Genshin Impact: Forced to Become a Follower of the Seven Gods

The boat drifted along the open sea and entered the port of Omos, then changed to a small boat and headed along the river towards Xumi City.

The endless blue sea and blue sky are replaced by lush jungle, so full of vitality that it seems as if it can be breathed into the body.

The smell of soil and trees is intertwined, as if the whole person is lying in the woods.

Su Ming sat on the deck, tilting his head to look at the river banks on both sides.

Little Mushroom Head... Oh no, where's Lanaro? Come out and talk, why don't you go home!

"Go directly to Xumi City?" Diluk turned his head to look at Su Ming and asked, "Or do we need to rest along the way?"

Su Ming opened the map and took a look, then said, "Go directly to Xumi City. On the way back, I need to go to Huachengguo."

"Transform the city?" Diluk raised his eyebrows and asked in surprise, "Do you have many acquaintances in Xumi?"

Su Ming shook his head. "No, it's just that before leaving Mondstadt, Miss Scout Knight came to see me and hoped that I could visit her friend on her behalf when I'm not busy. It seems that she is sick."

Hearing this, Diluk raised an eyebrow.

Amber's partner?

Is it...that girl?

At one side, a young man in white was sitting on the railing with his legs crossed, and his eyes met Su Ming's for some reason.

Su Ming smiled and looked the small slice up and down.

Tsk, I wonder if Cole will directly pull out the enhanced version of Count Rabbit that Alice transformed for Amber when he sees the small slice.

The young doctor knew exactly what Su Ming meant and rolled his eyes impatiently.

How does he know that he will become more and more perverted as he grows older? Go and get the real boss, don't bother him, a worker, he still has to farm!

“Are you sure?” Diluk thought of the potions in Su Ming’s hand and said, “I met that girl once before, and it seems…”

Su Ming shook his head. "I'm not sure. After all, she is my fellow patient."

Diluc:? ? ?

Diluk looked up in shock, his red pupils trembling slightly, "Fellow patient?"

He had inquired about the green-haired girl and found out that she was the doctor's experimental subject.

"Yes..." Su Ming looked at the young doctor again and said with a smile, "Yes, the doctor was planning to cut me off at that time. Who would have thought that the laboratory would catch fire..."

Little Doctor: ...

“So you ran away like her?” Diluk thought about the events of the past few years and said hesitantly, “But…”

Didn't run completely.

Su Ming smiled and reached out to touch the little doctor's head, "No, I'm buried."

Not to mention that his biological parents are officials of the Fatui, even if his biological mother is the queen, it doesn’t matter. The doctor dares to cut her if he wants to, as long as he catches her first.

At that time, he had just gotten a job as an employee at Northland Bank, and before the doctor could hit him with a club, he was hit by a flower pot from the upstairs floor.

After waking up, the weak boy Su Ming was tied to an iron bed in the laboratory, surrounded by doctors of different sizes.

One of them held a scalpel and another held anesthesia, which frightened him so much that his bad luck worsened and he directly ruined the laboratory.

Who would have thought that Cole was one of those who escaped during the chaos.

In order to get involved in the main storyline, Xiao Tongzi has to take the trouble to do so even if he is asleep.

However, thinking about the scene of doctors of all sizes digging people out from the ruins, Su Ming felt a little more balanced.

Su Ming turned his head to look at Diluk and chuckled, "So the doctor hated me after that and would never let me enter the laboratory."

Little Doctor: ...

It's really annoying, but there are servants who really want you to help her take care of the children.

And as an executive, can you please keep your dark history secret? Because is it a good thing to be buried?

Diluk took a deep breath, not knowing what to say.

Unexpectedly, Su Ming's bad luck was actually quite useful and saved him from the fate of becoming an experimental subject.

Soon, the ship slowed down and gradually docked at the pier outside Xumi City.

Su Ming put on a coat and slowly got off the boat.

The young doctor felt that he was in the wrong and picked up Su Ming's luggage.

Anina nodded at Diluk and said, "I have arranged accommodation for you two. Please rest in Xumi City for two days while I arrange the caravan."

……

A mysterious workshop unknown to the public.

The man in ice-white clothes adjusted his gloves as he slowly walked up the stairs.

"Scaramuzi." Dottore stood in front of the huge purple mecha and looked directly at the purple-haired boy inside. "Do you think Adonis is here to help you become a god, or to cause trouble?"

Inside the mecha, the scattered soldiers hung their heads. Pipes of unknown purpose connected the puppets to the complex machinery, and the flow of liquid brought about violent elemental power.

Hearing this, Sanbing raised his eyes and said, "You talk too much."

But here comes Adonis, don't let his mecha explode.

"Heh..." The doctor snorted, but the corners of his lips curled up strangely, "What would happen if Adonis ascended to the throne of God instead?"

Before he finished speaking, a flash of purple came into view.

The purple ball floated between the doctor and the scattered soldiers, cursing, "In the first second after you become a god, the factory exploded and you were crushed to death. In the second second, Sumeru sank, and in the third second, Teyvat collapsed!"

"You're the only one who talks too much. Just do what you need to do. You can't tell who has become a god!"

"I tell you, my former master and current master are both powerful. One is an uncrowned god of disaster, and the other is about to become a god. If you keep talking nonsense, I'll be the first one to kill you!"

Before he could finish, the Doctor snorted.

The little fairy flew backwards strangely and was hit on the mecha like mud.

After a while, the fairy hissed and returned to its original form, but still insisted, "Arrogant! Arrogant! Madman!"

Before he could say anything more, a flash of lightning elemental power enveloped the little fairy.

The scattered soldier pulled the little fairy back and said impatiently, "Shut up."

The doctor cannot kill Su Ming. Crushing a little fairy is as easy as breathing. Why is he so stubborn?

"Dotore." The Skirmisher raised his head and took a deep breath. "You should be thinking about the progress now, not Adonis."

The Doctor's eyes flickered and he snorted.

Before anyone could say anything, a smiling voice suddenly appeared.

"What? Are you discussing me?" Su Ming pushed open the door and glanced at the mecha beside him. "Dottore didn't miss me so much when he was in the Kingdom of Winter... Could it be..."

On the towering platform, the doctor watched Su Ming walk in and his eyelids jumped.

Here he comes, this unlucky guy comes with his bad luck.

Becoming a god... must end prematurely, right?

The soldier lowered his eyes and looked at the young man below, pursing his lips.

"Master!" The little fairy rushed down quickly and bumped into Su Ming. "There's a mint spirit here. There must be something wrong with his experiment. Master No. 2 is crying in pain!"

PhD:? ? ?

Skirmishers: ???

The soldier looked up in frustration and said, "Shut up!"

Su Ming suppressed the smile on his lips and slowly began to climb the stairs.

"You won't let me speak..." The little fairy muttered, shrinking beside Su Ming, "Hurry up and drive the peppermint spirit out, he doesn't understand anything!"

"Noisy." The doctor frowned, and once again ejected the little fairy into the mecha, and said in a low voice, "Scaramsey, keep your dog under control."

"Oh, I have such a bad temper!" The little purple ball quickly got up and was about to rush out and curse when it was imprisoned by the thunder element again.

The scattered soldier gritted his teeth and said, "Shut up."

You've been thrown away a thousand and eight hundred times, but you still haven't learned your lesson!

PS: Add some comic plot (official copycat, backstab warning).