Genshin Impact: Forced to Become a Follower of the Seven Gods

After Su Ming placed the wine jars neatly in the house, Zhongli nodded and mercifully let Su Ming go.

Su Ming collapsed on the chair. Toke grabbed Su Ming's hair which had suddenly grown longer and said curiously, "Brother Adonis, why did your hair grow longer?"

Hearing this, Su Ming reached out and patted Toke's hand, "Call me Brother Su Ming, don't call me Adonis!"

"Oh..." Toke blinked smartly, smiled and nodded, "I know, Brother Su Ming!"

On the side, Tartaglia squinted his eyes and basked in the sun lazily, like a rotten sunflower, too lazy to even turn his head.

"Ah..." Tartaglia sighed comfortably, stretched out his legs and crossed them, resting his hands behind his head, "It's always reassuring to have Tok next to Su Ming."

People who are unlucky but only unlucky themselves are definitely angels for children!

No wonder the servant was obsessed with seducing the rich man!

Su Ming rolled his eyes silently and snorted, "Really?"

Then take your brother and Ying to the toy factory, watch the classic ten-second scene of a real man, and then applaud!

No no no...

We should record it and show it to the Queen.

Just say that Tartaglia was slacking off on the mission, and then secretly reported him to the rich, causing the funds for the operation to be withheld!

"But speaking of it..." Tartaglia opened his eyelids, his eyes flickering, "You went into the abyss before..."

"He was kicked in!" Su Ming said righteously, "I still have those two footprints!"

Not for the Queen to see!

Show it to Ying and Nashida then!

The corners of Tartaglia's lips twitched slightly, and his face was full of emotion, "Being kicked by him... that's not surprising..."

There were so many people kicked by the scattered soldiers.

In other words, the puppet has no saliva, otherwise the faces of everyone in the Kingdom of Zhidong would be covered with saliva.

Toke sat obediently in front of Su Ming's recliner, reached out to untie Su Ming's hair, and slowly held it in his hands and played with it.

After a moment, Tok blinked and turned his gaze to Zhongli who was lying leisurely beside him.

The young child frowned and thought for a moment, then secretly picked up Zhongli's long hair and touched it.

Hmm...it feels good...

but……

Tok frowned, his eyes scanning the men in front of him.

Why does it feel a bit weird?

The three men were lying on three recliners with their eyes closed, breathing lightly...

"But..." Su Ming suddenly came back to life and said lazily, "I want to accompany that traveler to the snowy mountains to search for treasures. Can Tok go with us?"

Taking care of children should not delay doing things!

Hearing this, Tartaglia nodded silently, "Okay."

Free range baby raising!

"Snow mountain?" Tok tilted his head. "Is it the same snow as in the Kingdom of Winter?"

He doesn't want to come out to play and see snow!

"It's a..." Su Ming blinked, "It's a snowy mountain with many red rocks and a white and red tree. I'll introduce you to a sister when the time comes. She will protect Toke."

Hearing this, Toke turned to look at his brother.

My brother nodded and said, "It's really amazing. We almost had a fight..."

Halfway through his speech, Tartaglia came to his senses and quickly stopped talking.

"What almost happened?" Toke was confused, not quite understanding what his brother meant.

"He almost snatched your brother's huge order!" Su Ming added silently, "After all, Ajax is the best toy dealer in the Kingdom of Winter!"

"Really?" Toke said, "She must be better than her brother to be able to grab the order. But since she didn't grab it, my brother is still the best!"

If you calculate it this way, that sister might be able to snatch the order at any time!

"They are all amazing." Su Ming opened his eyes and looked at the bamboo leaves swaying slightly above his head. "Anyway, they are better than me."

Hearing this, Zhongli closed his eyes and curled his lips.

Stop comparing, how can selling toys be compared?!

But speaking of Su Ming's strength...

Zhong Li's heart skipped a beat when he thought of the scene where he easily extracted the power of karma.

If I just release that karmic power, I might really have to fake my own death...

"I want to go to the toy factory to play..." Tok ran in front of Dardalia, put his head on Dardalia's chest, and looked at his brother eagerly, "There must be a lot of one-eyed little treasures in the toy factory, right?"

Tartaglia opened her eyes and was slightly startled.

What should I do if my younger brother likes large weapons like the Ruins Guardian?

Wait online, hurry!

"Okay." Before Tartaglia could speak, Su Ming agreed first, "But you have to wait until I come back from the snowy mountains~"

The lady gave him a small task on the snowy mountain!

Toke looked innocent, "I understand! My brother must be preparing a surprise for me! Then Toke will go play with Aduo... Brother Su Ming first, right?!"

