Genshin Impact: Forced to Become a Follower of the Seven Gods

"Can we not use Noelle?"

"I'll use it!"

"Let me use the Wind Pressure Sword!"

"Paimon you are so expensive!"

Amidst the continuous noises, Su Ming slapped the table and said angrily: "Why can't I roll the same dice every time?"

"Because of bad luck?" Tartaglia, wearing a little yellow duck doll, successfully played a card, "So you never got the card that required you to roll the dice again?"

Hearing this, Su Ming complained even more, "It shook, but it's still different."

"My condolences." Paimeng patted Su Ming's shoulder, "So it's my turn now!"

Su Ming sighed heavily and withdrew from this round of Seven Saints Summoning.

"What a pitfall..." Su Ming squatted aside and suddenly looked at Tartaglia, "So how many games did you win?"

Tartaglia pulled the little yellow duck off his head and squeezed it, making a squeaking sound. "Seven or eight games?"

"Did you use your brain?" Paimeng was shocked without waiting for Su Ming to speak.

Aren’t you the kind of person who relies on his intuition, and only condescends to use his brain when his intuition doesn’t work?

"No need for brains." Tartaglia didn't feel that Paimon was looking down on her. She crossed her legs and pinched the little yellow duck again. "How simple."

Among all the people present, only the unlucky Su Ming cannot win this game.

Oh, and there’s also the little girl who secretly put a bomb into the cards and blew up the entire table and Su Ming.

However, it's a pity that a girl with such destructive power doesn't join the Fatui.

Su Ming sighed and moved his gaze to the pit beside him.

A big hole was dug out on the light yellow beach. The girl in red was lying on an inflatable rainbow horse cushion, copying down the survival rules with great difficulty.

The bomb hurt people, and Qin came to the door...

After a while, the girl raised her head and looked at Su Ming pitifully, "Brother Su Ming, is it that my bouncing bomb has become more powerful or are you unlucky again?"

Hearing this, Su Ming sighed again.

I don’t know, but it’s annoying when bombs and bad luck come together.

Su Ming looked at the cheerful Paimeng who was playing cards, sighed, turned around and walked away.

Forget it, he can use his mood points to bear today's bad luck, just because Paimon's cards saved the eight colors of dice.

At the beach, the red-haired young man sat silently on the rocks, his slippers thrown aside, his toes submerged by the sea water again and again.

But when the tide receded, a puff of white smoke rose, and the seawater on the man's calves evaporated instantly.

Looking at the light white mist, Su Ming's eyes flashed, and he almost automatically imagined a string of numbers as evaporation damage.

Su Ming sat quietly beside Diluk and took out a bottle of juice and handed it to him, "Coconut juice, it tastes good."

Diluk nodded, and after a moment's hesitation, he spoke, "You'd better not use the evil eye."

"I don't have a chance to use the evil eye either." Su Ming raised the Eye of God on his wrist, "I don't even need the Eye of God."

He usually relies on bad luck to get things done, and as for fighting... he doesn't have many chances.

"Yeah." Diluk nodded, shook the juice bottle in his hand, and his eyes fell on Su Ming's wrist, "You and Ying may have experienced a lot during your trip to Inazuma."

Hearing this, Su Ming blinked and lowered his calves to compare the length of his legs. "Ying has experienced a lot. I... I usually stay in the Fatui embassy, ​​or go out for hot springs and picnics."

"Wanted?" Diluk raised his eyebrows and came up with a guess that he thought was reasonable.

Considering the accident-prone nature of travelers, it's a bit unusual that they are not wanted.

"Yeah..." Su Ming took out a small bottle of wine quickly while the jailer was away, "So we don't see each other very often in Inazuma. If a poor guy like me is wanted, he will definitely be captured on the spot."

By then, he might be the one kneeling in front of the statue, and Thomas would be completely liberated.

Diluk let out a sound that was either a hum or a chuckle. He pursed his lips and touched the scar on the back of Su Ming's hand with his fingertips. "Is there no way you can heal it?"

Although Su Ming was unlucky enough to get injured every day and had some scattered scars on his body, they all seemed to be able to heal.

Only this one...

It looks like a serious injury where the bone is visible and it won't heal well.

"It's OK." Su Ming looked at the hideous scars on the back of his arm and curled his lips, "It's not a serious injury, it will heal after a while."

Given his bad luck history, this may not be the worst injury.

This was not the first time that she had been attacked by gods. Last time... the last time was when the Queen was playing in the snow and the blast hit her, who was a hundred meters away, and also blew up a corner of the palace.

Bad luck is everywhere.

"I plan to go to Xumi in a while." Diluk nodded and changed the subject, "The desert planting project has already begun. As a partner, I should go and see it for myself."

Hearing this, Su Ming frowned slightly, and spoke after a while, "I don't have anything to do here, do you need to invite Disaster?"

Diluk raised his eyes and swept his gaze across Su Ming's face. "No need."

What's the relationship? Why invite him? He doesn't want to see the man who has no male ethics.

Su Ming nodded, jumped off the reef, and stood in front of Diluk. "While the cavalry captain who can freeze the sea surface is away, Master Diluk, do you want to go into the water with me to catch some fish for a snack? I think there should be pearls on the seabed."

Diluk raised an eyebrow and looked sideways at his brother who was absorbed in playing cards. "Okay."

As they were talking, a certain young girl had been eliminated by the powerful leader of the Qin Band.

Ying touched his head, leaned over to Paimon to look at the cards, then looked at Tartaglia who was eliminated by Kaeya, and they all fell silent.

"Eh?" Tartaglia saw something and suddenly took out a swimming ring from under the table. "They are playing in the water, so I want to go too."

As he spoke, the orange-haired young man stood up, holding the goose yellow swimming ring and entered the sea. He leaned lazily on it and rose and fell with the waves.

fluorescent:……

For a moment, Ying didn't know whether she should be at a loss as to whether she should be in a daze at the young man's childishness, or feel grateful that Su Ming finally realized how to benefit his travel companions by taking a daytime vacation.

After a while, Ying came to her senses, quickly pulled the camera off Paimeng's neck, and ran straight to the coast.

shoot!

She should cherish those who do not observe male ethics now!