..."

"What do you do?" Paimon blinked in confusion and asked, "Bribe her with dessert?"

"No." Su Ming thought for a moment and said seriously, "Then I will use fried tofu to bribe the Eightfold Divine Son."

When the time comes to beat God, I’ll give him a spot.

Hearing this, Ying silently rolled her eyes.

"Wait..." Su Ming seemed to remember something in a trance, and looked at Ying with a puzzled look, "Where's Kavi? Where's the designer I invited?"

Something is wrong. I haven't seen that silly golden retriever all day.

"Oh, Kawi..." Ying wiped the sauce from the corner of her lips and said helplessly: "Ask Xiao."

Su Ming turned his head silently and looked at the boy sitting next to Zhongli who had already finished three plates of almond tofu, "Kavi..."

Is there any inevitable connection between Kavi and Xiao?

Xiao lightly lifted his eyelids and glanced at Su Ming, then said in a cold voice, "I'm researching Wangshu Inn."

He couldn't sleep because of the noise, otherwise who would come out to eat supper in the middle of the night...

As for those monsters that need to be dealt with at night when there are no pedestrians...

We have to ask Su Ming what commission Su Ming gave to Chongyun.

The boy with light blue hair and his friends shouted and exorcised evil spirits. Wherever they passed, Xiangling had to take away every mint plant and put it in the pot.

He, the Great Sage who conquers demons, is unemployed.

Su Ming was slightly startled, then turned to look at Ying, "No one is following? If no one is following, she will be sold, right?"

“Miss Yi Yi, follow me.” The blonde girl yawned and said lazily, “I don’t know why, but if Miss Yi Yi says no with a cold face, Kavi won’t do it.”

Su Ming: ...

Oh, El Haisen sequelae, normal.

On the side, Xiao glanced at Su Ming, then turned to look at Zhongli, "Emperor, I don't have any monsters to expel these days."

He, the Great Sage who conquers demons, is unemployed.

Zhongli picked up a meatball from the pot, put it in the bowl and broke it in half, "Vacation is really relaxing."

elf:……

Doesn't anyone care that he is unemployed?

Since he has no monsters to fight in the future, does he have to go to Jueyunjian and find a mountain to isolate himself?

"Well...if I'm on vacation..." The blonde girl raised her head and looked at Xiao with a hint of expectation in her eyes. "Su Ming said he would take me to Heguan to solve puzzles. Do you want to come with me? I just happened to receive a request to go to Heguan to find a wooden reed flute."

Hearing this, the young man was slightly startled and looked at Zhongli with inquiring eyes.

Zhongli continued to eat as usual. After a while, he put down his chopsticks and said, "You have been guarding Guiliyuan for a long time. You should also take a rest for a while."

Hearing this, the young man nodded and replied, "Then I will follow the traveler to Inazuma. Your Majesty, do not worry."

Zhongli:……

Can you engrave the fact that he has retired in your heart!

Why did the Great Sage Subduing Demons ask for the opinion of a guest from the Hall of Rebirth!

"We just finished Inazuma's commission and it was time for the Moon-Chasing Festival..." Ying thought about it and suddenly remembered something.

She grabbed Su Ming's sleeve and said seriously, "The day before yesterday, your men went to Qun Yu Pavilion to discuss cooperation. It seems that your communication tools are ready?"

"Yes." Su Ming nodded while hugging Lanaro's body, holding the wine glass in his other hand, "Any questions?"

The blonde girl looked serious and spoke hesitantly, "So you collected four God's Hearts?"

She remembered that Su Ming and a certain slice of the doctor had talked about this matter.

"I got there." Su Ming smiled and tilted his head to look at Ying, "So you plan to attack me and snatch the Heart of God?"