Genshin Impact: Forced to Become a Follower of the Seven Gods

"If I catch that stone monster, will you beat me up?"

For a moment, the two girls who were talking fell silent.

Several people looked at Su Ming, their eyes full of confusion.

Stone spirit, are you serious?

"You..." Ying scratched his head blankly, his tone full of confusion, "Wait... I think you have guessed the truth now..."

She... The executive officer has such a good brain, does she still have a chance?

After a while, Zhongli came back to his senses and looked at Su Ming seriously, "Can you catch it?"

All signs indicate that the final truth of this matter is a familiar partner, but...

For a body that is supported by obsession, is there any other way to survive after the obsession disappears?

Su Ming silently opened the panel and took a look at the Four Directions Net that was glowing and ready to go, and nodded, "Of course."

After all, it was a small skill obtained by boasting that he would capture Tuozi Ge and Tevarin, so of course it can be used.

It’s just… maybe the timing is not right.

"Hurry, find clues!" Su Ming glanced at Ying, then stealthily stretched out two fingers and pulled Zhongli's sleeve to move to the side.

Zhongli:? ? ?

There was a trace of confusion in Zhongli's eyes, and he watched Su Ming glare away the half stone spirit again.

Zhongli pursed his lips, "What do you want to say?"

Judging from the look in Su Ming's eyes, he was obviously planning to cause trouble.

Hearing this, Su Ming spread his hands and said, "I want to catch the stone spirit, and this is also for the master..."

Zhongli:……

So many treasure-stealing groups and gilded brigades that you captured are now either working in the desert or have been released by you.

Now you catch a stone monster and you say you are doing it for me?

"Everyone has the responsibility to build Teyvat, and he... is no exception." Su Ming's eyes flickered, and he glanced at Kunjun who was squatting beside the stone, and said: "And if he leaves, it will be a wear and tear on you, sir."

Zhongli: You are right.

“So…” Su Ming raised his eyes and looked at Zhong Li, and said softly: “We can capture him, and then influence him with love, so that he can be happy every day after experiencing war and darkness. What’s wrong with that? If you want to dig holes, dig holes. If you want to drill the ground, drill the ground. We can just treat it as reclaiming wasteland.”

With love...

Zhongli's gaze fell on Su Ming, and his mind quickly retrieved from thousands of years of memory the scene of Su Ming chatting and recruiting a bunch of followers in the streets of Liyue Harbor.

After a while, Zhongli nodded, "The task of persuading him is left to you."

If we let him be moved by himself, we might have to grab Rudra's tail and smash him back and forth in the Rocky Abyss a few times, and then ask him whether he is moved or not.

Hearing this, Su Ming's eyelids jumped.

He looked at Zhongli in front of him and pursed his lips slightly, "Sir, are you serious?"

"Of course." Zhongli raised his eyebrows, his long hair swaying slightly, and the tail of his hair swept across the Eye of God at his waist, "But how are you going to catch him?"

"Maybe..." Su Ming frowned and said, "Do you believe me when I said there was a time when I could do whatever I said?"

The perverted chef’s arrogant speech has now become a minor skill.

Isn’t this just saying what you mean?

At most... at most the casting time is a little bit longer.

"Believe." Zhongli didn't seem to think there was anything wrong and asked casually, "So what did you say at the beginning?"

Su Ming: ...

Su Ming recalled it carefully and said hesitantly: "It seems that... Tuotuo is so cute... I must grab it and hold it in my hands and rub it to death..."

As soon as he finished speaking, a crack appeared on Zhongli's seemingly unchanging expression.

Thousands of years are a long time, and memories have become blurred in the wash of time.

Even though it was worn out, Zhongli could still remember Ruotu's crazy look later.

If he wasn't so crazy, Ruota wouldn't have been sealed.

but……

Zhongli inexplicably lowered his eyes and looked at the hand that Su Ming was holding on to his sleeve.

Holding such a big ball in your hand...

As for the verb at the end, Zhongli ignored it.

Su Ming is indeed so arrogant.

Those who don't know would think that this is a god who killed everyone in the war between demons and gods and then retired, like myself.

Zhongli glanced at Su Ming and asked, "What is your plan?"

Hearing this, Su Ming thought about it carefully and said, "When Ying is being beaten, Mr. Zhongli should not take action first. Let the two of them fight. If the Stone Spirit is tired in the end..."

Zhongli raised his eyebrows, a question mark flashed in his eyes.

"When he got tired, Mr. Zhongli took action. He grabbed his neck and pressed him to the ground, and then..." Su Ming silently pointed at himself, "Then I caught him."

Zhongli was silent for a moment, then said, "He is just an obsession now."

Are they going to catch them and treat them as fairies?

And was this caught by Su Ming?

It was clearly Zhongli who caught him!

Su Ming touched his ring and said, "I just dug up a piece of fine amber."

Zhongli:? ? ?

In the rare blank and confused look of Zhongli, Su Ming said seriously, "The stone spirit is definitely a stone, sir. I actually want to see the live version of the finishing touch."

Zhongli:……

Zhongli didn't want to talk.

After a while, Zhongli nodded heavily, his eyelids drooping as he looked at his hands.

It’s so pitiful. I can’t slack off anymore.

"Zhongli! Su Ming!" Paimeng rushed over with his hands on his hips and said, "They went to the South Heaven Gate! Should we go over there now?"

Hearing this, Su Ming nodded, looked around, and finally looked at Ying, "But I will handle any dangers we encounter on the rest of the journey."

The expression on Ying's face became visibly confused. She tilted her head and looked at Su Ming, "Are you okay?"

If you want to slack off, you must have the awareness of slacking off, just look at Zhongli!

"I just want to move around today." Su Ming calmly put on his gloves, then pulled out a long knife from his backpack and said, "By the way..."

Ying blinked, "By the way?"

"By the way, please open your eyes and take a good look." The tip of the knife hung on the ground. Su Ming stretched his neck lazily and smiled, "Take a look at the strength of the last executive officer and think carefully about whether to take my job."

As he spoke, Su Ming had already started walking towards the South Heaven Gate without any hesitation.

The speed was very fast, but the Eye of God on his wrist did not seem to flash.

Ying watched Su Ming rush into the treasure-stealing group camp in front, turn around and chop down two more dragon lizards, then look back blankly.

"Su Ming, he..." Ying frowned, watching Su Ming jumping up and down and already jumping hundreds of meters away, "Why doesn't he get into the pot? I can actually take you all directly there from the teleportation anchor point."

Hearing this, Zhongli was silent for a moment.

He looked at the chaotic scene ahead and said calmly, "Don't you want those treasure chests anymore?"

He would not admit that his students had been blinded by Tuozi, nor would he admit that he had not thought of Ying's suggestion.

Ying's eyes lit up, and without asking anything, she rushed forward following Su Ming.

"They..." Kunjun was stunned and asked blankly: "Are they okay?"

Zhongli glanced over Kunjun and shook his head.