Genshin Impact: Forced to Become a Follower of the Seven Gods

"No."

The black-haired man had a serious look on his face, sitting on the rocking car like a good student in school, "I definitely didn't find a part-time job for my husband. In order to let my husband spend money without restraint and find happiness in shopping, I decided to have a side job!"

Tartaglia silently watched Su Ming's expression change instantly and was speechless for a moment.

To be honest, Su Ming wouldn't be so humble in front of the Queen.

He suddenly missed the white-haired man who had not yet been exposed and who dared to be arrogant in front of Zhongli.

Zhongli's eyes darkened, and the ring on his thumb shone in the sunset. "Won't you take me to visit your property?"

"Ah..." Su Ming was slightly stunned, then quickly jumped off the rocking car, "Okay."

On the side, Tartaglia stretched out his body, with a playful smile on his face, "Take me with you."

Toke held his sister's fingers tightly, and looked at the girl in the black skirt standing behind Su Ming with a cold face, "Then let's play with Sister Yi Yi, but I want to eat the hot pot made by Brother Su Ming tonight!"

"Tok." Tonya smiled shyly, holding Tok's hand and looking at Tartaglia, "Brother, don't worry about us. Sister Yiyi will take good care of us."

Yi Yi, who was standing not far away, was slightly startled. He tilted his head like Tonya, and a stiff arc appeared at the corners of his mouth.

"Go ahead." Su Ming took the queue-free card from Yi Yi and patted Yi Yi on the head. "Play with them more."

Yi Yi blinked blankly, "Yes."

"I feel like my brother has suddenly fallen out of favor..." Tartaglia stood up, casually putting his doll costume aside. His rare white shirt was a little wrinkled, completely covering up the muscular lines of a warrior.

Su Ming looked around and walked towards the toy store nearby. He said, "You are really capable of competing for favor with your own brother."

"I feel like working for you is more tiring than fighting for three days." Tartaglia rubbed his shoulders and leaned lazily against Su Ming. "So are we going to take a hot spring bath tonight?"

Su Ming nodded and said, "Okay, we can call the head of the Kamisato family, and the four of us can play mahjong."

"Can I have a balloon?"

A weak voice suddenly sounded, and Su Ming paused slightly.

Tartaglia turned around and looked at the little girl behind him who was looking up with an innocent look on her face.

"Of course!" Tartaglia smiled brightly, took a bunch of balloons from Su Ming's arm and stuffed them into the little girl's hand, "But are you here alone?"

Hearing this, the girl looked back with sparkling eyes, "Mom and Dad are watching me from behind."

"Okay." Tartaglia smiled, turned around and continued to treat himself as a pendant.

Su Ming looked at his wrist which was marked red by the balloon string and sighed helplessly, "But I feel like you need to bring more money, or less face."

"Why?" Tartaglia looked at the calm guest walking beside him and asked in confusion: "If you were here, I wouldn't be at the bottom of this mahjong activity."

Zhongli:……

Zhongli glanced into Tartaglia's eyes and sighed slightly.

The premise is that Su Ming is really unlucky tonight, otherwise the young master will definitely be at the bottom.

Although he had never met the head of the Kamizato family, just from occasionally hearing other people's comments along the way, he knew that he must be a cunning person.

As they were talking, several people had already stopped in front of the toy store.

The short, fat, palm-sized slimes and various common monsters on the continent of Teyvat are all made to look cute with short arms and legs, but besides being cute, the bases are printed with various methods of dealing with monsters.

For example, put an exclamation mark on your forehead.

Zhongli lowered his eyes and looked at the various toys in the shop, feeling a little melancholy for a moment.

The kid who once held onto his pigtails and refused to let go can now stir up trouble in Teyvat...

"grown ups."

The boss was dressed in black, and his expression was exactly the same as Yi Yi's. "Please come in."

As she spoke, the girl reached out and lifted the curtain beside her, saying, "The exquisitely crafted collections are all inside."

Zhongli raised his eyebrows and followed Su Ming in.

The room was filled with small transparent boxes neatly arranged, and inside the boxes were things that looked very expensive at first glance.

Zhongli's eyes fell on a piece of amber and he pursed his lips. "The quality of this amber is excellent, but it seems to have many cracks that were cut by humans."

Hearing this, Su Ming nodded.

He opened the box and tapped lightly on the amber with the small hammer next to it.

The next moment, the amber cracked, revealing a majestic and domineering rock dragon within.

"Ruo Tuo..." There was a flash of shock in Zhongli's eyes, and then he looked at Xiao Xiao Shipu and Su Ming with an indescribable look.

After a while, Zhongli frowned, "So why didn't you use this as Ruo Tuo's new body?"

Did it have to be so sloppy that it was unbearable to look at, causing Ruota to be now trapped in the Chen Ge pot, making clanging sounds?

"Hmm..." Su Ming pursed his lips and spread his hands, "I didn't want to either, but I don't know why, I forgot how to carve that day."

When I have free time, I just want emotional value.

Zhongli glanced at Su Ming and sighed helplessly.

Forget it, it’s better for my old friend to ding ding dong than for him to stomp his feet in Liyue Harbor.

"What is this?" Zhongli's eyes suddenly fell on the strange doll on the shelf, and he had a bad guess in his mind.

The cyan body from a distance looked a little soft, with two strands of hair on its forehead, a pointed mouth, and a pad under its butt...

A big house that was flattened?

"Doesn't this look like the Great Sage who conquers demons?" Su Ming picked up the doll and held it in front of Zhongli, almost sticking the bird's beak in Zhongli's face. "General Jinpeng! This color looks very Xiao!"

Zhongli:……

Zhongli fell into a long silence, his eyes flickering as he looked at the doll.

It seemed that the words accumulated over thousands of years were unable to describe his mood at that moment.

After a while, Zhongli reached out and pushed the doll away, looking into Su Ming's eyes, "Does Xiao know this?"

If his students and his generals started fighting over this doll, he would definitely eat half a watermelon.

“It’s already sold, right…” Su Ming shrugged nonchalantly, then turned the tag over and handed it to Zhongli, “Look, I’ve written the story of General Jinpeng on it.”

Can Xiao kill himself with one shot?

Be careful or he will take out the photo of the Monkey King secretly grabbing Ying's hand!

"Hmm..." Zhongli could only sigh helplessly, and then he scanned the various furnishings in the room with a look of despair, "Will you really not be beaten to death if you do this?"

Opponents, colleagues, friends or enemies, almost all were harmed by Su Ming.

Su Ming tilted his head, "No, after all, the master gives me a great sense of security."

On the other side, Tartaglia was holding the little duck in her left and right hands and the little whale in her right hand, "Ah... I never thought that the notoriety of the Fatui executive would not be enough to stop these little dolls from going viral."

"But..." Tartaglia suddenly turned his head and looked at a tall box covered with black cloth in the middle of the hut. "I've been working overtime at the amusement park toy factory, but I've never seen the store's treasure..."