Genshin Impact: Forced to Become a Follower of the Seven Gods

Several figures were sitting around a small stone table, and each of them was looking at the radish spirit on the table with a weird look.

"So... not only did you steal the little auspicious grass king back, but you also became a follower of the grass god?"

After a while, Zhongli spoke in a serious tone.

This disciple is extraordinary, he can not only steal gods.

Now he is known as the Ice God's Follower and the Grass God's Follower.

What? Is the position of the Rock God's followers a hot butt?

"Not a dependent." Su Ming thought for a moment, stretched out his hand and flicked the leaves of Lanna Luo, "I didn't steal the god, I just stole a sister back, and the Great Compassion Tree King is still squatting in Xumi."

"Yes." Nashida nodded obediently and said seriously, "I am Su Ming's sister now. I understand it very well."

Zhongli:……

Zhongli was at a loss for a moment, and then nodded heavily after a long while, "Okay..."

"But..." The blonde girl looked at the carrot in front of her and complained, "Can't you let your real body talk to me?"

I really want to hear the voice of Luobo Su Ming.

Hearing this, Su Ming's eyes flashed, "No."

If this can be said, then wouldn’t the missing 77th Lanaro be able to be put into context... ?

Then it would be of no use for him to become Lanaro.

Ying rolled her eyes and poked Nashida beside her, "Very good, I think I don't have to travel to Xumi. She is definitely not that strange deity."

"Oh." Nashida glanced at Ying, "But you still have to go. I have hidden a lot of private money in Xumi waiting for you to find."

Well, it would be best to look for her relatives.

Oh, no, it’s the dependents of her predecessors. She doesn’t deserve to have dependents now.

"I'm not the youngest anymore." Paimon watered Lanna Luo hesitantly and said softly, "Su Ming is younger than me now."

"Shut up." Su Ming rolled his eyes and reached out to knock on Paimeng's head, "Don't call me young!"

Paimon:?

"But you are obviously smaller than me." Paimon covered his forehead and said unconvincedly: "You are only as big as a palm now."

Don’t let people tell the truth!

"Don't call him small in front of any man." Su Ming pursed his lips and smiled, then stuffed Lanaro into the Chen Ge pot with his backhand.

Just after putting it in, Su Ming took it out and held it in his hand.

I almost forgot, there are a bunch of slices in the pot, maybe I cut the main body of the pot.

After thinking for a moment, Su Ming put the flower pot in Nashida's hand and said, "As a younger sister, is it okay for you to take care of your sick brother?"

Nasida:…

Nashida narrowed her eyes speechlessly, "Are you sure you are sick?"

Do her relatives despise her so much?

"Almost, almost..." Su Ming stuffed the kettle into Nashida's hand again and said seriously, "You are now the only god who has completely retired and the only rich god. You should be obedient."

Nasida:…

Zhongli:……

Zhongli was silent for a moment and changed the subject, "So what did you find in the World Tree?"

I can’t listen to it anymore. If I continue, I’ll want to beat this rebellious disciple to death.

As soon as she finished speaking, Ying suddenly raised her head and looked at Su Ming with expectant and worried eyes.

On the side, Tartaglia yawned and said lazily: "Although I can't guess what Adonis knows, I am sure that he has solved the unfortunate situation."

At this point, Tartaglia looked at Su Ming and chuckled, "Since you came back with the little lucky grass king, not to mention that the house collapsed, you can't even bite your tongue when you eat."

Hearing this, Zhongli's eyelids twitched slightly, and he looked at Su Ming with deep eyes.

"Really?" Paimon was pleasantly surprised. "Can you really stop being unlucky?"

"I guess so..." Su Ming groaned for a moment, then said softly, "I can control it, but not completely. At least I can ensure that I won't be in any danger of life due to bad luck."

The little system covered its head with its hands and hid in the small dark room, trembling.

It feels like this small system is a burden to the host. Not only can its capabilities not keep up, but its brain can't keep up either.

"I'm glad your life isn't in danger..." Tartaglia breathed a sigh of relief and said helplessly, "So next time we go ice fishing, I don't have to go into the water to get you, right?"

On the side, Ying and Paimon looked at each other and relaxed at the same time.

Indeed, in this way at least Su Ming won't get killed accidentally because of some strange bad luck.

"That's good..." Ying blinked and looked at Su Ming again, "I set up a tent at Tianheng Mountain last night. Do you want to go for a barbecue?"

Su Ming thought about it and nodded, "Okay."

Well, it’s time to start the daily grind.

Ying's eyes lit up, and she turned to look at Nashida, "So you are Su Ming's sister now, and you are also my sister. What would you like to eat?"

Nashida thought about it and frowned slightly, "I don't know."

Well, I don’t know what tastes good, so I want to try them all.

At the side, Tartaglia snatched the flower pot from Nashida's hand, raised it in her hand, and pointed a water arrow at Lanaro, "Hot pot, you make it, or I will beat you to death."

Su Ming: ...

In the silence, Su Ming looked up blankly, "Have you been infected with a cruel virus by Dotore?"

what happened?

Why did Tartaglia suddenly start threatening him?

"Because I suddenly found that the carrot spirit is quite useful and won't fight back." Tartaglia scratched his head and said helplessly: "And I can't let the tradition of the executor end in my hands, right?"

Adonis has set a trap for the Doctor, and he always feels out of tune with the Fatui.

Hearing this, Su Ming was stunned.

He glanced at Lanaro and said speechlessly, "You..."

Can't you make a threat with some weight?

Besides... who said Lanaro has no fighting ability?

"I'll treat you to Xian Tiao Qiang, and then I'll catch a fish myself." Tartaglia blinked and said seriously, "You cook tonight."

Since I'm not unlucky anymore, I'll just go and work as a chef.

At the side, Ying turned around blankly and looked at Su Ming, "Maybe you can go fishing with Tartaglia."

As she spoke, Ying's eyes fell on the open collar of Su Ming's shirt.

Su Ming: ...

Su Ming was silent for a moment, looking at the blonde girl in front of him, "What dirty things have you been thinking about in your mind during the days I was away?"

Hearing this, Ying sighed heavily, "I just found that my life is so miserable, separated from my brother, and he avoids seeing me."

"Then?" Su Ming narrowed his eyes, waiting for the second half of Ying's sentence.

"I have no money to travel, and I have to support Paimeng as a commission." Ying raised her eyes and looked at Su Ming eagerly, "I am so miserable. I have no food to eat during the trip, and now I have no money to eat."

Su Ming: ...

Dadalia: ...

Zhongli:……

For a while, Zhongli looked at Su Ming with a strange gaze, his eyes clearly expressing his inner thoughts.

——Did you, a traitor, lead the righteous travelers astray? !