Genshin Impact: Forced to Become a Follower of the Seven Gods

Kaeya held his forehead with his hand, silently looked at Klee in front of him, and then looked at Paimon who had just been fished out of the soil.

Ying smoothed Paimeng's hair and said helplessly, "Maybe... he was infected by Su Ming."

In the kitchen, Su Ming pursed his lips, "Don't slander me, I'm just doing my job in the kitchen, how could I possibly defeat the Knights!"

"Hey..." Paimon took off his crown and rubbed it on Ying's skirt, saying, "I feel a lot more unlucky after meeting Su Ming, but it doesn't matter."

Su Ming is the richest friend!

And it’s reliable too!

Su Ming rolled his eyes silently in his heart, threw the dough in his hand onto the chopping board in the kitchen and began to knead it slowly.

"What should I do?" Diluk looked at the vegetables and meat in front of him, feeling a little at a loss as to where to start. "Maybe I can ask Lady Adeline to come over."

Su Ming looked at Diluk in surprise, "Mr. Diluk can't cook?"

Diluk pursed his lips, "Maybe... a little."

But not much…

Su Ming turned his gaze to Kaiya, "What about you?"

"This..." Kaiya touched his nose out of habit, completely forgetting that there was flour on his hands, "It's not much..."

"Alright, alright!" Ying stood up, put her hands on her hips, "Everyone get out!"

Isn’t it clear whose territory the kitchen is?

It made her really think she could eat for free today!

Those who were not good at cooking were driven out of the kitchen, and Su Ming, who was trying to shake off his bad luck and show off his cooking skills, was driven out to the living room.

Su Ming looked at Paimeng with pity. Poor guy, he was so unlucky.

"Is Su Ming planning to return to Liyue to celebrate the Lantern Festival?" Diluk naturally dropped the polite address and said, "I heard that the Lantern Festival will be very lively."

"Yes." Su Ming sorted out his letters and said, "This is the first Lantern Festival after the Emperor passed away. I also want to see if it will be different from what I remember. Besides..."

Su Ming turned around and glanced at Ying who was busy in the kitchen, and said, "The Lantern Festival is an indispensable beautiful sight in Ying's journey."

"Come to think of it, I remember that the Wind Flower Festival is coming soon." Kaiya pondered for a moment and said, "Su Ming, don't forget to come back to celebrate the festival then."

The Windblume Festival is a great festival in Mondstadt!

Diluk glanced at Kaeya, and after trying to hold back, he couldn't help but said, "Wipe your face."

What are you doing with a face full of flour?

Su Ming quickly took out the camera from his pocket and took a picture of the two men in front of him.

Kaia:? ? ?

Kaiya touched the tip of his nose in confusion and asked, "Why are you taking pictures of me?"

"Of course..." Su Ming put away the camera and noticed Paimeng's gaze. He said, "I heard Ying talk about the time when Disaster took photos of Emperor Jun's Immortal Ancestor's Transmutation. It inspired me. I decided that if Paimeng eats me out of money in the future, I will make a living by selling photos!"

"Hey, hey, hey!" Paimon put his hands on his hips angrily, "I'm not a big eater!"

"Really?" Toke had just said goodbye to Timmy and heard Paimon's words as soon as he entered the door, "Paimon obviously ate the most lunch and dinner these days."

Brother Adonis never gets up early to eat breakfast, and his share is eaten by Paimon!

"Who is this?" Kaiya raised his eyebrows and looked at the strange child in front of him.

Goggles, leather gloves...

"It's Tok." Su Ming smiled slightly and said, "I met him in Liyue a few days ago, so I helped to look after him for a while."

"If it weren't for the large amount of money given by the young master..." Paimon muttered, "But Toke is indeed very sensible!"

Hearing the familiar name, Diluk raised his eyes slightly and glanced over Su Ming.

Su Ming's interpersonal relationships allow him to be called an extra-staff executive of the Fatui, right?

Klee sat on Kaia's lap and suddenly looked up at the little boy in front of her with sparkling eyes. "So we have to play together..."

A bouncing bomb?

Toke's eyes lit up, and he suddenly turned to look at Su Ming, not knowing what he was thinking of.

Su Ming's eyes were subtle, "Don't forget your toy factory."

It’s a headache to have naughty kids together!

Toke sighed in frustration and handed a one-eyed Xiaobao toy to Keli, "No need to play with it. I'll take you to my brother's toy factory next time!"

Hearing this, Su Ming's eyelids twitched slightly.

If I bring Klee with me... I might not be able to see Childe killing everyone...

Kelly smiled and nodded, with a mischievous look on her face.

……

After dinner, Su Ming slumped in a chair to digest his food. He slowly pulled a package off the cabinet next to him and handed it to Kaiya.

Kaiya leaned his face against the back of the sofa, as comfortable as a big cat, "What is this?"

"I didn't meet Bennett this time. Captain Cavalry, please give this to him." Su Ming stretched lazily, his eyes hazy with drunkenness, "I asked someone to find the goggles from the Fatui. They should be able to withstand his bad luck."

"I see." Kaiya nodded and asked curiously, "But why do you feel different when you are both unlucky?"

Su Ming rubbed his face and said, "Death is lucky for him, so his bad luck is that he survives every time he is on the verge of death. I am different. I am simply unlucky."

In Bennett's own perception, not dying is misfortune.

But for Su Ming, bad luck is bad luck, the kind of bad luck that leads to death.

"Are you worried about your bad luck?" Diluk leaned back on the backrest with his head tilted back and his legs crossed, looking very noble.

"No." Su Ming sighed, "I just feel a little unwilling."

It was the same whether I had the full-life Little Grass God or not. I was done with it after taking a look at it. I didn’t have the chance to take the Little Grass God to fight the Great Sage…

Su Ming glanced at Keli who was whispering with Toke and smiled slightly.

Beside him, Kaiya's exposed eyes flashed, "Mr. Su's bad luck is curious."

Hearing this, Su Ming blinked, turned around and looked at Kaiya seriously, "But... I am very interested in Captain Kaiya's eyepatch."

Su Ming curled his lips, stretched out a finger and placed it two centimeters above Kaiya's eyes.

Kaiya was slightly startled, then smiled and said, "What's there to be curious about?"

"Aren't you curious?" Su Ming bit the inside of his lip and reached out to hook the thin strap of Kaia's eye mask. "Because I have seen a man in the Kingdom of Winter, and he also wore the same eye mask."

I'm talking about your Piero who assigns tasks every day!

On the side, Diluk's pupils shrank slightly.

Kaiya's heart sank, and he looked directly at the young man who was leaning on the side and stretched out his hand lazily, "Winter Kingdom?"

"Maybe I saw it wrong." Su Ming let go, turned around and leaned back, saying lazily: "There is a captain in Liyue who also likes to wear an eye patch."

In the future, there will be a person wearing an eye patch who will take Ying to find her brother!

Su Ming counted the 600 points of emotion that Kaiya contributed in an instant, and contentedly gave up the idea of ​​continuing speaking.

Scare it for once, and continue to scare people next time you return to Mondstadt!