The corners of Tartaglia's lips twitched slightly, and he looked at Su Ming with a strange look.

Is this Su Ming's trick? !

Su Xiaoming, I will remember you!

In order to get him to cooperate with the toy factory plan, they used their younger brother to stimulate him and asked him to build the toy factory within three to five days? !

Su Ming was unaware of this and patted Toke's head with a smile, "Be good, don't let anything slip when you see that sister~"

Respecting the elderly and loving the young is everyone’s responsibility.

It's okay to reveal your identity in front of Zhongli and Venti, but not in front of Ying.

How can I gain emotional value if I lose it? !

Hearing this, Toke nodded with a smile, "I know, my brother said that Brother Su Ming is a traveling doctor~"

In fact, in Zhidong Country, Brother Su Ming is just an accountant in a toy factory who urges others to work overtime while he slacks off himself!

"Heh..." A chuckle escaped Zhongli's lips as he pushed himself up on the recliner, his golden eyes full of light.

"Remember to return to Liyue to celebrate the Lantern Festival." Zhongli curled his lips, leaned over to take the small teapot from the windowsill and handed it to Su Ming, "Have fun with it."

Su Ming lowered his eyes silently and looked at the small teapot in his hand.

However, the palm-sized teapot has excellent glaze and outlines a corner of the bamboo shadows in this small courtyard.

The bamboo silk is trimmed into an extremely round shape, wrapping around the outside of the teapot, and the empty space is like a window frame.

"Chen Ge Pot?" Su Ming looked up in surprise and looked at Zhong Li, "Master gave me this..."

Zhongli put his hand on his cheek and bent one leg, "Happy Lantern Festival."

Hearing this, Tartaglia looked up at the sky blankly.

Lantern Festival?

Is the gift-giving process in Liyue so strange?

Need to send gifts for the Lantern Festival one or two months in advance?

Su Ming stared blankly at Zhongli in front of him, somewhat unable to recover from his shock.

PS: +1 for the small theater.

Teyvat's annual auction has begun~

Little Paimon smiled kindly, raised a hammer with both hands, and slammed it heavily on the small table in front of him.

Ying stood on the side of the stage, looking at the circles of people below with a strange look.

Ah this...

Why is everyone here?!

"The first item we're going to auction..." Paimon blinked and smiled.

Before he finished speaking, Ying walked obediently to the center of the stage and pulled aside a curtain.

In the transparent box behind the curtain, the white-haired snake demon curled up in grievance.

What a sin... I was unlucky enough to be caught...

"It's this executive officer!" Paimon swayed above the transparent box, "We found him in Xumi. Because he couldn't tell Lanna Luo's name, he was trapped in a dream and counted mushrooms every day!"

"Starting price: one Mora!"

Paimon announced the start of the auction with a smile, then rubbed his hands excitedly.

"One million!" Tartaglia's face turned pale. His friend was caught!

"Ten million!" the rich man snorted coldly, "My men!"

"They are my men!" The Queen covered her face with her hands, because this was the first executive officer of Lanaro to be auctioned off in history. "Twenty million!"

Do you see those gods next to it?

The corners of my mouth are about to go and confront justice!

What a shame! I'll give him special training when he gets back! I'll make sure he remembers Lanaro's appearance and name!

Wendy secretly drank the free wine from the auction and didn't care.

At times like this, just laugh!

auction?

I can't hear what you are filming!

Zhongli twirled his ring and glanced over Tartaglia, "Thirty million."

The bill went to Northland Bank, of course.

Sunset Eel tried to pull Tartaglia: One hundred million! You won't lose money by buying the master! He is proficient in frying, cooking and cooking! He can be unlucky, fight and make money, and he can be in the hall and in the warm bed!

Tartaglia glanced at it and said, "Forty million."

"Five... fifty million!" At the end of the crowd, a young man with black hair and black eyes held up a small sign, his eyes full of helplessness.

He trembled under Su Mingpi's entanglement, his whole body turned blue, "I'll give 50 million!"

The boss was caught, and I had to spend his money to redeem him.

The bionic man has never felt so aggrieved in his life!

On the stage, Ying and Paimon's eyes widened.

Su Ming...

Is Su Ming so rich?

If you have money, why buy a snake spirit instead of a mansion and good food?

Paimon and Ying shuddered as if they were thinking of something.

Oh no, Su Ming is going to turn his imaginary friend into a real friend. Maybe I will have to go home and lock myself up in trouble!

……

(I can’t write the short play any more, just use your imagination, I’ve been drained by Lanaro…)