Genshin Impact: Forced to Become a Follower of the Seven Gods

"Su Ming is really considerate after all..." The boy's face was flushed, his legs resting on the armrests of the chair, and he felt like he was floating in the air. "Unlike the Dawn Winery, where I would get caught every time I went there..."

Hearing this, Su Ming silently put down the handkerchief he was using to wipe his hands and raised his eyebrows, "So you went to Chenxi Winery to steal wine again?"

Poor Master Diluk, he has to endure the backstab from the God of Wind all the time.

"Yeah..." Wendy shuddered, looking scared, "I was forced to contribute two more crystals of wind elemental power!"

If the traveler hadn't collected all the divine pupils and placed them in front of the statue, he might have really run all over Mondstadt looking for crystals...

"Think about it." Su Ming finished the last sip of wine, propped up his head and smiled, "Is it because you run too slowly?"

Unlike him, if he goes to steal wine, he will just go straight to an anchor!

Zhongli put down his wine glass and glanced sideways.

The gilded eyes swept back and forth across Su Ming's face, then he turned away and sighed.

Not drunk, just showing his true nature.

Su Ming leaned back in his chair, crossed his legs, and raised them in an arrogant posture as if he didn't care about anyone.

He thought carefully about the possibility of his survival, then reached out and tentatively placed his hand on Wendy's shoulder.

The god, who was indulging in the aroma of wine, opened his eyes a little and looked at the young man beside him, "?"

What are you doing!

Don’t you know that feeling dizzy at this time is the highest level of drinking!

Su Ming blinked innocently, and quickly and accurately grabbed the shiny green braid in front of him!

Wendy:? ? ?

"Oh..." Zhongli sighed deeply and turned his head calmly.

Used to it.

On the side, Xiao stared blankly at Su Ming's actions, then looked at Zhongli's expression, and inexplicably felt that Zhongli was a little scared...

There is a kind of fear that I have also been caught in the act...

After a moment of silence, Xiao's gaze returned to Su Ming.

Disrespectful to the Immortal Master... No... Disrespectful to the Emperor!

You are so bold, Su Xiaoming, do you think you can catch the emperor's pigtail?!

As Wendy opened her eyes slightly with surprise, Su Ming smiled, pinched the pigtail in his hand, and then let go with satisfaction.

"Great, this is the third one..." Su Ming sighed with satisfaction, feeling that he had reached the peak of his life.

On the side, Tartaglia's eyelids twitched slightly.

Su Ming joined the Fatui earlier than him, but became an executive officer after him.

He heard that when the undercover family returned, the Queen personally met them. Su Xiaoming shouted, "Sister, I am your dog," and rushed over, grabbing the Queen's hair and refusing to let go. It is said that it was because of this sentence that the Queen still believes in the brainwashing ability of this couple, and she sent the new brainwashed people away with a wave of her hand...

Su Ming might have used up all his luck to be able to survive until now...

“Three…” Xiao’s guess was confirmed, and he felt like he was about to break apart.

He had heard that Lord Zhongli was highly respected in Liyue Harbor, and he had also heard that Su Ming was often so unlucky that Zhongli couldn't bear to watch.

but……

"Tsk..." Wendy didn't seem to care at all, but looked at Su Ming with interest, "But why didn't you tell Ying about your identity?"

Little braid... just give me some wine!

Hearing this, the drunkenness in Su Ming's eyes disappeared.

He lowered his eyes slightly, his tone was hard to tell whether it was mocking or praising, "How can I scare her if she knows?"

Things like emotional values ​​only last for a long time!

“Is that all?” Wendy shook her feet with a playful look on her face. “Rumor has it that Executor Calamity is not such a person with such a bad taste.”

On the surface, he only knows how to make money and be loyal to the rich, but secretly he uses the name of making money to build an intelligence network for himself. Now some of the rich man’s plans have to rely on the intelligence of his former subordinates, right?

Such a person, following Ying's side and playing the role of a good travel companion, tsk...

Su Ming raised his head with a smile on his lips, "The hero standing in the sunny place has a different concept from mine."

If it wasn't for the offline mini-system, would he have caused trouble?

At this point, Su Ming turned to look at Wendy, his eyes full of eagerness, "Can your braids glow?"

Since he doesn't care, it means he can survive, so is it okay for him to ask?

Three question marks popped up on Tartaglia's forehead, and for a moment she couldn't figure out why the topic took such a sudden turn.

But isn’t the attention span of your own friend a little strange?

Shouldn't an executive with strange medical skills do some cruel experiments? Why study glowing braids?

"It should be... maybe..." Wendy frowned, not understanding for a moment, "Haven't you seen it?"

It wasn't just that yellow-haired girl who interrupted him, but also that stinky man who directly called out his divine name!

Su Ming pursed his lips and took out a bottle of blue potion from his pocket. "I have studied it before. I plan to extract the small lamp grass to see if it can make the hair glow."

Who doesn't want to have shiny braids?

Since we can't match the gods in strength, let's find another way and match them in the brightness of our braids!

The two gods and one immortal who had lived for thousands of years showed a bewildered look, staring at the child in front of them who was only twenty years old. After a moment, they looked at another child beside them with a strange look.

Tartaglia waved his hands repeatedly, looking shocked, "I don't do this kind of research!"

Not all of their executives are crazy like this, there are still a few who do their job properly...

But if Piero knew about Su Ming's daily slacking off, he might feel that the burden on him is even heavier...

"If the gods use elemental power, the ends of their hair will glow." Su Ming blinked and shook the potion bottle in front of his eyes, his eyes full of thought, "So I'm curious if my braids can glow. Maybe I can let everyone in Teyvat have glowing braids."

I never thought that the medicine I made to fool Lisa could actually contribute to my beauty and hairdressing business!

A hint of doubt flashed across Zhongli's eyes, and he looked at Su Ming inquiringly, "How did you know that?"

The two rock creations he made were not so powerful that their ends would glow...

Su Ming was slightly startled and raised his eyebrows, "I guessed."

To be honest, I have played it myself...

"But why study this?" Tartaglia crossed his legs and sighed in boredom, "Why not have a fight?"

On the side, Xiao nodded seriously.

He, the little Yaksha, thought the same. There were no demons to fight recently, so he could just fight the executors.

"If you want to fight, fight me!" Su Ming moved and pointed at a congenital warmonger and another acquired warmonger. "I want to make money. Is this little glowing potion a new business plan?"

Zhongli:? ? ?

Wendy:? ? ?

Is it so easy to make money?