Genshin Impact: Forced to Become a Follower of the Seven Gods
Chapter 107 Kill My Pigeon!
Mondstadt.
Su Ming and Diluk walked side by side towards Mondstadt. From a distance, they saw Ying and Venti huddled together on the bridge, holding some strange little mirror and looking at Timmy not far away.
Su Ming narrowed his eyes. What... was he doing?
"The Ruins Guard..." Ying was shocked, "Timmy's imaginary friend turned out to be a Ruins Guard!"
Paimon said his lines with a timid look on his face, "Then... listen to me, the area ahead..."
"Forehead……"
Paimon forgot his words halfway through his speech and stared at the bridge in front of him in amazement.
On the bridge, the Black and White Devils walked towards this side with cold faces.
Ying's eyelids twitched slightly and she hid behind Wendy.
Although Su Ming never scolded her, she always felt guilty.
Especially when he got drunk and woke up the next day to find that he had crumpled Su Ming's expensive coat and had driven the owner of the house to sleep at the Dawn Winery...
“Wake up…ah!”
Su Ming had just stood firm and had not yet opened his mouth to ask a question when he was interrupted by a huge force coming from his stomach.
The young man in white suddenly paused, staggered two steps uncontrollably, his dark eyes full of surprise.
The child in front of him was so angry that he used his head as a hammer and hit Su Ming's stomach hard.
Diluk was slightly startled and quickly supported Su Ming's back to prevent his white clothes from getting dirty.
"Timmy..." Ying opened her mouth in a daze, but didn't know what to say.
Why would he hit someone for no reason?
Could it be that Su Ming's bad luck has begun to learn to use others to launch heavy attacks?
"Timmy." Paimon didn't care about his lines and asked blankly: "What are you doing..."
Timmy raised his head, his forehead red, "You bad guy! You killed my pigeon!"
Su Ming was stunned and touched his head in confusion, "When did I kill your pigeon?"
He just scared the pigeons away, okay?!
Isn’t it normal to scare away two pigeons on a busy bridge?
On the side, Ying touched his nose guiltily.
It was obviously her who killed the pigeons, but the pigeons that Timmy fed were indeed a little tastier than other poultry...
"It's you!" Timmy was filled with righteous indignation, "It's all because of those medicines you mentioned. Everyone in the city has almost eaten all the pigeons in this period of time!"
What is Mufeng Mushroom Stewed Poultry?
Why can't you get poultry from somewhere else but his pigeons?
Hearing this, Su Ming was slightly stunned and felt a little embarrassed.
Ah this...
It seems to be his fault...
Su Ming silently put the pot firmly on his back and asked earnestly, "So you think the lives of the residents are not as important as the pigeons?"
"Ah..." Timmy was slightly startled, then shook his head, "Obviously your medicine is so weird!"
He had never heard of such a delicious medicine!
"But everyone's illness has been cured." Su Ming bent down and looked at the child in front of him with a gentle gaze. "If they are cured, it means the medicine is indeed effective."
"But..." Timmy scratched his head, "The pigeons are all dead!"
“No, no, no…” Su Ming said softly with a gentle face: “The pigeons cured the residents’ diseases, so the pigeons will survive in another form. They are not dead, but just in a different form.”
Just a way of eating.
"But..." Timmy's eyes turned red, "My pigeons are gone."
He has been raising pigeons for a long time!
Su Ming narrowed his eyes slightly and said with a smile: "But aren't there new pigeons coming today? Aren't you happy to see new friends?"
On the side, Diluk's lips twitched slightly.
Su Ming started to deceive people again...
Ying and Paimeng felt guilty and looked around, not knowing what to say.
"You can cure diseases, which means you are a little hero of Mondstadt for raising pigeons." Su Ming patted Timmy's head, "Feed the pigeons more in the future, okay? Have you seen the Honor Knight sister? If there is not enough food, go to her!"
As he spoke, Su Ming pointed at Ying.
Ying was slightly startled, and the moment she met Su Ming's gaze, she suddenly understood, and nodded repeatedly, "Don't worry, I will definitely collect the food and send it over!"
"Really?" Timmy raised his head in confusion, looking at the very gentle adult in front of him, "Will there be more and more new pigeons looking for me in the future?"
Su Ming smiled and nodded, his eyes sweeping over Ying's body.
Pigeon machine Timmy!
From now on, Ying will be responsible for delivering a little bit of wheat to Timmy as food, and then she can come and harvest it when Timmy returns home in the evening!
It is hard to imagine whether Timmy will be able to gain a lot of emotional points when he sees new pigeons every day...
"What are you doing here?" Diluk raised his eyebrows and asked, "Do you have any commission?"
I always feel that this drunkard is not serious. Is he planning to cheat the traveler?
Hearing this, Paimon smiled obediently, "We are studying children's imaginary friends~"
"Imaginary friend?" Su Ming raised his eyebrows slightly and looked at Timmy.
"But Timmy's imaginary friend is the ruins guard!" Paimon pursed his lips and said helplessly: "He gave us a big scare just now!"
"Ruins Guard?" Su Ming lowered his eyes slightly and took out a palm-sized Ruins Guard figurine from his body. "This?"
Ying nodded repeatedly, "That's right, but Timmy's imaginary friend is super big!"
"This kid..." Su Ming shook his head helplessly and stuffed the figurine into Timmy's hand, "Take it and play with it."
"Huh?" Paimon blinked, "What is this?"
Su Ming patted Timmy's head, chuckled and explained, "Some time ago in Liyue, I discussed with the young master about opening a toy store. This is the first batch of samples. Take them out and play with them."
“Young Master?” Diluk raised his eyebrows. The name sounded familiar, but he was not sure…
"Su Ming!" Paimeng's eyes widened, "You actually opened a store with the young master?! He is the executive officer!"
When the word "executive" came out, Diluk's heart sank slightly.
It seems that my guess was correct, it was the executive officer who wanted to beat me up at that time...
But Su Ming...
Su Ming nodded and said without any hesitation: "I have a good relationship with you. After all, you are my old customer. You come to me every few days to seek treatment."
That’s right, the toy store is Su Ming’s industry, not Disaster’s industry!
"Because he is so familiar with me, his younger brother often plays at my place." Su Ming spread his hands, "Like Timmy, he is also a kid who likes the Ruins Guard, so this time he plans to open a toy store."
Hearing this, Paimon tilted his head in confusion, "Does that executive officer... really dote on his brother so much?"
If Ying could open a restaurant for her...
Hiss...so happy!
Su Ming nodded, "After all, I don't know how to spend money, so I have to find a way to earn some money."
There's no other way. Ever since he teamed up with Ying, he has been in charge of Paimeng's food rations.
and……
Who wants to see Ying wearing the same clothes every day!
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