Genshin Impact: Forced to Become a Follower of the Seven Gods

In the palm of the statue of the God of Wind, a white-haired young man and a drunkard are sitting side by side on a high platform.

Su Ming lowered his eyes and watched Barbara and Toke playing in the square. He breathed a sigh of relief when he saw that they didn't notice anything above.

It’s great to have someone to help take care of the children.

Fortunately, this vest was not exposed in front of Tok.

"The scenery here is nice, right?" Wendy drank the wine handed to her by Su Ming, looking very relaxed.

Su Ming leaned back and lay directly in the palm of the statue's hand, "It's really good."

Otherwise, he wouldn't have come up directly in a different vest.

"You and the old man brewed a lot of wine..." Wendy's eyes flickered as she looked at Su Ming expectantly, "I..."

Want to steal...

I’m afraid that the old man will kick me back to Mond.

"I'll smuggle you across when the time comes." Su Ming narrowed his eyes and lay lazily on the statue, not looking alert at all.

The white curly hair fluttered in the air. Although it was not dazzling, it immediately caught the attention of the yellow-haired girl below.

"That is..." Ying's eyes changed slightly. He looked around and climbed up from under the statue with great effort.

Paimeng floated aside and looked at Ying worriedly, "Why don't we not go up?"

Why bother? I'm obviously scared every time, so why do I have to get close to him?

Ying An glared at Paimon and continued to climb up.

Was she asking questions?

It was obviously because of this snake spirit that the buttons were not buttoned properly!

Wendy curled her lips and chuckled, her voice full of amusement, "It looks like someone is here."

"Got it." Su Ming, who had already brushed up his emotional points, was very satisfied. He leaned aside leisurely, squinting his eyes and waiting for a traveler to fall into his trap.

You weren't scared enough these times, right?

The emotional value is only this little?

Su Ming thought about it and reached out to button his shirt.

At the side, Wendy's lips twitched slightly, and she looked at the traveler who had just climbed up her arm with pity.

So pitiful, there is nothing to watch.

Sure enough, Ying's originally bright eyes dimmed in an instant, and she glanced sadly at the tightly buttoned white-haired young man.

Is it easy for her to find an adult man with a good figure and good male ethics in Teyvat?

"What are you doing here?" Ying looked at the white-haired man in front of her speechlessly and said, "Are you really just here to take a look?"

Su Ming looked at Ying with interest, touched his pocket, and took out a small lock of black hair tied with a dark green ribbon.

"Do you know him?" Su Ming raised the hair in his hand with a hint of expectation in his eyes.

The yellow-haired girl's eyes widened in an instant, and her voice was deafening, "What did you do to Su Ming?!"

[Ding~ Congratulations to the host for gaining 2000 points of Yin Yang emotion value! ]

Su Ming's eyes lit up, and the little man in his heart rubbed his hands excitedly.

Generous!

This is the most generous thing I have ever done!

In the back, Paimeng also contributed a lot of emotion points, "Where is Su Ming?"

"Okay!" Ying drew out the edgeless sword and glanced at the drunkard standing beside him.

Come on, Barbatos...forget it, I'll do it myself!

"Hand over Su Ming!" Ying shouted and ran straight towards Su Ming, completely forgetting that under his feet was the slender wrist of the Wind God statue.

Su Ming narrowed his eyes and tilted his head lightly.

A breeze blew by, and the yellow-haired girl let out a scream and fell towards the feet of the statue of the God of Wind.

"Hey..." Wendy sighed and looked at Su Ming with a strange look, "Is it fun?"

If you play it again, I will go to the old man to complain!

His pupil is disobedient! Kick him! Scold him!

Su Ming smiled slightly and looked at Paimeng who was shivering beside him.

Paimon poked his head out, watched Ying climbing the statue again with great difficulty, and took two imperceptible steps back.

So why did this snake demon...completely lose the restraining feeling it had when it was in the snowy mountains?

Help!

Ten minutes later, Ying panted and put her hands on her hips, "You..."

It would be fine if you didn't fight, but you also dodged and made me fall?

The invincible traveler Ying felt the crushing defeat in both strength and intelligence at this moment, and was so angry that he almost forgot about Su Ming, his unlucky travel companion.

"So what about Su Ming..." Ying pursed her lips, "You didn't really send him back to the Kingdom of Winter, did you?"

So by the time she went to Zhidong Country, Su Ming would have killed all the executives, right?

"He..." Su Ming rubbed his sore neck and said lightly, "I soaked him in wine."

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Paimon:? ? ?

She must join Diona's plan to destroy Mond Wine! Why are there so many drunkards in this world!

"Okay..." Wendy couldn't stand it any longer, "Stop scaring her."

Wendy reached out and tapped the back of Su Ming's hand with the wine bottle, then looked at Ying and said, "I have something for Su Ming to do."

"You?" Ying looked at Wendy with suspicion, "Will Su Ming listen to you?"

Su Ming would rather listen to this snake spirit than Wendy!

Lord Barbatos, the God of Wind, seemed to be insulted. He glared at the smiling man beside him with a resentful look and said, "Let's make a bet. Let him help me steal the old man's wine."

"So did I lose or win the bet?" Paimeng's fear faded away, and he asked in confusion: "Su Ming should..."

If Su Ming had any dignity left, he might not have won against the drunkard in front of him who was cheating.

"It's a draw!" Su Ming smiled, and with his snake-like face, he broke Wendy's dream of hiring someone to steal the wine, "So he went out to have fun."

"Is it fun to scare me?" Ying sighed helplessly, sitting aside with her face in her hands, "So why do you have Su Ming's hair?"

Hearing this, Su Ming lowered his eyes and looked at the black hair in his hand.

Ah, this... Aren’t these the hairs that were kicked off by the soldier outside Qingquan Town?

"I planned to help him cut his hair, but..." Su Ming shrugged, "It didn't work."

"Why did you cut his hair???" Ying asked sincerely, incredulously, "Don't you think his hair looks good?"

She didn’t even dare to pull Diluk and Zhongli’s hair!

And the snake demon in front of him didn't dare to attack at all. The only one who had a little hope of pulling his hair was Su Ming!

Su Ming spread his hands with a smile on his face, "Because his current hairstyle reminds me of my conscienceless boss."

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That's it?

That's why you cut someone's hair?

"But..." Paimeng recalled some of the information that Su Ming had spoiled before, and asked in confusion: "But wasn't that rich man very kind to you?"

If you don't trust a subordinate very much, you probably won't recommend him to be an executive officer, right?

"As a loyal subordinate, how can I stand watching someone with the same hairstyle as my boss?" Su Ming smiled, acting like a pervert. "So be careful. Maybe one night I'll secretly shave your travel companion's head with a knife."

"Hiss..." Ying took a breath and looked at the long-haired man in front of her in disbelief.

Wow...kind of scary.

Su Ming’s bald head...is hard to imagine!

"Puff——" Wendy spat out a mouthful of wine, her emerald green eyes full of shock.

The person praying devoutly under the statue touched his face in confusion. So why was it raining? Did Lord Barbatos feel that he was not pious enough?

Wendy pointed a finger at Su Ming and couldn't help trembling. "You'd better remember this."

If I can’t shave your head, I’ll go find the old man and shave it for you together!