Genshin Impact: Forced to Become a Follower of the Seven Gods

At the foot of Tianheng Mountain, the Qiuqiu Express delivery truck was quickly heading towards Liyue Harbor under the escort of several entangled fates.

There were burning incense sticks and seven-star lamps next to the two stone statues.

On the huge rock next to it, four figures, one big, two medium and one small, were lying on the rock, surrounding the small box in the middle and staring at it intently.

"There are already more than a hundred of them..." Paimon murmured, with a hint of fear in his eyes, "Can we let them out now?"

I've torn it so many times that I can't even see the tiny soul fragments anymore...

"Hmm..." Su Ming opened the panel and looked at it, and immediately felt disappointed, "Okay."

It's another bald little leek...

Su Ming sighed and tapped the small box with his fingertips.

The gray fog gathered the small souls together and forcibly squeezed the small souls into one big one.

Ying looked at the man's fingers in front of her, somehow a little absent-minded.

After a while, Ying said in a daze, "So your nails are so round..."

Upon hearing this, Su Ming and Xiao fell into silence.

Su Ming lowered his head to look at his nails, then side-looked at Xiao's nails, and finally his gaze fell on Ying, "You..."

He was sure that he was tearing up the fake immortal and not Ying.

But for warriors, short nails are standard, right? Do you have to scratch your opponent's face when fighting?

Su Ming lowered his head and suddenly felt as if he had opened the door to a new world.

I heard that gossip is circulated in nail salons, so how about starting a nail salon business that collects intelligence?

Without waiting for Su Ming to think about it, Ying turned her gaze back and watched Su Ming pull the little soul out of the box and squeeze it in his hand.

Playing with a soul in your hand...

Hiss... In an instant, the doubts in Ying's heart disappeared instantly, leaving only vigilance.

"Okay." Su Ming let go of his hand, leaving the soul squatting beside him, holding its head and trembling.

"Stop now... I give up!" The man howled like a ghost, holding his head and daring not to move.

What kind of person is this? He tears him to pieces over and over again, and then keeps tearing him to pieces!

"You believe it?" Paimeng blinked, looking obedient, "You no longer call yourself an immortal?"

The well-behaved little girl showed a sweet smile, which was full of horror in the man's eyes.

Don’t think he didn’t see it. There were four heads gathered nearby to watch, and each one was so big!

“I dare not, I dare not…” The man burst into tears, his voice full of fear.

"Hey..." Su Ming put away the box and looked at the fake fairy reluctantly, "I want to continue playing for a while..."

It’s fake. I’ve already plucked it out. I’ll have to wait for the next crop to grow out…

Hearing this, Ying shuddered and reached out to grab Paimeng, "No... We can't let Su Ming and Disaster meet!"

Paimon looked back blankly, his tone full of confusion, "Why?"

Maybe Su Ming can also bring a little bit of bad luck to the disaster!

"Think about Su Ming's medicine!" Ying said word by word with great seriousness: "Su Ming has medicine, and Zai Yi has props. These two people put together..."

Although Su Ming is very reliable, he sometimes has wild ideas.

If these two people get together, the world will be in unrest!

Paimeng thought of Su Ming's strange potions and immediately covered his mouth.

On the side, Xiao closed his eyes, unable to bear the sight.

Wake up! Open your eyes and see, this is Su Ming's disguise!

If this continues, when will Ying be able to find Su Ming's weakness?

Unable to express his grievances, Xiao took a deep breath and looked away.

He couldn't think about it anymore. If he continued thinking, he would feel even more sorry for the traveler...

Su Ming's ears twitched, his eyes swept over Ying, and he felt emotional.

That’s great, nowadays even Ying can conquer herself, is this to prevent Disaster and the Traveling Doctor from meeting?

It's obvious that Ying is helping him cover up his identity!

The man was being stared at by four pairs of eyes but didn't hear a single sound. He felt like he was going to die, so he hurriedly said, "Please spare my life, Immortal... I won't dare to do that again..."

I'm so unlucky to be caught by a real immortal. Everyone says that Dr. Su is unlucky. If I had known this, I wouldn't have let him pat my shoulder!

Damn itinerant doctor!

When the voice came, several people came back to their senses instantly.

Xiao crossed his arms over his chest, his eyes cold and emotionless, "You cheat all day long, claiming to be an immortal, exorcising evil spirits without getting rid of them, and disregarding the safety of all living beings."

The young man's voice was cold, but it did not contain much murderous intent. "In the long run, you will suffer the consequences and be seduced by evil spirits into eternal damnation."

At this point, Xiao seemed to remember something, and a hint of melancholy flashed across his eyes.

The man squatted on the ground and looked up blankly, "You... who are you?"

At the side, Paimeng looked around, from Xiao to the snake demon, muttering to himself, "This..."

First he was torn apart by hands, and then he was chilled by Xiao's aura. Will this person become a fool?

"Guardian Yaksha." Ying glanced at the silent Xiao and added.

No wonder some people pretend to be immortals. Even if these immortals in Liyue helped humans, they would not come out to seek fame.

Unlike an executive officer, who would tell everyone about the harm he did to others, as if he was afraid that others would not scold him...

"Ah!" The man's eyes lit up and he stood up immediately, his face full of excitement, "It's really you! I didn't expect that I would finally be able to see the true appearance of the Demon Subduing Great Sage and Dharma Protector Yaksha!"

"Huh?" Paimeng's small head couldn't contain so many question marks, "You also know about Xiao?"

Knowing everything, he still pretends to be someone else. Is this a new trick for chasing stars?

“I grew up listening to Xiao’s stories!” The man waved his hands excitedly, “My grandfather is a folklorist from Liyue!”

Upon hearing this, Ying and Paimon showed the same speechless expressions.

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Are you kidding me?

Fans pretending to be the real owner? Is there anyone to take care of it?

"Later, my grandfather passed away..." The man scratched his head, as if he realized something was wrong, "Among his relics there was a Hundred Taboos Talisman, so I..."

He originally intended to use the Hundred No Taboos Talisman to exorcise evil spirits, but after seeing so many people worshipping and thanking him, his mind slowly changed...

The man who succeeded in chasing his idol turned his gaze to Ying and Paimon, "Thank you, everyone. Otherwise, I would never have seen the true form of the Great Sage Who Subdues Demons!"

Paimon and Ying looked at each other and became even more speechless.

I called you here to punish you and intimidate you, but it seems like I'm satisfying the little liar's wish...

"Thank you... Immortal...?" The man fixed his eyes on Su Ming, tears welling up in his eyes. "Was that a test from the Immortal? Did I pass it?"

Su Ming: ???

The man was so excited that his tears covered his mask. "Good people! They are all good people!"

In order to fulfill his own little wish, he even summoned souls to test and train himself.

He has awakened!

"I swear before the Great Sage Conquering Demons today!" the man said firmly, "From now on, I have pledged to abandon evil and promote good, live a peaceful life, and never again tarnish the reputation of the immortals!"

Xiao retracted his gaze from Su Ming and suppressed the twitching of his lips. "I will remember your oath. Go ahead."

“Thank you, Immortal! Thank you, good man!” the man said solemnly, “I will remember everything you, the Great Saint who conquers demons, have done for Liyue!”

Before he finished speaking, Xiao waved his hand hurriedly and sent the soul back to its place.

"So..." Paimon floated in front of the snake demon with his hands behind his back and stuck his head out, "How does it feel to be a good person?"

PS: Debt -1, 1 left.

(The author is bald and wants a hair growth formula from Atractylodes macrocephala!)