Genshin Impact: Forced to Become a Follower of the Seven Gods

"Take your life!"

A girl's soft shout suddenly sounded, and a sword light filled with murderous intent suddenly rushed forward.

Su Ming's eyebrows jumped, and he threw a ball of bad luck at Ying.

They've already started a fight, why bother with bad luck?

Although he didn't know what happened, Su Ming still reacted after years of bad luck.

Su Ming kicked the wine table and used the force to fall backwards, narrowly avoiding the blade of the edgeless sword.

Ying's attack missed, and she looked at the man in white clothes in front of her with a vigilant look, "Disaster! I've seen through your disguise!"

Why did Su Ming suddenly wear such a sexy white dress today?

So it was the psychopath Calamity in disguise? !

Su Ming: ???

Su Ming's eyes widened, and for a moment he was a little confused as to whether he had really been exposed.

Su Ming dodged Ying's sword light and hid behind Diluk with a start.

“Disaster?” Diluk’s pupils shrank. Although he was shocked, he still blocked Su Ming. “Who is Disaster?”

Kaia also frowned, and a long sword appeared in his hand.

Ying looked at the man in white in front of her and said in a serious voice, "It's him! He disguised himself as Su Ming!"

Su Ming: ???

Su Ming scratched his head. "Me? Disaster? Disguise?"

It’s true that I am a disaster, but I’m really not pretending. The snake spirit is the disguise, okay…

The formula is wrong but the result is correct? !

Hearing Ying's words, Diluk breathed a sigh of relief, "Impossible, Su Ming rested at the Dawn Winery last night, and no one went out or in all night."

"But!" Ying still couldn't believe it, "Why is Su Ming's imaginary friend a disaster?"

God knows how shocked she was when she saw it!

"Imaginary friend?" Su Ming tilted his head in confusion, "My imaginary friend is an executive officer?"

That's not right, that's not right, you saw my vest, right? !

The props provided by Wendy also have this function?!

"Yes!" Ying was alert, "And Su Ming would never wear white clothes!"

"White clothes..." Kaeya narrowed his eyes and looked at Su Ming, wondering: "Isn't this... the clothes that Lady Adeline prepared for Master Diluk? But..."

But someone doesn't like this kind of little prince-looking clothes.

"Eh?" Ying's eyes widened, which was rare, with astonishment in her eyes, "Is it Master Diluk's clothes? Then..."

Did she hit the wrong person?

Paimon rubbed his eyes that were blinded by the wind and said in a muffled voice: "I haven't finished talking yet!"

"Su Ming's imaginary friend is a snake spirit. It's probably because he saved Su Ming in Liyue Harbor!"

Hearing this, Ying was slightly startled, and then suddenly realized.

A man with bad luck was saved by someone like a god when he was about to die...

In this case, it's no big deal to imagine your friends becoming each other's appearance...

that……

Su Ming blinked and said innocently, "Although I don't know what you are talking about, I really don't have any imaginary friends."

But there are vests.

Hearing this, Ying lowered his eyes, and the edgeless sword disappeared silently.

How to do?

Last night, he drank secretly and touched someone's expensive clothes, and even kicked the person out of his house. Today, he almost got stabbed in the back...

Will she be kicked out?

Will I lose this mobile wallet?!

"But..." Paimon blinked his eyes full of stars and looked at Su Ming in confusion, "Su Ming was able to dodge Ying's attack."

You know, Ying is no longer the poor little girl who has to blow water into the slime when hitting it. She and Gongzi can fight back and forth...

Moreover, Ying had been accumulating strength for a long time in order to launch the sneak attack.

As soon as he finished speaking, everyone's eyes were focused on Su Ming.

Although the cute white headless floating spirit can only eat and chatter, it can always find the pain points inadvertently.

Su Ming raised his eyes, with an inexplicable smile in his dark pupils, "So?"

What happened? What happened?!

He is so unlucky, why can't he learn some evasive skills? !

Diluk's eyes fell on the golden Eye of God on Su Ming's wrist, and he curled his lips slightly, "It's not surprising to have the Eye of God."

Even if there is no Eye of God, it is not surprising, as Teyvat's combat power is already very strange.

It was no mean feat for a wealthy and unlucky itinerant doctor to come to Mondstadt alone from the winter solstice and remain unscathed.

Besides...

Diluk's eyes swept over Ying and he lowered his eyes slightly.

It’s just that the Traveler’s performance was so amazing that people didn’t notice Su Ming for a while.

"I'm sorry..." Ying put away the sword, timidly walked to Su Ming and tugged at the hem of her white dress, "I was careless."

I almost pierced my own wallet...

Su Ming lowered his eyes, stretched out his hands and rudely pulled Ying's hair, "Don't you think about it, is there anything wrong with an executive officer pretending to be a traveling doctor?!"

Hearing this, Ying blinked, raised her head with her hair like a chicken coop, and asked tentatively: "So can you pretend to be that snake spirit?"

Su Ming has some weird little disguise skills, so it shouldn't be difficult for him to pretend, right?

"Hmm..." Su Ming touched his chin, "I can pretend if you need me in the future."

For example, openly wearing a snake-like face and taking Ying to get some unimportant fake information to cheat Ying's emotional value...

Paimon tilted his head, secretly reached out and pinched Ying's golden hair, and asked, "What is Ying thinking about?"

Why are your eyes so bright? Are you thinking of something strange?

Ying blinked her eyes. "I want Su Ming to pretend to be a snake spirit, and then use a camera to take some weird photos, and then use them to ask Disaster to pay for redemption..."

You can make a lot of money this way, right?

In fact, it was mainly because the snake spirit in the Golden House who kept taking pictures of her left a deep impression on her...

But speaking of it, it seems that anyone can take a photo, because Su Ming can disguise himself? !

"Ah, this..." The corners of Su Ming's lips twitched slightly, and his smile instantly became strange, "The idea... is good..."

What a genius!

The originator of fraud in Teyvat continent!

“Humph.” Diluk showed a mocking expression. “Look at that executive officer, he can’t even wear his clothes properly, and you still want him to redeem him?”

"Yeah." Kaia sighed and put away his sword, saying helplessly: "I think he's hoping you'll pass those photos around. He might even suggest you take photos of yourself..."

Su Ming: ???

WTF?

Although he is a pervert, he shouldn't be this perverted! ?

Paimon looked left and right, and suddenly a strange picture appeared in his mind.

The one who was about to extort money saw the snake spirit posing in various ways in front of him, and was so scared that he ran away without even taking the money...

But speaking of it, it seems like the snake spirit should twist and turn, right?

Paimeng shuddered and shook with a chill.

This is so scary! This executive is even more perverted than the young master!